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On February 4th at Lauzon MMA, his new gym in Easton, MA Joe Lauzon competed in a food decathlon to prove his mettle outside the cage. Lauzon competed alongside fellow UFC fighter Joe Proctor, former UFC fighter Dany Lauzon, and several friends and fight team members.

The event was inspired by an argument between Lauzon and teammate Andy Aiello. One day at lunch, the pair bickered over who could eat more food. From that disagreement, an entire event was arranged; Aiello, who is making is professional debut in 14 days, could not compete.

The contest? Eat ten consecutive fast food items in the fastest time. And see who could eat the most food. In all, ten competitors took to the table.

It was a big man, who goes by the nickname Biggie, who took the fastest time prize, eating all ten items in 14 minutes and 20 seconds. The ten items, which had to be eaten in order, where:

•One (1) KFC Double Down sandwich
•One (1) Five Guys cheeseburger
•One (1) Doritos Locos Taco
•One (1) Small Wendy's Fry
•Five (5) McDonald's Nuggets
•10 oz. Glass of milk
•One (1) Slice of Papa Gino's Pizzas
•Two (2) Dunkin Donuts
•One (1) Burger King Hershey's Pie
•Five (5) Double stuff Oreo Cookies

Winner of the grand championship was 145 lb. amateur fighter Matt Pestena, who finished all his food in the challenge, and then consumed an additional dozen Oreo cookies. Lauzon was able to complete the challenge, but was only able to eat another six Oreo cookies. His brother, Dany Lauzon, made a strong effort, finishing all his food in less than 15 minutes, and eating an additional eight Oreos. UFC fighter Joe Proctor was disqualified when he skipped several items and started dipping his Oreos into milk.

Competitors paid $25.00 to compete to cover the cost of food and specatators $5.00. Proceeds were donated to a local charity.

And if you are not yet disgusted, a rough estimate puts the calorie count around 4,000 with 250 grams of fat, and 6000 mg of sodium.

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2/2/13 4:27 PM
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Want  a real story? why not document the DOZEN or so eating challenges that I have conquered, including eating Sunset Bar and Grille's Level 35 wings a week ago. These are arguably Singapore's hottest wings, and an established challenge. Having the UG News post this event up is like making a big deal out of a bunch of smoker fights on the UG. Hell, it might be entertaining, but we all know the true talent lies elsewhere.

2/2/13 4:29 PM
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Tom Lawlor - 

Want  a real story? why not document the DOZEN or so eating challenges that I have conquered, including eating Sunset Bar and Grille's Level 35 wings a week ago. These are arguably Singapore's hottest wings, and an established challenge. Having the UG News post this event up is like making a big deal out of a bunch of smoker fights on the UG. Hell, it might be entertaining, but we all know the true talent lies elsewhere.


So Biggie has a challenger!

2/2/13 4:32 PM
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Get em Filthy!!!!

Oh and record it for the UG. Phone Post
2/2/13 4:32 PM
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That makes me so hungry.
2/2/13 4:34 PM
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This got interesting in a hurry! Phone Post
2/2/13 4:36 PM
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Jimbobduggan - That makes me so hungry.

That line up looks disgusting haha
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real champions show up to compete. being 1/2 way across the world really isn't an excuse.

2/2/13 4:40 PM
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I almost threw up just reading what they ate, that's disgusting. Feel bad for their bathrooms...
2/2/13 4:48 PM
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Jimbobduggan - That makes me so hungry.

That line up looks disgusting haha

Yeah, as soon as I saw KFC Double Down, I would be out.  Just the idea of eating one of those gives me chest pains.

2/2/13 4:53 PM
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So Filthy vs Food? Phone Post
2/2/13 4:55 PM
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haha dan looks seriously chubbed up there
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RobinVanRooney - American food looks fucking glorious

ya that's just a typical american dinner right there, we usually follow it up with a dessert of a 12 oz tub of mayonnaise topped with brown sugar.
2/2/13 5:05 PM
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If I hang out with Joe Rogan and Nick Diaz and smoke one with them, I could eat all that while I am thinking of what to eat to calm my munchies.

 

Realistically I wouldnt get past the double down before falling asleep with stomach pains.

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nastiest food ever lol
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RobinVanRooney - American food looks fucking glorious

ya that's just a typical american dinner right there, we usually follow it up with a dessert of a 12 oz tub of mayonnaise topped with brown sugar.

I think you mean hearty american breakfast, with all the essentials

2/2/13 5:20 PM
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how much does that weigh altogether? 6 pounds?

2/2/13 5:21 PM
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Oh snap, did Fithy Tom Lawlor just call out biggie?
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2/2/13 6:19 PM
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Want  a real story? why not document the DOZEN or so eating challenges that I have conquered, including eating Sunset Bar and Grille's Level 35 wings a week ago. These are arguably Singapore's hottest wings, and an established challenge. Having the UG News post this event up is like making a big deal out of a bunch of smoker fights on the UG. Hell, it might be entertaining, but we all know the true talent lies elsewhere.


No need to hate. They'll invite you to the next challenge.
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You have to love J'Lau's gym. You know they work hard there but also have fun.

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yup.


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