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2/12/13 7:57 AM
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RICKYB
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I'm looking for small time sponsors only , Phone Post
2/12/13 7:59 AM
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Flannerz
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"Its amazing what 6 months of sprawl training can do"

"I'm blaming this loss on Dana White. I caught him looking at my package during the weigh-in and I've felt confused ever since"
2/12/13 9:06 AM
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blupitt
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Mahakala - "I like to give guys my back...."
I believe faber claimed he gave curran his back in the wec. Phone Post
2/12/13 9:11 AM
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Im in the worst shape of my life. 

I am not prepared for this fight to go to the ground. 

2/12/13 9:11 AM
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jarredmercado
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Im in the worst shape of my life. 

I am not prepared for this fight to go to the ground. 

2/12/13 9:56 AM
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HYPEorDIE
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The part about reading all of these is the, not all of us, but most of us say all of this shot regularly!!! Phone Post
2/12/13 10:16 AM
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garrote
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Sickend - I am over paid.
To be fair, I don't think anyone says that. Phone Post
2/12/13 10:17 AM
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garrote
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jarredmercado -

Im in the worst shape of my life. 

I am not prepared for this fight to go to the ground. 

Rampage? Phone Post
2/12/13 10:30 AM
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Drewout
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My game plan was to take him down and hold him for as many minutes per round as I could to get the win.
2/12/13 11:40 AM
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Huntsman
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"Of course I'm the favourite to win!!! Yeah he may be a BJJ black belt and have better striking than me...... But I dye my hair Red and have got way more tattoo's than him!!!" Phone Post
2/12/13 1:01 PM
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I was completely gassed by the end of the 1st round because I had an intense 4 week power walking on a treadmill training camp coming into this fight.

I hope to piss hot after this fight

I don't cut 30 pounds because I prefer to fight at my natural weight ( exception: Frankie and BJ) Phone Post
2/13/13 11:54 AM
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bmoney
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The long term health risks in mma are much greater than boxing or football...
2/13/13 12:05 PM
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hockey
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Porra,was that a brazilian tap?
2/13/13 12:41 PM
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Il Duce
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Officer Farva - 

Cecil Peoples really got it right on the scorecards.

With my OTN bonus I am going to get a giant sword that looks like a penis tattoed on my chest.

I think the ring girls should wear more clothes so they don't get cold.

I really wish I would've came out to a Miley Cyrus song.

My grandmother just died and even thought I got my ass kicked, I am going to dedicate this fight to her anyway.

ADRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !

Son, you are adopted !

I couldn't have won this fight without the support of my girlfriend I've been dating for the past 2 years. We have never met and only talked on the computer and phone but I am sure she loves me and nothing bad can come of this !

 

 


Some good ones, voted up.

2/13/13 12:42 PM
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OntarioNorthFishing
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I'm definitely NOT prepared to go 3 rounds.


My plan is to come out slow in the first, taper off in the second, and totally gas for the third.
2/13/13 12:58 PM
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"Thanks to my wife, who I practiced that combination over and over again on leading up to this fight! You keep burning that steak honey! It didn't defeat it's own purpose after all!" Phone Post
2/13/13 1:00 PM
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"I knew at the weigh ins when our eyes met that I would now have to hurt this beautiful creature that I love." Phone Post
2/13/13 1:00 PM
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Kimbos Lice
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I sure hope I pass my urinalysis ;\ Phone Post
2/13/13 1:07 PM
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KTwo
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This ones for Mike Swick...

"My cauliflower ears look so attractice."

or

"I love draining my cauliflower ears."
2/13/13 1:17 PM
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shoman
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Shomanart.com, Artist. TapouT Radio

"...aaaaand neeeewwww middlewight champion of the world, Michael Bisping!"

2/13/13 1:25 PM
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KingstonHawkeJr - Joe Rogan after a big comeback - "I've seen better"

Overeem - "No way I'd of lost to Big Foot in Japan, damn athletic commision."

Clay Guida - "I'm exhausted"

Any woman alive - "darn those flyweights are manly"

Bisping - "Don't worry, my TRT application is in the mail"

Jon Jones - "I've been pretending to be a Christian for years, how come you guys don't like me yet?"

Sensai Segal - "I don't know where he learned that"

Any fighter ever - "It really was a dream of mine to be fighting here in... Strikeforce"
This one is great Phone Post
2/13/13 1:37 PM
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Ghost of Retard
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Tap Nap or Snap

I trane UFC

Do you even trane bro

I would fight for UFC but they have to many rules.

2/13/13 5:50 PM
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AhYeah
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"I would like to thank Jon Jones on teaching me how to drink and drive".

"Thank you to Arriani who gave me that hand job backstage before my fight".
2/13/13 5:51 PM
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AhYeah
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"Come to my after party at chicka a fila".
2/13/13 5:54 PM
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AhYeah
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"HEY JOE ROGAN CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIST OF PRODUCTS TO HELP ME PEE CLEAN FOR MY NEXT URINALYSIS?"

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