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2/12/13 5:48 PM
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no question, it's an imperative. 

lemme refine it though; you're not 'the' goldberg, just 'a' goldberg.  What would be the signature catchphrases that define your tenure as 2nd chair to Rogan?

Think of analogs you might use for such familiar goldbergisms as

1. TEEP!

2. SLIP'N'RIP, GROUND'N'POUND, PUNCHES IN BUNCHES

3. VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL

4. ITS ALL OVER!!

 

instead of "TEEP!" I'd always call out "QUIZZER!!" for a brazilian/question mark kick, maybe in a fake Oz accent too so it'd sound like "QUIZZAH."  I would use this to refer to pretty much any high kick.

 

2/12/13 5:49 PM
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lolwut

2/12/13 5:54 PM
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step 1: ??? (magic?  faustian bargain?)

step 2: you are A Goldberg

step 3: TBD

2/12/13 5:59 PM
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"BUGLES! The OFFICIAL Corn Horn of the UFC!"

 

"I can confirm the veracity of that statement, Joe!"

 

"He's walking through a meadow and he's allergic to the flowers, Joe!"

 

2/12/13 6:11 PM
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someone gets wobbled  = "Look out Joe!  He's dodging raindrops!" 

seriously though, we need an official Corn Horn.

 

2/12/13 6:14 PM
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Kevin wins.

2/12/13 6:14 PM
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nice!

i as thinking"temporally adjacent" but then people might not know if it was coming up or if it had already been consigned to the dust-bin of the past.

2/12/13 6:28 PM
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Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend!

Joe: (o______O; ) *eats a handful of AlphaBrain*
2/12/13 6:30 PM
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The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend!

Joe: (o______O; ) *eats a handful of AlphaBrain*

I love AlphaBrain.

have you tried it with toast?

2/12/13 6:45 PM
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Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.

2/12/13 6:50 PM
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Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.


brain burns too many calories, makes it hard to bulk up.

2/12/13 6:53 PM
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Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.


brain burns too many calories, makes it hard to bulk up.


I just don't take AB, period. Have no reason to.

On a side note, how do I put my key in the ignition? The shape confuses me.

2/12/13 6:57 PM
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Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.


brain burns too many calories, makes it hard to bulk up.


I just don't take AB, period. Have no reason to.

On a side note, how do I put my key in the ignition? The shape confuses me.


where do you need to go that's so damn important?

machines serve us bro, not the other way around.  just fire up netflix and let that car thing figure itself out.

2/12/13 6:58 PM
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The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend!

Joe: (o______O; ) *eats a handful of AlphaBrain*

I love AlphaBrain.

have you tried it with toast?


What is this toast you speak of?
2/12/13 7:02 PM
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Look all I know is I need to go to Wally World for some toaster strudel, and my Netflix doesn't deliver food from my queue.

2/12/13 7:06 PM
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I've been waiting for you to go allllllllll day! We need some more milk too. Thanks boo!
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Look all I know is I need to go to Wally World for some toaster strudel, and my Netflix doesn't deliver food from my queue.


yet.

like i said, it's a waiting game.  somebody will figure this out for us eventually. 

 THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT, SCIENCE!

2/12/13 7:16 PM
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The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend!

Joe: (o______O; ) *eats a handful of AlphaBrain*

I love AlphaBrain.

have you tried it with toast?


What is this toast you speak of?

uncooked bread = raw toast iirc

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i did really like this one

how bout:

The Leonard Cohen of Capoeira?

or barring that,

the Jon Kruk of Kung Fu?

2/12/13 7:19 PM
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The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend!

Joe: (o______O; ) *eats a handful of AlphaBrain*

I love AlphaBrain.

have you tried it with toast?


What is this toast you speak of?

uncooked bread = raw toast iirc


Well that is a rather different. How would one prepare toast? Is it nutritious or rather a sinful treat?
2/12/13 7:21 PM
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The Gumball Kid - Goldie2: Standing here with the equally Caucasian Joe Rogan -- well sort of but not really Joe, ciao my friend!

Joe: (o______O; ) *eats a handful of AlphaBrain*

I love AlphaBrain.

have you tried it with toast?


What is this toast you speak of?

uncooked bread = raw toast iirc


Well that is a rather different. How would one prepare toast? Is it nutritious or rather a sinful treat?

its something moms do in the morning.

FRAT: dunno.

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You know what really gets my goat, what drives me to furious bouts of intensive anger, its when fighters dont use the teep, then I dont get to hear goldy explain, that they are teeping, if not for the teep there is no teeping and without that we are nothing.


it creates an unfair advantage for ground fighters, who benefit directly from Joe's cage side instruction.

why not offer MT practicioners the same boon by letting goldie call out the teeps?

 

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Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.

Your limiting of your own intellect has been your undoing.

*chases two TRT caps with a Xience before getting my hands taped up,compression shorts with cup adjusted,more neoprene knee and ankle wraps than G-Sot @ UFC118,puts on Hyubusa shorts and Lesnar Dethclutch walk out tee with Jaco socks and shoes in preparation for raiding Walmart for a blender to create the ultimate whey/strudel/creatine/alpha brain smoothie* Phone Post

 

You Just described my life

 


thought you weened off the TrT calo; you back on the sauce? 

 

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i did really like this one

how bout:

The Leonard Cohen of Capoeira?

or barring that,

the Jon Kruk of Kung Fu?

The Imi Lichtenfeld of Krav Maga Phone Post

don't see the connection, sorry.

 

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Fuck no.

I'm too busy spending my money on whey and creatine.

ME WANT BIG, NO SMART.

Your limiting of your own intellect has been your undoing.

*chases two TRT caps with a Xience before getting my hands taped up,compression shorts with cup adjusted,more neoprene knee and ankle wraps than G-Sot @ UFC118,puts on Hyubusa shorts and Lesnar Dethclutch walk out tee with Jaco socks and shoes in preparation for raiding Walmart for a blender to create the ultimate whey/strudel/creatine/alpha brain smoothie* Phone Post

 

You Just described my life

 


thought you weened off the TrT calo; you back on the sauce? 

 


I was getting a bit depressed and while rolling around the floor crying my eyes out spotted one ampouleof T under the bed that I had missed flushing down the toilet.

It was a moment of weakness, I wish I could take the moment back, but once you're on that whirlwind its hard to get off brotha :(  

Now I'm reaping it for all it blows.

 


i don't judge man lemme know if there's anything i can do, up to/including donating any extra test i might secrete/have around the house in case you want to quit tepid turkey.  as opposed to stone cold turkey style.


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