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1/30/13 11:32 AM
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FangSakuraba
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Hacked??? Just like the time when he sent some bullshit expletive laden email to his subscribers for not opening their emails, and then claimed that it was hacked?

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f12/lol-jordan-schultz-2210365/index8.html

Come on now, enough of this Team Lloyd Irvin bullshit... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
1/30/13 12:13 PM
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Hunter V - what was the date that was actually posted?
Two minutes before I created this thread. Phone Post
1/30/13 12:15 PM
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JT Torres and a couple others I can't remember liked the picture as well.

Creeps me out man!! Phone Post
1/30/13 3:49 PM
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He's already sending out emails about his story on why he lost the euros. Uncomfortable on the plane is just the start.
1/30/13 4:07 PM
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Getting hacked us always their first attempt at covering up their bs. Dies anyone fall for that anymore? Phone Post
1/30/13 4:46 PM
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Wait! I thought makng excuses was the pinnacle of bitchassness and expressly forbidden by the master.
1/30/13 4:48 PM
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For those not signed up on his email.....

I boarded the plane to Amsterdam in Washington D.C
on wednesday evening. The flight was long
and my back muscles hated me for that 8 hours.

Every attempt to get comfortable was
frutile and even though I was able to
sneak to an empty 3 seat block and lay
down the pain didn't subside.

When the nerves protest, when
they send out distress signals
a pain runs down my leg and
takes my breath away.

The only remedy is to take a hot shower.

The sound of the seatbelt beep
interrupts my thoughts. I tighten
it and get ready to land.

After the plane lands in Amsterdam
I look at my boarding pass. A 5 hour layover.

The airport was cold, like ice and we walked
about a 1/2 mile through a maze of terminals
to reach our gate. I remind myself that I can't eat
much - I'm two pounds over weight.

Now I can take a nap. It's eight-thirty AM, and
we have 4 hours to kill. I try to get comfortable on the
concrete floor but it's impossible. The floor
is as cold as ice, and every attempt to pad myself
proves useless. I should have dressed warmer.

Maybe sleeping on my gi top will work. I lay it out
and curl into a ball near the wall. Typically I have trouble
sleeping in public places, but I've been awake for 20 hours.

I start thinking about the tournament and decide if I can't sleep
I'll walk around. But the walking turned to endless pacing.

I tell myself, whatever happens at the tournament I've
been through it at least once before.

If it's a physical test, a mental test, it's nothing new.

Continued tomorrow...

Jordon Schultz
1/30/13 5:07 PM
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Obviously the Master needs to pony up for first class tickets and shorter layovers if he wants gold!
1/30/13 5:39 PM
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John Frankl - Obviously the Master needs to pony up for first class tickets and shorter layovers if he wants gold!
My thoughts exactly Phone Post
1/30/13 6:19 PM
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English is my third language but did he write frutile? Isn't it futile? I thought Llimp sent them to school. Phone Post
1/30/13 6:51 PM
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grillznice - For those not signed up on his email.....

I boarded the plane to Amsterdam in Washington D.C
on wednesday evening. The flight was long
and my back muscles hated me for that 8 hours.

Every attempt to get comfortable was
frutile and even though I was able to
sneak to an empty 3 seat block and lay
down the pain didn't subside.

When the nerves protest, when
they send out distress signals
a pain runs down my leg and
takes my breath away.

The only remedy is to take a hot shower.

The sound of the seatbelt beep
interrupts my thoughts. I tighten
it and get ready to land.

After the plane lands in Amsterdam
I look at my boarding pass. A 5 hour layover.

The airport was cold, like ice and we walked
about a 1/2 mile through a maze of terminals
to reach our gate. I remind myself that I can't eat
much - I'm two pounds over weight.

Now I can take a nap. It's eight-thirty AM, and
we have 4 hours to kill. I try to get comfortable on the
concrete floor but it's impossible. The floor
is as cold as ice, and every attempt to pad myself
proves useless. I should have dressed warmer.

Maybe sleeping on my gi top will work. I lay it out
and curl into a ball near the wall. Typically I have trouble
sleeping in public places, but I've been awake for 20 hours.

I start thinking about the tournament and decide if I can't sleep
I'll walk around. But the walking turned to endless pacing.

I tell myself, whatever happens at the tournament I've
been through it at least once before.

If it's a physical test, a mental test, it's nothing new.

Continued tomorrow...

Jordon Schultz

guess he knows how bjj practioners from all over the world feel when they fly to the US.
1/30/13 6:56 PM
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who did he face at the Europeans?
1/30/13 7:49 PM
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grillznice - For those not signed up on his email.....

I boarded the plane to Amsterdam in Washington D.C
on wednesday evening. The flight was long
and my back muscles hated me for that 8 hours.

Every attempt to get comfortable was
frutile and even though I was able to
sneak to an empty 3 seat block and lay
down the pain didn't subside.

When the nerves protest, when
they send out distress signals
a pain runs down my leg and
takes my breath away.

The only remedy is to take a hot shower.

The sound of the seatbelt beep
interrupts my thoughts. I tighten
it and get ready to land.

After the plane lands in Amsterdam
I look at my boarding pass. A 5 hour layover.

The airport was cold, like ice and we walked
about a 1/2 mile through a maze of terminals
to reach our gate. I remind myself that I can't eat
much - I'm two pounds over weight.

Now I can take a nap. It's eight-thirty AM, and
we have 4 hours to kill. I try to get comfortable on the
concrete floor but it's impossible. The floor
is as cold as ice, and every attempt to pad myself
proves useless. I should have dressed warmer.

Maybe sleeping on my gi top will work. I lay it out
and curl into a ball near the wall. Typically I have trouble
sleeping in public places, but I've been awake for 20 hours.

I start thinking about the tournament and decide if I can't sleep
I'll walk around. But the walking turned to endless pacing.

I tell myself, whatever happens at the tournament I've
been through it at least once before.

If it's a physical test, a mental test, it's nothing new.

Continued tomorrow...

Jordon Schultz

This is the set up for some Grade A, premium Bitchassness
1/30/13 8:05 PM
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He asked for mineral water, not sparkling water Phone Post
1/30/13 8:08 PM
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WhoRunsBarterTown - Why does everyone from Llimp Irvin try to write in Iambic Pentameter?
Lol that's awesome. Phone Post
1/30/13 8:11 PM
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BJJWorkouts - English is my third language but did he write frutile? Isn't it futile? I thought Llimp sent them to school. Phone Post
I seriously think it is an intentional thing they do as part of the marketing strategy. Almost every Lloyd affiliate email has obvious typos, excessive capitalization, etc. Maybe somehow it's supposed to make them seem more real and down to earth to the masses? Phone Post
1/30/13 8:20 PM
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Jordan's little note is the epitome of bitchassness.

Are you kidding me?
1/30/13 8:24 PM
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blanko -
grillznice - For those not signed up on his email.....

I boarded the plane to Amsterdam in Washington D.C
on wednesday evening. The flight was long
and my back muscles hated me for that 8 hours.

Every attempt to get comfortable was
frutile and even though I was able to
sneak to an empty 3 seat block and lay
down the pain didn't subside.

When the nerves protest, when
they send out distress signals
a pain runs down my leg and
takes my breath away.

The only remedy is to take a hot shower.

The sound of the seatbelt beep
interrupts my thoughts. I tighten
it and get ready to land.

After the plane lands in Amsterdam
I look at my boarding pass. A 5 hour layover.

The airport was cold, like ice and we walked
about a 1/2 mile through a maze of terminals
to reach our gate. I remind myself that I can't eat
much - I'm two pounds over weight.

Now I can take a nap. It's eight-thirty AM, and
we have 4 hours to kill. I try to get comfortable on the
concrete floor but it's impossible. The floor
is as cold as ice, and every attempt to pad myself
proves useless. I should have dressed warmer.

Maybe sleeping on my gi top will work. I lay it out
and curl into a ball near the wall. Typically I have trouble
sleeping in public places, but I've been awake for 20 hours.

I start thinking about the tournament and decide if I can't sleep
I'll walk around. But the walking turned to endless pacing.

I tell myself, whatever happens at the tournament I've
been through it at least once before.

If it's a physical test, a mental test, it's nothing new.

Continued tomorrow...

Jordon Schultz

guess he knows how bjj practioners from all over the world feel when they fly to the US.
You hit the nail on the head dude. Phone Post
1/30/13 8:46 PM
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Continued tomorrow? Please don't. I feel like he is saying this in a soft, monotone, rapist type voice. Fuck! He's raping my mind! Phone Post
1/30/13 8:58 PM
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elitecmbt - Continued tomorrow? Please don't. I feel like he is saying this in a soft, monotone, rapist type voice. Fuck! He's raping my mind! Phone Post
Lol Phone Post
1/30/13 11:48 PM
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I'm no expert of cults, but I would think an attribute of a cult is the ability to bend truth to fit their circumstances- no matter what it is.

Lloyd always says there are no excuses for losing and not training hard.

Now, when his guys dont win, he authorizes emails that go directly against his no excuse policy (I'm sure every email gets the nod of Lloyd before it goes out).
1/30/13 11:49 PM
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BJJWorkouts - English is my third language but did he write frutile? Isn't it futile? I thought Llimp sent them to school. Phone Post
I seriously think it is an intentional thing they do as part of the marketing strategy. Almost every Lloyd affiliate email has obvious typos, excessive capitalization, etc. Maybe somehow it's supposed to make them seem more real and down to earth to the masses? Phone Post

I agree- I think all of the grammatical and spelling errors are on purpose.

Also, they always send the wrong link, and then follow up with an email having the correct one.
1/31/13 1:17 AM
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Why are you guys on their lists? Phone Post
1/31/13 1:24 AM
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LiveFromThe7x7 -  Why are you guys on their lists? Phone Post

I'm pretty sure most of the bjj community was on their email list at one time or another.
1/31/13 2:12 AM
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LiveFromThe7x7 -  Why are you guys on their lists? Phone Post

The lists are a pretty sweet deal actually. Whenever someone is going to launch a new product they send out a bunch of cool preview technique clips, so in exchange for spending half a minute deleting emails every once in a while you get some cool videos.

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