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2/13/13 10:04 AM
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Best selling author and savior of the UFC brand Forrest Griffin has one of the most compelling Twitter accounts in the sport.

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Forrest Griffin @ForrestGriffin
The Official page for UFC fighter Forrest Griffin (unless you dont like it then its a parody account).

•Following Forrest Griffin on twitter will fill that emptiness in your life and that void in your soul but it wont fill any other hole

•Everytime a kid asks me how to be a great fighter? I say how would I know, then I say wrestle!!!

•Just to clarify being punch drunk is not as good as being drunk drunk

•Children are the best they can shit their pants without breaking eye contact with you. It just look like their thinking really hard

•Making babies is for pussies. Wait does that make sense. Why do you even let me have a twitter

•Valentines day gift ideas do your special lady... Knee pads???

•Interior decorating tip if you keep you house dark it looks less dirty. Candle light is not only romantic it's also camouflagey

•My hobbies include shitting in exotic places. Damn video cameras everywhere

•Thankyou every magazine with cologne ads so my bathroom doesnt smell quite so bad. Dakar noir & poop

•Everywhere I go a conversation about the times one shat ones self arises. That's my contribution to this world

•I feel like I'd be happier if I did large amounts of drugs

•Man that bitch is so tough she uses a wooden dildo because she like the splinters!

•If you have a shitty sense of humor check out the squatty potty. Then maybe try it.

•What kind of weak willed, needy pussy would actually be upset by things people say on twitter? You know besides me

•Disregard anything I say I have an IQ of 84. 14 points from mentally handicapped. Explains alot???

•Ya say smooth as a baby's bottom it's perfectly fine. Ya say smooth as a baby's balls everyone treats you like a weirdo.

•You think I could get the UFC just to pay me not to tweet

Lorenzo Fertitta ‏@lorenzofertitta
@ForrestGriffin definitely!


2/13/13 10:11 AM
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I love Forrest! It's like he has no filter and doesn't think twice about what he says and does haha Phone Post
2/13/13 10:23 AM
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ThatKickDidntHuroooohhhhhhhh
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Hey UG Blog, I made a thread about this 8 days ago.

2/13/13 10:33 AM
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Hey UG Blog, I made a thread about this 8 days ago.


The UG Blog does periodic profiles of compelling web pages. Rather than give it a title like 'Forest Griffin Twitter' we try to note some funny or catchy part of it. I am impressed but not surprised that the UG caught it first. But to clarify, the thread is about Forrest's funniest posts since new years, not just that single one.

2/13/13 10:38 AM
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ThatKickDidntHuroooohhhhhhhh
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I was just poking fun.  I'm ever so slightly too mature to call finders, keepers on a tweet.  Just slightly though.

2/13/13 10:51 AM
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I was just poking fun.  I'm ever so slightly too mature to call finders, keepers on a tweet.  Just slightly though.


That's false as you just did that.

"i don't mean to be offensive, but i'm going to be offensive".

2/13/13 10:55 AM
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ThatKickDidntHuroooohhhhhhhh - 

I was just poking fun.  I'm ever so slightly too mature to call finders, keepers on a tweet.  Just slightly though.


That's false as you just did that.

"i don't mean to be offensive, but i'm going to be offensive".


I was half joking, half serious with the finders, keepers attitude when I posted it.  

Then when Kirik offered something of an apology/explanation, I felt like a douchebag - so I said I was joking.  You caught me.

2/13/13 11:42 AM
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I will follow Forrest now. He plays the Twitter game very well.
2/13/13 11:45 AM
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ThatKickDidntHuroooohhhhhhhh - 

Hey UG Blog, I made a thread about this 8 days ago.


The UG Blog does periodic profiles of compelling web pages. Rather than give it a title like 'Forest Griffin Twitter' we try to note some funny or catchy part of it. I am impressed but not surprised that the UG caught it first. But to clarify, the thread is about Forrest's funniest posts since new years, not just that single one.


Like the recent Jon Jones one. "Jon Jones admits to beating up girl" Jokes about women bashing, real funny.
2/13/13 12:26 PM
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2/13/13 1:37 PM
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2/13/13 1:49 PM
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I wish Forrest never lost the drive. He was one of my favorite fighters to watch for a long time Phone Post
2/13/13 6:20 PM
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The Iron Sheik's twitter is better.

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