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2/10/13 11:22 PM
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HexRei - In all seriousness, I think any credible clinical psychologist would admit that you cannot diagnose someone from a handful of writings.

I think that statement reveals you to be slightly neurotic, plus your placement of the word 'credible' in the sentence structure confirms that you should seek treatment for an obviously severe case of social anxiety disorder, and a slight case of teh bad aids.

amirite? c'mon... am i rite?
2/10/13 11:29 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - 
HexRei - In all seriousness, I think any credible clinical psychologist would admit that you cannot diagnose someone from a handful of writings.

I think that statement reveals you to be slightly neurotic, plus your placement of the word 'credible' in the sentence structure confirms that you should seek treatment for an obviously severe case of social anxiety disorder, and a slight case of teh bad aids.

amirite? c'mon... am i rite?

 


95% of UG psychological experts confirm this diagnosis to be accurate.

 

Reccommended treatment is enjoying getting stricked in your tender rim.

PS. Steve, you have 2 PMs.

2/10/13 11:32 PM
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Awaiting... arrest of... an emotionally... distraught... maniacle man that is obsessed with his mma successor... who will spend several years in prison... for the illegal infiltration of... an email... and FaceBook Accounts. In attempt to defame... and discredit someones character... the perpetrator found himself in a bizarre twist of things... He found himself cornered and in the line of fire of his successor.
Jealous of his successor... the perpetrator stole items from an email address and tried to use them to bring success to his forum. Suffering from a personal failure to succeed in his our accomplishments the perpetrator turned... to someone that was instrumental in... exposing his failures to the world. His successor proved to the world that the perpetrator has no courage whatsoever to enter a mma match up between himself and his successor. Yes... perpetrator becomes victim of his own crime.
The perpetratored faces several felonys including: 1-count of violation of federal law to commit computer
fraud, 2-counts of violation of federal law to commit illegal entry into a private internet account, 1-count
to post a phony myspace account with malicious intent, 1-count to possess, post and distribute stolen items in a public community, 1-count to post personal phone numbers and addresses with malicious intent, 1-count to excite a community with malicious intent to engage in harrassment, 1-count of violation of harrassment. 1-count of violation of criminal threat to illegally enter a private email address, 1-count of fraud for the manipulation of stolen items, etc The criminal investigation was constituted by the NYS Computer Crimes Unit Team. The perpetrator became so emotionally excited once he was able to commit a crime that thought would bring fame and popularity to his forum his emotionally distraught mind could not refrain itself from hiding his crime. He did the crime... now he will do the time... unless he goes into hiding... If he does that his forum will be in jeopardy... Have a good day! :)' January 24th, 2013
2/10/13 11:38 PM
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Steve, where's our weekly fix, dammit!!!
2/10/13 11:39 PM
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Ha!!! You read my fucking mind!!!!

There is a god!!!
2/10/13 11:42 PM
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Our forum's in jeopardy!!!!! Baby!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHH-AAAA-OOOO-OOOHHHH!!!!!
2/10/13 11:47 PM
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Knuckleballs has blue balls for tender rim letters.

2/11/13 12:54 AM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - 
HexRei - In all seriousness, I think any credible clinical psychologist would admit that you cannot diagnose someone from a handful of writings.

I think that statement reveals you to be slightly neurotic, plus your placement of the word 'credible' in the sentence structure confirms that you should seek treatment for an obviously severe case of social anxiety disorder, and a slight case of teh bad aids.

amirite? c'mon... am i rite?

Waiting for our HexRei fix.

Bring it beotch.

Or is your tender rim still hurting too much?

2/11/13 1:44 AM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - 
HexRei - In all seriousness, I think any credible clinical psychologist would admit that you cannot diagnose someone from a handful of writings.

I think that statement reveals you to be slightly neurotic, plus your placement of the word 'credible' in the sentence structure confirms that you should seek treatment for an obviously severe case of social anxiety disorder, and a slight case of teh bad aids.

amirite? c'mon... am i rite?

I actually did catch aids today from Wes' friend request. Still dousing my keyboard in antibiotics and hoping for the best.

Hey, want to hug it out?
2/11/13 2:04 AM
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Oh, I see he erm... "friend requested" you too. Well then. *cough*
2/11/13 2:08 AM
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Steve friended me long before you, but aids didn't come till you. Don't hide your whoreishness
2/11/13 2:21 AM
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WesLion - Steve friended me long before you, but aids didn't come till you. Don't hide your whoreishness

None of your aids came till me. But don't worry, we all used condoms.
2/11/13 2:26 AM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - 
HexRei - In all seriousness, I think any credible clinical psychologist would admit that you cannot diagnose someone from a handful of writings.

I think that statement reveals you to be slightly neurotic, plus your placement of the word 'credible' in the sentence structure confirms that you should seek treatment for an obviously severe case of social anxiety disorder, and a slight case of teh bad aids.

amirite? c'mon... am i rite?

I actually did catch aids today from Wes' friend request. Still dousing my keyboard in antibiotics and hoping for the best.

Hey, want to hug it out?

We can hug, as long as you bring those antibiotics with ya! I seem to have used up my emergency supply earlier today.
2/11/13 2:55 AM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - 
HexRei - 
UGCTT_sideshowsteve - 
HexRei - In all seriousness, I think any credible clinical psychologist would admit that you cannot diagnose someone from a handful of writings.

I think that statement reveals you to be slightly neurotic, plus your placement of the word 'credible' in the sentence structure confirms that you should seek treatment for an obviously severe case of social anxiety disorder, and a slight case of teh bad aids.

amirite? c'mon... am i rite?

I actually did catch aids today from Wes' friend request. Still dousing my keyboard in antibiotics and hoping for the best.

Hey, want to hug it out?

We can hug, as long as you bring those antibiotics with ya! I seem to have used up my emergency supply earlier today.

For reals. 

At least you admit you have a problem, HexRei.

;)

2/11/13 8:04 AM
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The perpetratored (the what?) faces several felonys (felonies) including:

1-count of violation of federal law to commit computer
fraud,

2-counts of violation of federal law to commit illegal entry into a private internet account,

1-count to post a phony myspace account with malicious intent,

1-count to possess, post and distribute stolen items in a public community,

1-count to post personal phone numbers and addresses with malicious intent,

1-count to excite a community with malicious intent to engage in harrassment,(harassment)

1-count of violation of harrassment. (harassment)

1-count of violation of criminal threat to illegally enter a private email address, (did we threaten or actually do it?)

1-count of fraud for the manipulation of stolen items, etc

The criminal investigation was constituted by the NYS Computer Crimes Unit Team. (is it a unit or a team?)


Now I'm no lawyer... but for some reason I am thinking that a few of those are not actually federal laws... like the whole "1-count to post a phony myspace account with malicious intent" thing...

I'm gonna go ahead and go into hiding though.
2/11/13 12:42 PM
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mmaguy30 - The perpetratored (the what?) faces several felonys (felonies) including:

1-count of violation of federal law to commit computer
fraud,

2-counts of violation of federal law to commit illegal entry into a private internet account,

1-count to post a phony myspace account with malicious intent,

1-count to possess, post and distribute stolen items in a public community,

1-count to post personal phone numbers and addresses with malicious intent,

1-count to excite a community with malicious intent to engage in harrassment,(harassment)

1-count of violation of harrassment. (harassment)

1-count of violation of criminal threat to illegally enter a private email address, (did we threaten or actually do it?)

1-count of fraud for the manipulation of stolen items, etc

The criminal investigation was constituted by the NYS Computer Crimes Unit Team. (is it a unit or a team?)


Now I'm no lawyer... but for some reason I am thinking that a few of those are not actually federal laws... like the whole "1-count to post a phony myspace account with malicious intent" thing...

I'm gonna go ahead and go into hiding though.
Haha I'm 1000% sure most of those "federal laws" don't exist! Phone Post
2/11/13 1:54 PM
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I'm just really concerned with taking the rap for 'exciting a community with malicious intent'.
Now I know that when I post on the UG, it is an electrifying -some would say 'life-changing'- event for everyone who's reading. But, I try to use my power to excite the masses for GOOD, not evil. Kinda like Billy Graham or Oprah.
If that's a crime, then lock my ass up
2/11/13 3:16 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - I'm just really concerned with taking the rap for 'exciting a community with malicious intent'.
Now I know that when I post on the UG, it is an electrifying -some would say 'life-changing'- event for everyone who's reading. But, I try to use my power to excite the masses for GOOD, not evil. Kinda like Billy Graham or Oprah.
If that's a crime, then lock my ass up

Arrested and charged with possession of awesomeness with intent to distribute.

And you have a PM.

And HexRei, cmon man, was aids the best you could come up with, I was expecting some original trolling knowing you.  That was kind of a let down, I expected more fun.

2/11/13 4:11 PM
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Ha why do people come on this thread to act a hero and say leave him alone etc, if u don't like take ur own advice and move on!!! Phone Post
2/11/13 5:38 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - I'm just really concerned with taking the rap for 'exciting a community with malicious intent'.
Now I know that when I post on the UG, it is an electrifying -some would say 'life-changing'- event for everyone who's reading. But, I try to use my power to excite the masses for GOOD, not evil. Kinda like Billy Graham or Oprah.
If that's a crime, then lock my ass up

Arrested and charged with possession of awesomeness with intent to distribute.

And you have a PM.

And HexRei, cmon man, was aids the best you could come up with, I was expecting some original trolling knowing you.  That was kind of a let down, I expected more fun.


Whoops, the aids comments started with Steve.

Damn ADD.

Anyway, anyone see that thread where the guy kept writing really long rants?  Saying stuff like how dare you.  I graduated top of my class in (random profession) and I have 300 of (random group) ready to go at a moments notice.  Definitely a unique troll, and this time he created his own thread rather than trolling someone else's.  He got shut down from votes down but it was interesting while it lasted.  Especially when he wrote the one where he was some guy who slept with random chicks all the time.  That was funny.  We need a mad libs of his and Iron Claws letters.

2/11/13 5:40 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - I'm just really concerned with taking the rap for 'exciting a community with malicious intent'.
Now I know that when I post on the UG, it is an electrifying -some would say 'life-changing'- event for everyone who's reading. But, I try to use my power to excite the masses for GOOD, not evil. Kinda like Billy Graham or Oprah.
If that's a crime, then lock my ass up

Arrested and charged with possession of awesomeness with intent to distribute.

And you have a PM.

And HexRei, cmon man, was aids the best you could come up with, I was expecting some original trolling knowing you.  That was kind of a let down, I expected more fun.


Whoops, the aids comments started with Steve.

Damn ADD.

Anyway, anyone see that thread where the guy kept writing really long rants?  Saying stuff like how dare you.  I graduated top of my class in (random profession) and I have 300 of (random group) ready to go at a moments notice.  Definitely a unique troll, and this time he created his own thread rather than trolling someone else's.  He got shut down from votes down but it was interesting while it lasted.  Especially when he wrote the one where he was some guy who slept with random chicks all the time.  That was funny.  We need a mad libs of his and Iron Claws letters.


Yeah, i don't joke about AIDS, that's insensitive to heros like Magical Johnson.
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2/11/13 9:18 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - I'm just really concerned with taking the rap for 'exciting a community with malicious intent'.
Now I know that when I post on the UG, it is an electrifying -some would say 'life-changing'- event for everyone who's reading. But, I try to use my power to excite the masses for GOOD, not evil. Kinda like Billy Graham or Oprah.
If that's a crime, then lock my ass up

Arrested and charged with possession of awesomeness with intent to distribute.

And you have a PM.

And HexRei, cmon man, was aids the best you could come up with, I was expecting some original trolling knowing you.  That was kind of a let down, I expected more fun.


Whoops, the aids comments started with Steve.

Damn ADD.

Anyway, anyone see that thread where the guy kept writing really long rants?  Saying stuff like how dare you.  I graduated top of my class in (random profession) and I have 300 of (random group) ready to go at a moments notice.  Definitely a unique troll, and this time he created his own thread rather than trolling someone else's.  He got shut down from votes down but it was interesting while it lasted.  Especially when he wrote the one where he was some guy who slept with random chicks all the time.  That was funny.  We need a mad libs of his and Iron Claws letters.


Yeah, i don't joke about AIDS, that's insensitive to heros like Magical Johnson.

Just bc you didn't start the joke doesn't mean you weren't part of it.

But you're probably right about one thing, you probably shouldn't joke about it.  I mean, how will all your victims feel after you've infected them if they find out you are joking about it too?

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Buckle - Ha why do people come on this thread to act a hero and say leave him alone etc, if u don't like take ur own advice and move on!!! Phone Post
Certain UG-ers will call, email, and even Dojo storm someone they suspect as a fraud due to their innate need to be a MMA white knight. In this circumstance, Iron Claw wasn't your typical fraud, he was a bat-shit crazy MMA wannabe. When this became clear and the mob continued their antics, purely for shits and giggles, many people took this as bullying and it didn't feel right to them. Overall, I agree with your assertion, it is best not to gives such threads attention and better to move on if one feels this way. Phone Post
Curious, you don't feel frauds should be called out? I would be FURIOUS is I paid my money to train under a fake coach. It take a life time to master these arts and to disrespect the hard work it takes to attain such levels by falsely claiming lineage or rank cheapens the reputation so many have fought to create. IMO it's a critical part of any community to call out frauds or villains (TLI) in our midst. Phone Post

Damn straight!

VTFU for standing up for the truth.

2/11/13 9:29 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - I'm just really concerned with taking the rap for 'exciting a community with malicious intent'.
Now I know that when I post on the UG, it is an electrifying -some would say 'life-changing'- event for everyone who's reading. But, I try to use my power to excite the masses for GOOD, not evil. Kinda like Billy Graham or Oprah.
If that's a crime, then lock my ass up

Arrested and charged with possession of awesomeness with intent to distribute.

And you have a PM.

And HexRei, cmon man, was aids the best you could come up with, I was expecting some original trolling knowing you.  That was kind of a let down, I expected more fun.


Whoops, the aids comments started with Steve.

Damn ADD.

Anyway, anyone see that thread where the guy kept writing really long rants?  Saying stuff like how dare you.  I graduated top of my class in (random profession) and I have 300 of (random group) ready to go at a moments notice.  Definitely a unique troll, and this time he created his own thread rather than trolling someone else's.  He got shut down from votes down but it was interesting while it lasted.  Especially when he wrote the one where he was some guy who slept with random chicks all the time.  That was funny.  We need a mad libs of his and Iron Claws letters.


Yeah, i don't joke about AIDS, that's insensitive to heros like Magical Johnson.

Just bc you didn't start the joke doesn't mean you weren't part of it.

But you're probably right about one thing, you probably shouldn't joke about it.  I mean, how will all your victims feel after you've infected them if they find out you are joking about it too?


You are trying way too hard.

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