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2/13/13 5:50 PM
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AhYeah
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"I would like to thank Jon Jones on teaching me how to drink and drive".

"Thank you to Arriani who gave me that hand job backstage before my fight".
2/13/13 5:51 PM
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AhYeah
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"Come to my after party at chicka a fila".
2/13/13 5:54 PM
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AhYeah
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"HEY JOE ROGAN CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIST OF PRODUCTS TO HELP ME PEE CLEAN FOR MY NEXT URINALYSIS?"
2/13/13 5:57 PM
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BrCutter
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HYPEorDIE - "I'm gonna take him down and sub him"

"Pat Barry is toooo big for HW"

"I love Jits"

"Fuck YAHHH I get nervous and call my mom crying from the bathroom stalls before I walk out"

"It'd be cool if the fuckin power went out"

"Man I hope this dude don't make weight so I can turn this fight down and blame him not me"

"Rnd 3 CROCOP: hey Duke mufucka, when the bell rings I'm gonna go out there and throw 1 jab, then you throw in the towel and ill turn around like NOOOOO WHATDAFUCK MAAAAN(wink wink wink)"

And finally:

"I KILLED KONGO" Phone Post
Lol! Phone Post
2/13/13 6:00 PM
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BrCutter
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I love cutting weight. I love the journey. Phone Post
2/13/13 6:46 PM
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dhughes
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I'm really scared of my opponent and quiet terrified to step into the cage with him. To be fully honest, I'll most likely fake an injury or last minute illness. Please...help...me.
2/13/13 7:27 PM
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ranier wolfcastle
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i take steroids regularly to enhance my performance

2/13/13 8:01 PM
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sirjoshua
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"We need ring card men"
2/13/13 8:38 PM
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CHILLITACO
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Bj wins
Joe rogan: "bjpenn.com?"
Bj: "No I want to thank my sponsors and family and the ufc and my training camp. I also want to call out for my next fight. ...." Phone Post
2/14/13 12:18 AM
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HYPEorDIE
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"IM gonna win 2 fights in a row"
- Pat Barly Phone Post
5/31/13 3:22 AM
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RileyPust
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"I wanna thank Miesha Tate for the advice in between rounds..."
5/31/13 9:14 AM
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UGCTT_ScarecrowRio
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Kos: I figured late in the third, when he started stuffing my takedowns, I needed more energy. I thank my acting coach for getting me to nail that eye pole reaction. Phone Post 3.0
5/31/13 9:18 AM
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Tad Ghostal
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I DID tap out.
5/31/13 9:48 AM
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Fan of fanboys
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dMo -

I wild each it lol that meets their naked

If a fighter ever says this I will buy one thing from each of his sponsors Phone Post 3.0
5/31/13 2:27 PM
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RileyPust
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"Thanks, CSAC!"
6/2/13 4:25 PM
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Fyuk Yu
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AhYeah - "I would like to thank Jon Jones on teaching me how to drink and drive".

"Thank you to Arriani who gave me that hand job backstage before my fight".

Aryani doesnt do the hand job thing, shes more of the human toilet type.
6/2/13 5:01 PM
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ConditJustGSPeedHisPants
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He is pain in my assholes.
I get into MMA,
He must get into MMA.
I get my first professional fight,
He must get professional fight.
I move to better training camp,
He cannot afford.
Great success!!... Phone Post 3.0
6/2/13 7:23 PM
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future_jabroni
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I'd like to thank the referee for stopping the fight. I was clearly getting beat up so badly that i couldn't defend myself at all.
6/2/13 8:11 PM
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The Black Cheez
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"I'm bored, this is boring." Phone Post

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