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1/14/13 10:47 AM
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If you win fights, then Segal is your master.
 
1/14/13 10:52 AM
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haha, how the hell he does that again.
1/14/13 10:58 AM
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does he someone track fighters down? or do fighters track him down ?
1/14/13 10:59 AM
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Another of Master Seagals prodigial sons?

1/14/13 12:25 PM
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lol Phone Post
1/14/13 12:30 PM
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Didn't he teach Michael Jackson how to moonwalk? Phone Post
1/14/13 12:31 PM
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Sensei segal literally dwarfs comier. Difference between a true hw and a lhw right there.
1/14/13 2:04 PM
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The Mad King -
MrNiceguy66 - Didn't he teach Michael Jackson how to moonwalk? Phone Post
Lol Phone Post
I heard he taught Neil Armstrong to moon walk as well. That seagull is one amazing man. Phone Post
1/14/13 3:02 PM
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th1s_guy -
The Mad King -
MrNiceguy66 - Didn't he teach Michael Jackson how to moonwalk? Phone Post
Lol Phone Post
I heard he taught Neil Armstrong to moon walk as well. That seagull is one amazing man. Phone Post
Ooh! Haha. And I thought the previous comment was awesome.
Touché! Aahhh.

Great stuff guys...shit, back to work Phone Post
1/14/13 3:04 PM
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In.

Reeeealllllyyyy want to see DC front kick someone to the face!
1/14/13 3:05 PM
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Jimmy Rustler - 
patches - does he someone track fighters down? or do fighters track him down ?

 

they summon him by  sending him letters/memos asking him to teach them his deadly stuff

 

 

at least thats what anderson did

 

If Cole Konrad had done this would he still be retired?

 

1/15/13 12:59 AM
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What the hell is with his hairline? I know he has plugs, but it almost looks tattooed on. Phone Post
1/15/13 1:07 AM
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1/15/13 1:10 AM
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FortyKoatz - Sensei segal literally dwarfs comier. Difference between a true hw and a lhw right there.

Lol Seagal is like 450 lbs, but yeah I'd like to see Cormier at LHW.
1/15/13 1:12 AM
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1/15/13 1:19 AM
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Cormier on Seagal:

"I was one of Steven's students, and let me say... it ain't bullshit. This guy is insane. First off... to be a student, you need to practically give up life as you know it. Your new diet is vegan, training-everyday, because if you don't know your shit, you get your ass kicked.... It takes people over a decade to get black- I am not shitting you... in order to become a black belt, not only do you have to pass his ridiculous test including: decapitation techniques, laying on a bed of nails while bodies are dropped on you, being tattooed into his private brotherhood, swearing oaths (god help you if you do not abide)...you also have to be successful in life, by his standards (making 6 figures and driving a lexus)... this is no joke. on his hunt, he pays people to beat the shit out of you.... martial arts experts, hunters, ninjas, and even cattle hearders to capture you, depending on where he dumps you off. it could be anywhere... on a boat in the long island sound, a remote island off the coast, in the northeast wilderness, even in the city. "

1/15/13 4:59 AM
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heh

1/15/13 5:12 AM
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I am convinced sensei seagal only owns 4 shirts.

 

 

1/15/13 10:57 AM
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lol!^

1/15/13 10:57 AM
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Another of Master Seagals prodigial sons?

His ' children '

Lol Phone Post
1/15/13 11:03 AM
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TopGrinder - I have a winning trainer formula but I only accept champions........ Phone Post
Hi Greg Jackson! Phone Post
Actually you can walk into Jackson's camp slap your money down and go train, if you're good enough they'll bring you into the fold I'm sure.

Most of Jacksons fighters weren't champions until AFTER they trained at his camp so .... Phone Post
1/15/13 12:42 PM
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I love how he towers over everyone
1/15/13 1:19 PM
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this is so freaking weird lol
1/15/13 9:48 PM
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1/15/13 9:49 PM
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LOL


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