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2/12/13 2:36 AM
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2/14/13 8:03 AM
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LUH LUH LUH LAZERS IN UR FAYCE.

*QUEUE INSANE DRUM & BASE IN YUR HEAD FOR LISTEN*

 

ALDO!!!!!!!! ALLY DOE ALLY DOE ALLY MAKA MAKA DOE!!!!!

THIS IS WUT ALDO DOES HE BEATS YUR FACE EN DEN DANCES ON UR MOMMA

IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!!!!!

 

OH YUR SAD?!

LEMME HELP WIT DAT:

GTFO OUTTA HERE WIT DAT SHIT, ALDO WINS ALL THE DAY FORVER DOOD.

 

ALDO ALDO ALDO ALDO GOD DAMN IT RING THE BELL ITS ALDO!!!!!!!!!

^EVEN THE MAN NAMED ANVIL WASN'T HARD ENOUGH TO STAHP ALDOE^

NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME dionSTARING:

 

IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS BECAUSE IT CANNOT END BECASUE ITS JOSAY ALDOE DAMN IT

 

HEY HITLER, ALDO FUCKED YUR MUM

 

AND TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO BELIEVE THAT BRAD PITT WOULD HAVE SO MANY BABIES THAT WEREN'T ACTUALLY HIS WOULD BE UTTERLY UNFATHOMABLE!!!!

 

BY GOD DIS ALDOE

SMILE IF YOU LIEK BACON, JOSAY

WHAT ABOUT HAMBURGERS WITH NOTHING BUT REAL GRADE A MEAT ALDOE?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DRESSES MADE OF TEH FINEST SILKS?

 

IM SORREE ALDOE, NEVER AGAIN I SWEARAH!!

 

ARE YOU NOT CONVINCED, RANDOM MMA FAN READER OF WEBSITE OWNED BY KATIE KIRIK???

 

THEN LET ME HELP YOU SOLVE YUR MIND DECISIONS

 

HIS KNEES DEY NO NOE DISCRIMINASHUN, JUST ASK CHADDY MELENDURZ:

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHADDY!!!! ALDO ALDO ALDO!!!!!!!

 

 

ORDER PIZZA NOW.

 

 

 



Bump for Bendo. WTF U going to do when Aldo comes for you?
2/14/13 10:14 AM
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Bendo. GSP or Aldo, who do you want sir?
2/14/13 11:01 AM
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2/14/13 12:23 PM
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Quite frankly I'll hold the phones or whatever Aldo wants me to hold. Without argument.
2/14/13 4:30 PM
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Bendo. GSP or Aldo, who do you want sir?

Bendo dontch want nun of dis.

ALDO ALL DAE.

2/14/13 4:35 PM
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Good Lord I love this thread

2/14/13 6:12 PM
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I need a break from this Aldo business. Too hard right now.

2/14/13 6:47 PM
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This is THE greatest thread that has been started fresh in my existence here.

 

THE greatest. Seriously me right now:

 

2/14/13 9:34 PM
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2/14/13 9:37 PM
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Bendo. GSP or Aldo, who do you want sir?

Bendo dontch want nun of dis.

ALDO ALL DAE.



Bendo pick your poison. What do you say boss?
2/14/13 9:53 PM
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HMM, LET US TELL HIM HOW HE'S FEELING RIGHT NOW. HAI BENDO!

 

WOOD JEW FACE ALDO FOR HIS CAMPION BELTAH???

 

WELL DARE YOU HAV IT FOLKS, BENDO SCARED OF THE ALDO.

 

Now now, calm down, sugardick, it was just a joke.

 

IM JUST FUCKIN WITCHU NIGGA ALDO GON WHOOP DAT ASS

 

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ALDO ALDO MOTHERFLIPPIN ALDO

HE DONTCH EVEN SMILE WHEN YOU CHANT HE JUST STARE ATCH YOU BRO

*DANCE BREAK TIME*

 

I KNOW MORGIN, WTF ALDO??

Okay Aldo, you win no dancing...gawd.

 

ORDER IN 30 SECONDS TOMORROW

2/15/13 7:28 AM
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ye ye yellow fries your brain and drives you half way insane!

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2/15/13 7:31 AM
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Bendo, oh no! Where you going to go? I'm really a fan but your facing a ban, from the belt. Aldo's also for real and is looking to steal, your belt.
4/17/13 8:44 PM
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BUMP

For the F of it. Kick ass thread.
4/17/13 8:46 PM
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4/17/13 9:03 PM
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LUH LUH LUH LAZERS IN UR FAYCE.

*QUEUE INSANE DRUM & BASE IN YUR HEAD FOR LISTEN*

 

ALDO!!!!!!!! ALLY DOE ALLY DOE ALLY MAKA MAKA DOE!!!!!

THIS IS WUT ALDO DOES HE BEATS YUR FACE EN DEN DANCES ON UR MOMMA

IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!!!!!

 

OH YUR SAD?!

LEMME HELP WIT DAT:

GTFO OUTTA HERE WIT DAT SHIT, ALDO WINS ALL THE DAY FORVER DOOD.

 

ALDO ALDO ALDO ALDO GOD DAMN IT RING THE BELL ITS ALDO!!!!!!!!!

^EVEN THE MAN NAMED ANVIL WASN'T HARD ENOUGH TO STAHP ALDOE^

NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME dionSTARING:

 

IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS BECAUSE IT CANNOT END BECASUE ITS JOSAY ALDOE DAMN IT

 

HEY HITLER, ALDO FUCKED YUR MUM

 

AND TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO BELIEVE THAT BRAD PITT WOULD HAVE SO MANY BABIES THAT WEREN'T ACTUALLY HIS WOULD BE UTTERLY UNFATHOMABLE!!!!

 

BY GOD DIS ALDOE

SMILE IF YOU LIEK BACON, JOSAY

WHAT ABOUT HAMBURGERS WITH NOTHING BUT REAL GRADE A MEAT ALDOE?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DRESSES MADE OF TEH FINEST SILKS?

 

IM SORREE ALDOE, NEVER AGAIN I SWEARAH!!

 

ARE YOU NOT CONVINCED, RANDOM MMA FAN READER OF WEBSITE OWNED BY KATIE KIRIK???

 

THEN LET ME HELP YOU SOLVE YUR MIND DECISIONS

 

HIS KNEES DEY NO NOE DISCRIMINASHUN, JUST ASK CHADDY MELENDURZ:

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHADDY!!!! ALDO ALDO ALDO!!!!!!!

 

 

ORDER PIZZA NOW.

 

 

 



Okay NOW "LAZERS IN UR FAYCE", share that F'in purple haze bitch! No I don't mean the chronic like they call it today! I mean the real good shit that Jimi sung about!

Give it TF up bitch.

Like a told a couple of kids in school way back in the day. "your soft, I'm taking your shit"!
4/17/13 10:07 PM
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Haha. I remember opening this thread while I was busy or something and thinking oh shit too many gifs. I can't believe it took me this long to find it again Phone Post 3.0
4/17/13 11:20 PM
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Can you feels it? Ken yu? Phone Post 3.0
4/18/13 7:14 AM
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You feel it bro! I got your haze! your soft LOL
7/14/13 8:20 PM
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TKZ, stay tooned fur teh gifening.

7/31/13 11:27 PM
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LADERS AND GENTLEGUYS, LEMME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE MAN WHO WILL DEFEAT ALDO:

 

JUST KIDDING

 

MOTHERFINGERS DIS IZ TEH ALDO:

ALDO, YOU SAY? YES BITCH ALDO

 

jew cannut defence againss teh bess in the wordl star hiphop (sorry cub swanstar but yo shit weak)

Smiling, huh? Lemme refresh yer memoriam

Still smiling?

Oh I'm sorry cub, did you wanna say something?

 

Oh thts cute, hey do you remember this?

 

Thts wat I thought.

MOVING ON NOW

ALDO, ALDO ALOAHALOHA ALDO

 

The Chinese Deadman has absolutely NADA para el unico campion del munda nacho libre queso ALDO

 

Hey TKZ, do you glow in the dark too?

 

...okay you got us there, i dont even...Jose, you have any input on this?

 

OKAY THEN, we're just gonna move on to skills.

TKZ, do you know shapes?

Gewd okay what shape is this?:

...yes, that shape. What is it?

 

...I dont...I...yes, that shape right there. what is it.

 

OKAY YOU DO UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?

 

Okay good, den what shape is that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck it, moving on.

7/31/13 11:27 PM
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ALDO ALDO MOTHERFUCKING ALDO

 

Now reader, i noe wat ur thinking. ur thinking,"yellow, why not show what TKZ has done in his career instead of just showing Aldo and typing and yes I'm gay."

Okay, gay reader, you're right, here you go.

 

hey you gais wanna noe the secret to TKZ success?

 

Well, here you go:

 

You really think a man who eats RICE is gonna stop the goat?

 

EVEN TKZ'S DAD IS LAUGHING AT THAT NOTION, READER.

 

hey Aldo, what shape is this:

 

OMG GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ALREADY TKZ

 

no, we're not playing that game. I dont even...what are you...charades?

NO GOD DAMN IT FUCKING GO NOW

 

Brick, sit down and eat your banana.

 

ALDO VS KIM JONG UN ONLY ON PPV

ORDER WHENeVER

 

 

 

8/4/13 12:47 AM
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