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1/15/13 12:35 AM
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Saiga12
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We find out after all these years Spider-man never really existed and was just a dream Peter was having after being bitten by a poisonous radio active spider. Comic ends with Aunt may and Uncle Ben pulling the plug on life support....fade to black

Last page is Mephisto sitting in his throne jerking off while wearing Spider-Man's mask.
1/15/13 1:23 AM
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"but but doctor, my spider-sense is tingling."


"I'm sorry, Mr. Parker, theres no such thing as 'spider-sense'. That tingling is just the residual effects of the nerve damage."
1/15/13 11:26 AM
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Saiga12 - We find out after all these years Spider-man never really existed and was just a dream Peter was having after being bitten by a poisonous radio active spider. Comic ends with Aunt may and Uncle Ben pulling the plug on life support....fade to black

Last page is Mephisto sitting in his throne jerking off while wearing Spider-Man's mask.

Other than the last line, that was actually a pretty good episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" where it hinted she wasn't really the slayer, just some ordinary girl locked up in a mental hospital and suffering from overpowering delusions and hallucinations...
1/15/13 12:03 PM
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And so it ends, lol. If we could actually produce this into some sort of budget web comic it'd be an instant classic.

Any suggestions for a name for the arc?

1/15/13 2:13 PM
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Amazing Spider-Man: Peter Gets Screwed Over Way More Than Usual
1/15/13 3:24 PM
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Saiga12
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Saiga12 - We find out after all these years Spider-man never really existed and was just a dream Peter was having after being bitten by a poisonous radio active spider. Comic ends with Aunt may and Uncle Ben pulling the plug on life support....fade to black

Last page is Mephisto sitting in his throne jerking off while wearing Spider-Man's mask.

Feel like amending this....
How about the Spider that bit and eventually leads to the death of Peter gains human abilities eventually mutating into a Man-Spider and becomes a Squirrel-Girl level hero. Capable of great feats by shear dumb luck.

Has a What If been done on something like this.
1/18/13 9:55 PM
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We can have alternative endings.

 

I'm already beginning to think up stories for a mini-series...

Maximum Gwenage.

Aunt-mayzing Spider-Man has to team up against Gwenage with none other than her arch-rival...

UNCLE BENOM!

1/19/13 2:28 AM
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I'd buy that for a dollar. Phone Post
1/19/13 7:52 AM
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Write it as a "choose your own adventure" book Phone Post
1/19/13 11:45 AM
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The_Pundits_Fluffer_III - 

We can have alternative endings.

 

I'm already beginning to think up stories for a mini-series...

Maximum Gwenage.

Aunt-mayzing Spider-Man has to team up against Gwenage with none other than her arch-rival...

UNCLE BENOM!


Don't forget "Mephisto the Molester."
1/30/13 9:35 PM
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I feel like ending it with a good vibe, so here goes:

Galactus has finally decided that he's had enough and says" ENOUGH!! You are not fit to hold the power cosmic!" He then strips him of all his power and resets everything back to post #4 (Ok, first off he has to have sudden memories that Uncle Ben, his inspiration, his reason for becoming a hero in fact, molested him as a child. And Aunt May watched and filmed the whole thing).

But, having stripped of his power changes his soul. Peter decides that he is actually a bisexual but leaning towards the more feminine side. To this, he has a hermaphrodite sex change and convinces Reed Richards go back in time before Peter was even born. He then connects with newly married Uncle Ben and Aunt May and manages to squeeze in into the relationship convincing them that he has the "tools" to satisfy and love them both. Eventually Peter gets pregnant as well as Aunt May at the same time. Once the babies are born, he convinces a young Mr. Sinister to combine both babies into one and all three of them (Uncle Ben, Aunt May, and Peter) raise the baby and teach him that "With great power comes great responsibility".

The End - or maybe not

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