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2/6/13 12:09 PM
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Cya
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2/6/13 5:15 PM
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Now it's just getting weird

I'm back at the hotel, my last night in portugal...

Something about this city, the cobblestone streets,
the strong portugal air - my mind is restless.

With only one match during the tournament
my body is fresh - not spent like it usually is
after a typical 5-8 match tournament.

It's 10pm, I go to my teammates room to
hangout - kill time. I catch them in the hallway
and ask where they are going...

They smirk - we're going to eat they said.
Do you want to go? I decline.

But I wasn't the slightest bit hungry, so I went
back to my room and sat in the pitch dark.

I'm restless - I cant sleep - It's 4am and all
I can do is flip though TV channels and think
about the days events over and over in my head.

6 am comes and I'm still awake, but I feel relieved, the
breakfast buffet opens in one hour. At least I'll be able to
sleep on the plane.

I walk up to the 9th floor and wait by the door for
the buffet to open. The food here feels unnatural to me
- it's all bread - everything is bread.

On the flight home I'm uneasy. My parents are going
to pick me up from the airport. They were passing
through DC on the way to a wedding and wanted
to see me for a day. More my mother actually. If it were
up to my father I'd we'd never talk again.

I've never had a good relationship with my father -
in fact it's been terrible.

But I tell my team mates that I've made a momentous decision.

I'm going to hug the old man.

I havent hugged him in 10 years. I tell myself - you one live once...

I see my father at the gatet, wearing a baseball cap. He looks
old, mean and weathered.

I rush towards him, close my arms around him, and squeeze.

He doesn't move an inch. He stiffens like a board.

I release him and tell myself I'm never doing that again.
2/6/13 7:56 PM
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andre
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Wow. This reminds me of a joke Sinbad told at a Muhammad Ali tribute show. He said, "Have you ever seen Ali dance? Not in the ring, on a dance floor. I have. I was a kid and I saw Ali dance and all I could say was 'Hit someone, Ali!! Hit someone!'"



Sweep someone, Jordan!! Sweep someone!" Phone Post
2/6/13 8:06 PM
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ElPulpo
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That last email from Jordon is just fucking creepy. This dude really is a few bats short of a belfry.
2/6/13 9:15 PM
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gonna hug my dad.....YOLO
2/6/13 9:39 PM
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These are awesome. Kind of like Rorschach's journal:

Cat carcass on my balcony,
Portugal strangely portuguese.
The sight of these people make me sick.
Guard pass drills with the toaster
It makes me sweat more.

Noon,
Had breakfast with GMLI, asks
If I did the toaster drills,
I said I did double
He pinches my nipple,
I do triple. Hrrrmmm Phone Post
2/6/13 10:00 PM
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^ hahaha!! Phone Post
2/7/13 7:14 AM
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andre
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ok, I found the video. I had some of the wording wrong, but the gist is correct (I was going off of a 20-year old memory of the show). The joke starts around 56:30.
2/7/13 9:42 AM
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I'm convinced now he's aware of this thread and is just trolling us.
2/7/13 4:15 PM
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ChokeTheFace - These are awesome. Kind of like Rorschach's journal:

Cat carcass on my balcony,
Portugal strangely portuguese.
The sight of these people make me sick.
Guard pass drills with the toaster
It makes me sweat more.

Noon,
Had breakfast with GMLI, asks
If I did the toaster drills,
I said I did double
He pinches my nipple,
I do triple. Hrrrmmm Phone Post
He pinches their nipples?

Is that something you give consent to when you train there? Phone Post
2/12/13 12:25 AM
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New email coming soon?

http://youtu.be/1fR4ZYuBZ0Y

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