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3/16/13 5:46 AM
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Evzey
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Fapped watching Ronda v Tate......... Phone Post
3/16/13 7:19 AM
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During Brocks fight against Herring I had a bunch of buddies round for beer and pizza. Well we all were a little drunk by the time this fight started and you know how it is when guys get together......someone shouted 'tops off'.....then the baby oil and nipple clamps came out.....long story short a night of wolfbagging, rusty tromboning, Alaskan pipelines and frottage ensued, culminating with us all wanking into a glass and then taking turns to gargle with it and swap it from mouth to mouth.

So all pretty standard so far right?

But here's the weird bit...........






















We never finished the pizza!

















And it was fucking pepperoni man! Can you guys believe that shit?!? Phone Post
3/16/13 7:52 AM
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UFC 100 5:30 am

Had a few friends over one of them drank about 16 coors lights too many and fell asleep on my living room floor...
He was tea bagged by every dude in the house. on camera!
Then my fat friend pulled his ass out, squated about 1 inch over his face and farted the nastiest fart that was ever farted right into his open mouth!

Looking back, it was very immature but fucking hilarious none the less! Phone Post
3/16/13 11:09 AM
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random_muppett - During Brocks fight against Herring I had a bunch of buddies round for beer and pizza. Well we all were a little drunk by the time this fight started and you know how it is when guys get together......someone shouted 'tops off'.....then the baby oil and nipple clamps came out.....long story short a night of wolfbagging, rusty tromboning, Alaskan pipelines and frottage ensued, culminating with us all wanking into a glass and then taking turns to gargle with it and swap it from mouth to mouth.

So all pretty standard so far right?

But here's the weird bit...........






















We never finished the pizza!

















And it was fucking pepperoni man! Can you guys believe that shit?!? Phone Post
I just threw up Phone Post
3/16/13 7:07 PM
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UGCTT_EnderTL -

Fight boners are perfectly natural.

LoL!
That just got me in a little trouble at work.

Totally worth it.

And yes, breakin' one off in the Mrs doggie style so we could both still watch the fights.
Worst / weirdest thing was losing focus on the fight but still having to resist the urge to go for an RNC finish. Phone Post
3/16/13 7:19 PM
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sometimes i pull my sweatty balls out of my pants to get some air. if someone walked in on that theyd probably think i was beating off to ufc...

3/16/13 7:29 PM
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Good god. I saw the thread title and was gonna come in and make the 'ol "masturbated while watching a fight" joke but never did I imagine that the OP would actually take it to a whole new level before the thread even takes off.

First time OP ends own thread with one post? I think maybe so.
3/16/13 7:32 PM
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random_muppett -  During Brocks fight against Herring I had a bunch of buddies round for beer and pizza. Well we all were a little drunk by the time this fight started and you know how it is when guys get together......someone shouted 'tops off'.....then the baby oil and nipple clamps came out.....long story short a night of wolfbagging, rusty tromboning, Alaskan pipelines and frottage ensued, culminating with us all wanking into a glass and then taking turns to gargle with it and swap it from mouth to mouth.

So all pretty standard so far right?

But here's the weird bit...........






















We never finished the pizza!

















And it was fucking pepperoni man! Can you guys believe that shit?!? Phone Post

Sounds like a typical Saturday night. Order less pizza maybe? I dunno.
3/20/13 4:33 PM
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random_muppett -  During Brocks fight against Herring I had a bunch of buddies round for beer and pizza. Well we all were a little drunk by the time this fight started and you know how it is when guys get together......someone shouted 'tops off'.....then the baby oil and nipple clamps came out.....long story short a night of wolfbagging, rusty tromboning, Alaskan pipelines and frottage ensued, culminating with us all wanking into a glass and then taking turns to gargle with it and swap it from mouth to mouth.

So all pretty standard so far right?

But here's the weird bit...........






















We never finished the pizza!

















And it was fucking pepperoni man! Can you guys believe that shit?!? Phone Post

Gay masturbation and pepperoni never mixes man. I believe it was Shakespeare who said so.

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