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Keli Sipperley from Florida's Land O' Lakes Patch reports that a local teen used "MMA-style moves" on his mother and sister. It is not clear from the report if the "MMA moves" were anything more than a choke.

The media now unfortunately identifies anyone who commits a crime and has had as little as one amateur fight as an "MMA fighter" breaking the law.

While attention getting, the pattern is unreasonable, as any number of other aspects of the perpetrator's background could be used to identify them - "High School graduate stabs friend," or "Tomato eater arrested in drug buy," or, say, "Floridian teen chokes mom."

A Land O' Lakes teen faces domestic battery charges after deputies say he used MMA-style moves on his mother and sister.

According to a Pasco County complaint affidavit, the 16-year-old became "physically abusive" toward his mother and sister after his cellphone was taken away.

The teen choked, kicked and performed MMA moves on his sister, then chased his mother and "placed her in a physically restraining MMA move," the report stated.

The teen, whose name is being withheld because of his age, admitted to the acts in a non-custodial interview, according to the report. He was arrested and transported to the juvenile assessment center without incident.

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Now this, this is what I call badass.

What a douche.

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He must trane UFC.
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I stopped reading after I saw "Florida". Fucking state is like mad-libs, I can figure the rest out. Phone Post
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Flordia, why is it always Florida? What the hell?
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Lol if only
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Armbar... "Got my phone back!"
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Flying triangle? D'arce choke? Maybe a Showtime kick? Phone Post
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Bruham -  I stopped reading after I saw "Florida". Fucking state is like mad-libs, I can figure the rest out. Phone Post

legit lol.

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Lol @ "mma style" moves. Almost ANYTHING in a physical altercation could be misconstrued as "using mma."

Another reason why the term is such a stupid name for the sport. Phone Post
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Cotton -

This is the first thing I thought of when reading the title Phone Post
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I wonder if he threw any "boxing" style punches or scored any "wrestling" style takedowns on these ladies. Phone Post
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Cop: ma'am, how did your son assault you?

Mother: he doubled legged me after a failed sprawl attempt through our IKEA kitchen table. He started raining elbows so I turned over and he got the choke. I just got caught. Phone Post
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I learned the Triangle Choke from Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon.

And it was called beating your sister up when I was a kid. Phone Post
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That's it. Ban MMA
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Bruham - I stopped reading after I saw "Florida". Fucking state is like mad-libs, I can figure the rest out. Phone Post
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palmmute -  Cop: ma'am, how did your son assault you?

Mother: he doubled legged me after a failed sprawl attempt through our IKEA kitchen table. He started raining elbows so I turned over and he got the choke. I just got caught. Phone Post

Now THAT'S funny...VTFU +3

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noshame - That's it. Ban MMA

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She needs to respect his fighter lifestyle. Phone Post
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F'in Florida...

I'm all for cutting Florida off and I live here. I'd just ask that you spare us here in Orlando and maybe also consider Tampa (Mons Venus is there). Parts of Miami could be spared and St. Augustine is the oldest (non-native) town in the U.S - and a very cool place. But if we have to go with the rest of the state to save everyone else from Florida, I suppose it is more than a fair sacrifice. My apologies to the other 49 states. :(
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In another week the Mum will put her loss down to a pre-confrontation injury and family problems.
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palmmute - Cop: ma'am, how did your son assault you?

Mother: he doubled legged me after a failed sprawl attempt through our IKEA kitchen table. He started raining elbows so I turned over and he got the choke. I just got caught. Phone Post
Oh shit too funny Phone Post
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FOX Force Five - In another week the Mum will put her loss down to a pre-confrontation injury and family problems.
Lol blame kidney problems and having high levels of creatine in her blood stream or claim her son only beat him because he was on peds Phone Post

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