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2/1/13 2:22 PM
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2/1/13 2:24 PM
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jump back on that horse son.....

2/1/13 2:30 PM
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Well played sir!! Phone Post
2/1/13 2:32 PM
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NootSooNiiice - ^^^^^ sent me that just a little bit ago.. Phone Post
Said she wanted to make up last night to me and to be prepared. Phone Post

Would be hilarious if she's trolling and just craps on you again. Like this is her thing. She gets guys used to "regular" sex and just eases into the pooping.

Poo on me once, shame on you. Poo on me twice... well played.

Excellent first post, though. Welcome and I hope it all works out buddy!
2/1/13 2:39 PM
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2/1/13 3:08 PM
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2/1/13 3:14 PM
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Look at the bright side, it was her car not yours.

If you want to get even, rip a nasty fart or shit when she's blowing you.
2/1/13 3:15 PM
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RPBJJ
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A single mom that works at a cell phone store that craps on people... I smell s shitcom!!!!!
2/1/13 3:30 PM
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NootSooNiiice - ^^^^^ sent me that just a little bit ago.. Phone Post
Said she wanted to make up last night to me and to be prepared. Phone Post
So this girl drops wolf-bait while she's bouncing on your rod, uses her hand to wipe the mess off on her car seat and follows it up with a warning to "be prepared" for your next date?

I'm guessing she had the Indian buffet and a triple espresso for lunch. Phone Post
2/1/13 3:31 PM
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Truly welcome to the OG brother. You should probably take a shower... Phone Post
2/1/13 3:36 PM
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And by be prepared I'm guessing she means have some baby wipes close by Phone Post
2/1/13 3:37 PM
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he forgot to mention this girl was in 2 girls-1 cup
2/1/13 3:42 PM
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Wonderful post op. I posted a story on here a few years ago about a girl I had over who was taking a shower before we banged. I took a piss after her showet and saw she had left shit stains on the towel she used. We didn't bang after that. Phone Post
2/1/13 3:53 PM
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dude she is in the palm of your hand for life. you have so much ammo on her.

Her life is in your hands dude..
2/1/13 3:56 PM
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Bisping = PHENOMenal gatekeeper
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2/1/13 3:59 PM
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PM me your address so I can send you one of these...

 

The force is strong with this one.

2/1/13 4:15 PM
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Be prepared she says. Lol Phone Post
2/1/13 4:41 PM
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poop comes out of that^ Phone Post
2/1/13 4:43 PM
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Louisvillain
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Don't take her to Taco Bell before you mess around next time...

2/1/13 5:02 PM
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Don't take her to Taco Bell before you mess around next time...


Fuck me that's funny!
2/1/13 5:09 PM
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she was probably just POOped after a hard day at work
2/1/13 5:15 PM
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Due to her tattoo I feel her unofficial nick name should be the "giving tree"
2/1/13 5:17 PM
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2/1/13 5:18 PM
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2/1/13 5:19 PM
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This reminds me of the time I got really drunk with this girl and ended up taking her back to my place. We fucked a few times and then passed out. Apparently the last time we fucked I tried to shove it in her ass. I woke up with the head of my cock in her butt. She had no idea because I was up first.

We went to grab breakfast and we were both still drunk, hungover, and feeling like shit. The kind of night where you drink tequilla and like 3 other alcohols, leaving you feeling like you were poisoned.

Well, while we were eating she gets sick and starts to vomit. He vomit reaction caused a fart which was poop filled because I had opened her butt up that night. She had no idea but complained that her ass hurt.

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