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2/4/13 10:21 AM
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2/4/13 10:48 AM
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"He's so cocky, standing in the middle of the frame and making it all about himself!" - Jones haters

2/4/13 10:49 AM
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The Jones bros certainly know how to pick their women. Phone Post
2/4/13 10:51 AM
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nice pic

2/4/13 10:56 AM
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Super Bowl champion brother who had a huge game. Pretty impressive. Mma champ or Super Bowl champion hmmmm Phone Post
2/4/13 11:04 AM
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"Where da white womenz at ?!?!?!"

JK!

The athletic ability in that family is astounding.
2/4/13 11:16 AM
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Neither chick is even a I'm drunk whoops candidate, you people need standards Phone Post
2/4/13 11:17 AM
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GROUNDnLB - The Jones bros certainly know how to pick their women. Phone Post
Lol get out more.. Phone Post
2/4/13 11:32 AM
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GROUNDnLB - The Jones bros certainly know how to pick their women. Phone Post
Lol get out more.. Phone Post
Sarcasm, how does that work? Phone Post
2/4/13 11:33 AM
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The Mouth -  Neither chick is even a I'm drunk whoops candidate, you people need standards Phone Post

Not saying they are great.

But if you wouldn't even drunk bang the chick on the left, you may want to check with your doctor if you have caught the gay.
She looks like a miserable house wife. She's at the Super Bowl in a egg plant Old Navy sweater, no make up and could use a Pilates class based on her emerging second chin Phone Post
2/4/13 11:39 AM
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crossfire -  Ok can someone please explain something to me since i know absolutely nothing about football , what is it that arthur ( thats his name right ) does , cause to me he just seems like a big fat dude , not a superathlete. Is he some kind of goalkeeper , or something rather stationary ? I cant imagine him running upp and down that field too many times.
No disrespect ment he's apparently one of the best in the world at what he does , im just curious. Phone Post

He's a defensive linemen.. he basically tries to run past people that are pushing him so he can tackle the guy with the ball..

and "super athlete" is relative.. he doesn't have to run very far and he gets frequent breaks.. that being said, he's "fast for his size".

As far as him being fat; form follows function.

2/4/13 11:42 AM
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i was watching the espn postgame show and you could see jon hanging around in the backround all the ravens players were coming up to him shaking his hand and hugging him they were exited as hell to meet him
2/4/13 11:44 AM
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Hikikomori - "Where da white womenz at ?!?!?!"

JK!

The athletic ability in that family is astounding.

It's gross to think of that those kind of genetics are out there naturally.  Reem needs to inject that shit instead.

2/4/13 11:44 AM
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2/4/13 11:48 AM
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crossfire -  Ok can someone please explain something to me since i know absolutely nothing about football , what is it that arthur ( thats his name right ) does , cause to me he just seems like a big fat dude , not a superathlete. Is he some kind of goalkeeper , or something rather stationary ? I cant imagine him running upp and down that field too many times.
No disrespect ment he's apparently one of the best in the world at what he does , im just curious. Phone Post

He's a 3-4 Defensive End. And in that scheme is objective is to take up space to give the Linebackers time to rush to the ball.  He's job is to be strong at the point of attack.  He also has the duty of rushing the QB when applicable. 

His job requires him to be super strong and agile for his size.  And extremely tough, as he'll be taking on at least two blockers per snap.  And he only has to run in short 5-10 yard spaces.  He's not running the full length of the field.

But he's a 315 pound machine that is an athlete for his size.

2/4/13 11:49 AM
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crossfire -  Ok can someone please explain something to me since i know absolutely nothing about football , what is it that arthur ( thats his name right ) does , cause to me he just seems like a big fat dude , not a superathlete. Is he some kind of goalkeeper , or something rather stationary ? I cant imagine him running upp and down that field too many times.
No disrespect ment he's apparently one of the best in the world at what he does , im just curious. Phone Post

He's a defensive linemen.. he basically tries to run past people that are pushing him so he can tackle the guy with the ball..

and "super athlete" is relative.. he doesn't have to run very far and he gets frequent breaks.. that being said, he's "fast for his size".

As far as him being fat; form follows function.

Ok thanks for the answer. Phone Post

No worries, football bores the shit out of me, btw, but I think that answer is fair.. Huge fat guys that can move are essential on both sides of the ball; even fans of the game will agree with that.
2/4/13 12:00 PM
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The Mouth -  Neither chick is even a I'm drunk whoops candidate, you people need standards Phone Post

Not saying they are great.

But if you wouldn't even drunk bang the chick on the left, you may want to check with your doctor if you have caught the gay.
She looks like a miserable house wife. She's at the Super Bowl in a egg plant Old Navy sweater, no make up and could use a Pilates class based on her emerging second chin Phone Post

I have drunk banged so much worse, it is not even funny.

Fashion criticism and a pilates reference in your post?

The evidence keeps piling up.
This.

You are a homo.Not that there's anything wrong with that. Phone Post
2/4/13 12:25 PM
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Why does he have his glasses on his forehead?? What a douch bag! Phone Post
2/4/13 12:29 PM
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Hard to keep up with the Jone's.. Phone Post
2/4/13 12:30 PM
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GROUNDnLB -  The Jones bros certainly know how to pick their women. Phone Post

white girl getting destroyed
2/4/13 12:31 PM
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crossfire -  Ok can someone please explain something to me since i know absolutely nothing about football , what is it that arthur ( thats his name right ) does , cause to me he just seems like a big fat dude , not a superathlete. Is he some kind of goalkeeper , or something rather stationary ? I cant imagine him running upp and down that field too many times.
No disrespect ment he's apparently one of the best in the world at what he does , im just curious. Phone Post

He's a 3-4 Defensive End. And in that scheme is objective is to take up space to give the Linebackers time to rush to the ball.  He's job is to be strong at the point of attack.  He also has the duty of rushing the QB when applicable. 

His job requires him to be super strong and agile for his size.  And extremely tough, as he'll be taking on at least two blockers per snap.  And he only has to run in short 5-10 yard spaces.  He's not running the full length of the field.

But he's a 315 pound machine that is an athlete for his size.


This is the correct answer to your question.
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Imagine the gangbangs those brothers could have if they weren't so religious.

 

As long as he doesn't go partying with Ray Lewis.

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crossfire -  Ok can someone please explain something to me since i know absolutely nothing about football , what is it that arthur ( thats his name right ) does , cause to me he just seems like a big fat dude , not a superathlete. Is he some kind of goalkeeper , or something rather stationary ? I cant imagine him running upp and down that field too many times.
No disrespect ment he's apparently one of the best in the world at what he does , im just curious. Phone Post

He's a 3-4 Defensive End. And in that scheme is objective is to take up space to give the Linebackers time to rush to the ball.  He's job is to be strong at the point of attack.  He also has the duty of rushing the QB when applicable. 

His job requires him to be super strong and agile for his size.  And extremely tough, as he'll be taking on at least two blockers per snap.  And he only has to run in short 5-10 yard spaces.  He's not running the full length of the field.

But he's a 315 pound machine that is an athlete for his size.


This is the correct answer to your question.

He does loook strangely shaped compared to the other linemen when wearing pads though, but it may be because his ass and waist area is just freaking massive.

 

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Is Michael phelps allowd to claim that he's 6'4?

2/4/13 2:57 PM
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DanielCaton - 
crossfire -  Ok can someone please explain something to me since i know absolutely nothing about football , what is it that arthur ( thats his name right ) does , cause to me he just seems like a big fat dude , not a superathlete. Is he some kind of goalkeeper , or something rather stationary ? I cant imagine him running upp and down that field too many times.
No disrespect ment he's apparently one of the best in the world at what he does , im just curious. Phone Post

He's a 3-4 Defensive End. And in that scheme is objective is to take up space to give the Linebackers time to rush to the ball.  He's job is to be strong at the point of attack.  He also has the duty of rushing the QB when applicable. 

His job requires him to be super strong and agile for his size.  And extremely tough, as he'll be taking on at least two blockers per snap.  And he only has to run in short 5-10 yard spaces.  He's not running the full length of the field.

But he's a 315 pound machine that is an athlete for his size.


This is the correct answer to your question.

He does loook strangely shaped compared to the other linemen when wearing pads though, but it may be because his ass and waist area is just freaking massive.

 


When you have to fend off two 300+ linemen every single play, you're bound to be freaking massive.

Linemen are as athletic as they come: just because they aren't running 4.4 40's doesn't mean they aren't top tier athletes. Most linemen his size are benching as much as they weigh and have the cardio to play all out on every play.

Imagine being that big and sprinting and engaging two offensive blockers, all while chasing a man smaller and faster than you. It takes skill.

His ass and waist were very wide, though.

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