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1/7/13 4:17 PM
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justinthevikingwren
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I would literally have paid right now to have an imprint of a family I helped and pretty sure I could convince lots of people with something tangible like that.

One condition though, I've seen your photos for a couple of months now. I want a Justin Wren guarantee my money is going to the right place.

Giving is easy. Trusting is not.

Make this easy dude

 

Everything is falling into place! TODAY I officially received my nonprofit status!!! 
 
1 Viking
1 Jungle
1 Year
1,000 MINIMUM slaves set FREE!
 

Donation link: (I'll be needing a landing page at least for Pygmy Project Info!) https://interland3.donorperfect.net/weblink/weblink.aspx?name=kbm&id=5

 
That not the only excitement! As this is absolutely my nonprofit, my vision, and me risking my own neck in the Eastern Congo jungle... In addition I have been granted a covering from over 25 year nonprofit that will hold me to the highest financial accountability there is! I will be required annual outside audits and is held to standards higher than the IRS requires :-) 
 
This is why it has taken me FIVE long months after an innocent infant died in my hands to be willing to accept donations... I didn't want something in the slightest to look fishy, or even in the SLIGHTEST have people wonder like you already are.
 
The organization that is actually accepting the donations is a nonprofit I have been incredible friends with for years. They will basically be the middle man with the money, and they will do all the accounting (because I suck at it) and help me focus on just doing good. I will see every donation, but I won't be responsible for the administration stuff. 
 
Anytime I want to do something with the money I tell them with a written notice of what it is for first. Then they release it, then I provide them with a receipt afterwards for tax documentation. They also will give out the Tax Write Off Info for my donors or my "Support Tribe." It is my nonprofit. It is my vision. It is me who will be in the Congo, on the ground, for (hopefully) a full year. I will be the one MAKING SURE it gets where it is said it will go :-) 
 
The reason for this is I wanted and then SOUGHT out the best financial accountability I could find. The ECFA. The only problem was that it took years of being up and running to get their seal of financial accountability... So we had to get creative :-)  
 
I have friends that are so good to me they are willing to cover me with their 25 year seal of financial accountability with the ECFA to START my nonprofit! All that means is they do the paperwork, as a favor, because they really believe in this :-)  
 
My mission is to set a 1,000 slaves MINIMUM FREE. 
 
I saw earlier today that a Honey Badger BBQ sauce raised 50,000 in donations!!! $50,000 in donations will provide this...
 
-1,000 men, women, children slaves their FREEDOM... Their LIBERATION! 
-Hundreds (Around 300 acres) of already negotiated PERFECT uncut virgin rainforest to live in. 
-Water well dug, clean-crisp water flowing
-Agriculturalists paid... Corn & bean crops growing
-Tilapia stock pond dug, fish farming!
-Chickens and a coop for eggs & meat!
-School built!
-Headmaster paid! First ever officially recognized Congolese Pygmy school... I already know the Headmaster and had him agree :-) $600 is his yearly salary!
-Teacher paid! 
 
Guys I'm thinking this is going to be bigger than what I've written down here! That's why I say 1,000 slaves MINIMUM!  I've talked to a academy award winning documentary director & Oscar nominated directors and three other filmmakers! They think if I could do a kickstarter video and campaign to do a documentary that could be HUGE! Have the proceeds from the one year in the jungle documentary go straight back to the project! 
 
I've seen 19 million dollar grants be given to Congo for agriculture projects... I've seems a 150,000,000 MILLION dollar project go in Congo to develop water wells... The only thing is I've never seen those benefits, not once in being there... What I have seen some LOADED government officials! I mean millions upon millions in their pockets while a family of 5-6 lives on an average of 85 dollars a month!  Maybe I'm just going to the very worst places... But that is where I see the MOST hope!  I'll let them jail me before I get bribed. They know this, I've been threatened multiple times before... And now I have the support of people who are loved greatly by Congolese :-)
 
I'm with a 50+ year Congo University that has been part of successful peace talks between rebel groups and violent standoffs. They just so happen to have the number one school of Community Development that says after I get what I want done for the $50,000 if there is another like $5,000-$8,000 they will build a UNIVERSITY RESEARCH CENTER attached to the exact land! Why? So they can have "on field" students as faculty that during their senior years they will LIVE at the research center and get COLLEGE CREDIT to continue helping the Pygmies! Helping them go from completely dependent slaves... To self sustaining, independent, FREE people! The research center will protect from outside corruption and locals close to it will be told by local Congolese university staff and students that if we can change the worst off living circumstances... We can then take it out farther than here! 
 
1/7/13 6:37 PM
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Justin Wren for the Rogan podcast? Would be interesting to hear of your experiences over there and get this some exposure! Phone Post
1/7/13 6:54 PM
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3rdLion - Justin Wren for the Rogan podcast? Would be interesting to hear of your experiences over there and get this some exposure! Phone Post
Would be AWESOME! Phone Post
1/9/13 5:08 PM
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SesameTako - Justin,
In case the thread drops, email me at trtamashiro2000@gmail.com when you're set up for donations. I'd like to help. Phone Post
Thanks bro! Phone Post
1/9/13 5:12 PM
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You sir get my vu for today.
1/9/13 5:43 PM
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Rear Naked Chode - You sir get my vu for today.
Thanks buddy! Phone Post
1/9/13 5:48 PM
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1/9/13 6:33 PM
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Donation done. Proudest moment of the year so far for me!
1/9/13 6:36 PM
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SesameTako - Donation in! Am I your first OG'er?! Phone Post
You are! Phone Post
1/9/13 6:37 PM
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GROUNDnLB - Donation done. Proudest moment of the year so far for me!
BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

My smile has a HUGE SMILE BRO!!!

Because of both you above me :-) Phone Post
1/9/13 11:49 PM
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justinthevikingwren -
GROUNDnLB - Donation done. Proudest moment of the year so far for me!
BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

My smile has a HUGE SMILE BRO!!!

Because of both you above me :-) Phone Post
My pleasure!

TT to the mutha f'n T! Phone Post
1/11/13 4:57 PM
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TTT Phone Post
1/11/13 8:08 PM
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3rdLion - Justin Wren for the Rogan podcast? Would be interesting to hear of your experiences over there and get this some exposure! Phone Post
Would be AWESOME! Phone Post

Yay we did it!
1/11/13 8:26 PM
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That's a bold resolution, no doubt.

But.....can you match Jose Canseco's resolution on the boldness scale?

This is all from his twitter. The order is chosen by Boldseco himself.

1. spend more time with my daughter
2. get stronger and fitter
3. help people who are getting screwed wherever i can
4. return to pro baseball as player or manager and have dinners with McGwire, La Russa, Bonds, and Selig.
5. Fight Shaq in MMA cage match
5. develop and launch Ponce de CAnseco a real anti aging drink
6. Get elected to a important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there problems
7. Become a world class entreprenur and found at least two great companies that make peoples lives better and funner
8. Write a third book and do a move deal for Juiced!
9. Do at least 100 promotional deals for good companies and products like Animal Rights, Human health, Environmental, and Beer companies
10. Use position as A List entertainer doing reality, TV, movies, blogs, columns, appearances to be able to do more charity Phone Post
1/11/13 8:41 PM
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^^^

Oh btw, no typo here.

Canseco had two number 5's. He's A list like that. Phone Post
1/12/13 1:29 PM
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3rdLion - Justin Wren for the Rogan podcast? Would be interesting to hear of your experiences over there and get this some exposure! Phone Post
Would be AWESOME! Phone Post

Yay we did it!
Yes sir! Phone Post

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