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2/11/13 12:56 PM
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kielside
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looooool
2/11/13 12:57 PM
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brune90
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My fake tap was a real tap
2/11/13 1:02 PM
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4de1
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Post fight interview:
"That's how I got my name. Mike 'Decision' Swick"
2/11/13 1:17 PM
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Krookedkemp
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"Anderson silva, you absolutely rock!" Phone Post
2/11/13 1:40 PM
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TARRat
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"I don't understand why I was DQ'd. I only kicked him in the balls five times."

"I should have spent less time engaging and more time moving."

Oh...

"Yeah - I purposely lost this #1 contender fight, because I'm scared of {insert Champ's name here}."

"I'll fight anyone. Just not someone that can beat me."
2/11/13 2:27 PM
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Zed Wayne Zed
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"I will most certainly not do what the UFC tells me, and I demand Joe Silva set up this fight with Mike Swick right now. Oh, and to all the fans? You are all disgusting and I hated touching your hands when I walked out. Fuck my sponsors too. Tapout is lame, but I'll take money from anyone. And lastly, Dana, Frank and Lorenzo, fuck y'all! I'm out.!"
(Slaps Rogan)
(Grabs junk and blos kisses to ring girls)
2/11/13 2:34 PM
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fanbeltseven
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"Cup? I don't need no stinkin' cup!"

"Oh Matt Lindland, you smell DEE-LISH"

"Mazzagotti? Thank God!"

"Ready for shower time, Butterboots?"

"Do I look fat in this Kimura?" Phone Post
2/11/13 2:47 PM
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Random Poster
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Cutting weight is the fun part!


When I was a little boy I use to dream about being bellator champion
2/11/13 5:12 PM
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HYPEorDIE
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"I'm gonna take him down and sub him"

"Pat Barry is toooo big for HW"

"I love Jits"

"Fuck YAHHH I get nervous and call my mom crying from the bathroom stalls before I walk out"

"It'd be cool if the fuckin power went out"

"Man I hope this dude don't make weight so I can turn this fight down and blame him not me"

"Rnd 3 CROCOP: hey Duke mufucka, when the bell rings I'm gonna go out there and throw 1 jab, then you throw in the towel and ill turn around like NOOOOO WHATDAFUCK MAAAAN(wink wink wink)"

And finally:

"I KILLED KONGO" Phone Post
2/11/13 5:29 PM
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Fyuk Yu
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fuck the fans! I'll wrestlefuck whoever i want!
2/11/13 5:31 PM
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Big Pun
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I am gonna chi punch his face down his butthole!
2/11/13 5:32 PM
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Big Pun
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although if somebody did say that I would be their fan for life. And for life I mean until they lose. Nobody likes a loser.
2/11/13 5:33 PM
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Ramsey
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Fuck the Fertita's
2/11/13 5:45 PM
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devilishstoner
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I came out here and I left 20% in the cage.
2/11/13 5:50 PM
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hawaiidave
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SexiestManAlive - I won cuz I was the better fighter. This guy sucked and should've never fought me in the first place Phone Post
Matt Hughes after dominating Royce Gracie. Phone Post
2/11/13 5:57 PM
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cantuna4u
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"My mom is my sister." Phone Post
2/11/13 6:38 PM
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Darkstar95
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JerodR - Please, please don't give me that title shot! No way am I ready for a title shot.
Hioki and the rest of the light heavyweight division all did Phone Post
2/11/13 9:57 PM
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F2SS
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I wear an XL cup just in case I get a boner Phone Post
2/11/13 10:06 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve
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HYPEorDIE -  "I'm gonna take him down and sub him"

"Pat Barry is toooo big for HW"

"I love Jits"

"Fuck YAHHH I get nervous and call my mom crying from the bathroom stalls before I walk out"

"It'd be cool if the fuckin power went out"

"Man I hope this dude don't make weight so I can turn this fight down and blame him not me"

"Rnd 3 CROCOP: hey Duke mufucka, when the bell rings I'm gonna go out there and throw 1 jab, then you throw in the towel and ill turn around like NOOOOO WHATDAFUCK MAAAAN(wink wink wink)"

And finally:

"I KILLED KONGO" Phone Post

"I'm fighting Pat Barry? Shit, I gotta work on my takedown defense"
2/11/13 10:17 PM
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legendaryBD
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Damn Tito's got a huge head Phone Post
2/11/13 10:21 PM
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BrunoMcGyver
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"I purposely kept us in the north-south position for as long as a could 'cos I loved feeling his nuts on mah face"
2/11/13 10:26 PM
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fanbeltseven
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"Fuck, I hope this ends up in a north/ south position... "

"Mirgiolotta? Yes!!"

"Pat kicks like a sissy"

"Do those shorts come in chartreuse?" Phone Post
2/12/13 12:21 AM
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UGCTT Molsonmuscle360
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"When I punched Tito I could feel his skull crack"

 

"Nick Diaz seems like a friendly fellow"

 

"I'm pretty sure Michael Bisping could knock me out cold"

2/12/13 12:30 AM
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Colboyo
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You guys are cracking me up!!!
2/12/13 2:21 AM
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L P
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Can someone pick up the next round, I've been paying for them all night.

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