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2/5/13 9:09 AM
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Do religious guys have an unfair advantage through some kind of divine intervention?

I often see fighters thanking God post fight in their winners speech. Is this an admission of help from a supernatural PED?

Should Atheist fighters be allowed a PED of their choice to counter this?

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2/5/13 9:12 AM
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The Athletic Commision cannot test for it, most Religion users pray bmright before entering thw cage. Its hard to prove this theory, but you may be onto something Phone Post
2/5/13 9:13 AM
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Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.
2/5/13 9:17 AM
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PK618 - Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.
The fighters thank God though. They wouldn't thank him if he hadn't helped. Phone Post
2/5/13 9:37 AM
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It's no coincidence that Matt Hughes and Jon Jones trap opponents and finish them in the crucifix.

You thought Vitor was bleeding from cuts in some of his fights?

Pffft- that was stigmata. Phone Post
2/5/13 11:17 AM
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2/5/13 11:19 AM
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Just had a thought - maybe we can carry out some control experiments. I keep hearing how 'god isn't allowed in schools anymore' so maybe we could try there. Any state building in France could perhaps work also.
2/5/13 11:21 AM
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2/5/13 11:22 AM
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Is this thread real life? Phone Post
2/5/13 11:49 AM
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I think it's a dilemma MMA orgs or at least Athletic Commissions will have to address sooner rather than later.

By ignoring it they're basically stating God doesn't exist. By allowing it they're knowingly allowing certain fighters to have an unfair advantage. Phone Post
2/5/13 11:57 AM
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The irregular test was Vitor. Tested positive for Anabolic Jesus. Phone Post
2/5/13 12:00 PM
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PK618 - Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.
The fighters thank God though. They wouldn't thank him if he hadn't helped. Phone Post
Starving children don't thank god. Phone Post
2/5/13 12:04 PM
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I wish more threads went as polite and smooth as this one is going

Im confused lol

2/5/13 12:04 PM
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Performance Enchaining Deity.

They need to start doing e-meter tests before fights.

That or midichlorian counts, I am sure the commission would not be ok sanctioning Jedis.
2/5/13 12:07 PM
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It's a supplement.

I never train without taking my Oil of Odin.
2/5/13 12:08 PM
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oh and lol at Spiritual PED's...  The UG has taken forum conversations to a new high

2/5/13 12:12 PM
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2/5/13 12:13 PM
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might explain why "lil' heathen" is hitting a rough patch of late.

 

Jesus has to be one of the more oft-abused of the aforementioned Performance Enhancing Deities although modern Truth Replacement Therapy for blasphemers and heretics seems to correct any imbalances whether naturally  occurring or other.

2/5/13 12:14 PM
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It worked for Ray Lewis. Phone Post
2/5/13 12:37 PM
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PK618 - Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.
The fighters thank God though. They wouldn't thank him if he hadn't helped. Phone Post
Starving children don't thank god. Phone Post
Of course not! Why would they? Phone Post
2/5/13 12:41 PM
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PK618 - Pretty sure God doesn't intervene in sporting events. Just my two cents though.
The fighters thank God though. They wouldn't thank him if he hadn't helped. Phone Post
Starving children don't thank god. Phone Post
Lol wut. Phone Post
2/5/13 12:48 PM
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Holy fucking lol @ this comment Phone Post
He has a fair point though......




Or does he? Phone Post
2/5/13 1:02 PM
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2/5/13 1:06 PM
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I think if a fighter comes right out and admits to getting outside help during a fight then we have a problem. This isn't an interstellar tag team match bro, fight fair. Phone Post

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