canofsticks - You could use this as an opportunity to suggest something you two haven't done before (i.e. roll play, etc)

example: Honey. Look, i've been wanting to try this but I figure you wouldn't be into it so every time I think about it, instead of bringing it up, I just go...you know.

upside you might get something new outta it AND you don't have to convince a woman that we love beating off more than our first born. or second born. or third.
I may just try it. But yes they seriously don't realize that beating the meat missile is a guys fave pastime even more that football Phone Post