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2/11/13 12:56 PM
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kielside
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looooool
2/11/13 12:57 PM
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brune90
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My fake tap was a real tap
2/11/13 1:02 PM
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4de1
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Post fight interview:
"That's how I got my name. Mike 'Decision' Swick"
2/11/13 1:17 PM
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Krookedkemp
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"Anderson silva, you absolutely rock!" Phone Post
2/11/13 1:40 PM
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TARRat
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"I don't understand why I was DQ'd. I only kicked him in the balls five times."

"I should have spent less time engaging and more time moving."

Oh...

"Yeah - I purposely lost this #1 contender fight, because I'm scared of {insert Champ's name here}."

"I'll fight anyone. Just not someone that can beat me."
2/11/13 2:34 PM
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fanbeltseven
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"Cup? I don't need no stinkin' cup!"

"Oh Matt Lindland, you smell DEE-LISH"

"Mazzagotti? Thank God!"

"Ready for shower time, Butterboots?"

"Do I look fat in this Kimura?" Phone Post
2/11/13 2:47 PM
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Random Poster
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Cutting weight is the fun part!


When I was a little boy I use to dream about being bellator champion
2/11/13 5:12 PM
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HYPEorDIE
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"I'm gonna take him down and sub him"

"Pat Barry is toooo big for HW"

"I love Jits"

"Fuck YAHHH I get nervous and call my mom crying from the bathroom stalls before I walk out"

"It'd be cool if the fuckin power went out"

"Man I hope this dude don't make weight so I can turn this fight down and blame him not me"

"Rnd 3 CROCOP: hey Duke mufucka, when the bell rings I'm gonna go out there and throw 1 jab, then you throw in the towel and ill turn around like NOOOOO WHATDAFUCK MAAAAN(wink wink wink)"

And finally:

"I KILLED KONGO" Phone Post
2/11/13 5:29 PM
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Fyuk Yu
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fuck the fans! I'll wrestlefuck whoever i want!
2/11/13 5:31 PM
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Big Pun
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I am gonna chi punch his face down his butthole!
2/11/13 5:32 PM
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Big Pun
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although if somebody did say that I would be their fan for life. And for life I mean until they lose. Nobody likes a loser.
2/11/13 5:33 PM
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Ramsey
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Fuck the Fertita's
2/11/13 5:45 PM
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devilishstoner
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I came out here and I left 20% in the cage.
2/11/13 5:50 PM
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hawaiidave
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SexiestManAlive - I won cuz I was the better fighter. This guy sucked and should've never fought me in the first place Phone Post
Matt Hughes after dominating Royce Gracie. Phone Post
2/11/13 5:57 PM
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cantuna4u
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"My mom is my sister." Phone Post
2/11/13 6:38 PM
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Darkstar95
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JerodR - Please, please don't give me that title shot! No way am I ready for a title shot.
Hioki and the rest of the light heavyweight division all did Phone Post
2/11/13 9:57 PM
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F2SS
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I wear an XL cup just in case I get a boner Phone Post
2/11/13 10:06 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve
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HYPEorDIE -  "I'm gonna take him down and sub him"

"Pat Barry is toooo big for HW"

"I love Jits"

"Fuck YAHHH I get nervous and call my mom crying from the bathroom stalls before I walk out"

"It'd be cool if the fuckin power went out"

"Man I hope this dude don't make weight so I can turn this fight down and blame him not me"

"Rnd 3 CROCOP: hey Duke mufucka, when the bell rings I'm gonna go out there and throw 1 jab, then you throw in the towel and ill turn around like NOOOOO WHATDAFUCK MAAAAN(wink wink wink)"

And finally:

"I KILLED KONGO" Phone Post

"I'm fighting Pat Barry? Shit, I gotta work on my takedown defense"
2/11/13 10:17 PM
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legendaryBD
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Damn Tito's got a huge head Phone Post
2/11/13 10:21 PM
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BrunoMcGyver
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"I purposely kept us in the north-south position for as long as a could 'cos I loved feeling his nuts on mah face"
2/11/13 10:26 PM
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fanbeltseven
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"Fuck, I hope this ends up in a north/ south position... "

"Mirgiolotta? Yes!!"

"Pat kicks like a sissy"

"Do those shorts come in chartreuse?" Phone Post
2/12/13 12:21 AM
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UGCTT Molsonmuscle360
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"When I punched Tito I could feel his skull crack"

 

"Nick Diaz seems like a friendly fellow"

 

"I'm pretty sure Michael Bisping could knock me out cold"

2/12/13 12:30 AM
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Colboyo
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You guys are cracking me up!!!
2/12/13 2:21 AM
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L P
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Can someone pick up the next round, I've been paying for them all night.
2/12/13 6:18 AM
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Officer Farva
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Cecil Peoples really got it right on the scorecards.

With my OTN bonus I am going to get a giant sword that looks like a penis tattoed on my chest.

I think the ring girls should wear more clothes so they don't get cold.

I really wish I would've came out to a Miley Cyrus song.

My grandmother just died and even thought I got my ass kicked, I am going to dedicate this fight to her anyway.

ADRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !

Son, you are adopted !

I couldn't have won this fight without the support of my girlfriend I've been dating for the past 2 years. We have never met and only talked on the computer and phone but I am sure she loves me and nothing bad can come of this !

 

 


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