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6/8/13 10:22 PM
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CHECK MAT CANADA - lol dave lang wins again
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6/9/13 8:23 AM
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mat battle on twitter... lol


Dave lang wearing a black belt... LOL
7/24/13 3:20 PM
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Bump! Anything new with this clown?
7/24/13 5:58 PM
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i laugh everytime i think of briggs and people telling him to use his blue belt as toilet paper to wipe his ass.  lmfao, poor guy.  

7/25/13 9:12 AM
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7/30/13 1:00 PM
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why have none of the guys who run these top teams that dave keeps pretending to be part of, turned up and kicked the living shit out of him yet???

i thought Brazilians didnt stand for that kind of stuff??
7/30/13 4:19 PM
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Is there anyway we can set up a UG frauds GP I'd spurious throw in 100 bucks and I'm sure lots of others would do a winner takes all tourney.

Would be the best PPV ever!! Phone Post
7/30/13 4:20 PM
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^seriously Phone Post
7/30/13 4:26 PM
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Apparently Lang is a ninjutsu black belt too. Going on this long uninterrupted... Phone Post
8/2/13 12:43 AM
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JesseA -  Way late in the game... But where is Lang's horse fucking girlfriend? Phone Post

MMAguy claimed she was ready to speak and had a bombshell she was going to drop. I suppose she stuck with him.

David Lang wins yet again and is still teaching under the pretense of a BJJ BB.
8/5/13 8:22 PM
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I know this applies to Jamman Dycksuck, but I can't remember if Langarang ever claimed to be in the military. I'm gonna post this here regardless. For some reason, I seem to remember someone saying Dave Lang said he was in the military (Which is what normally gets MMAGuy really riled up) Anyone remember if Lang made that claim?

Basically, the Stolen Valor act was repealed because "Lying" about something, anything, is covered in the 1st Amendment.  So Congress reworded the bill, and it was passed this year. Now, it makes it illegal to profit off of saying you were in the Military if you've never served in the Military. So, Jam Man is fucked, and I know at least one other Fake BB in BJJ is guilty of violating the Stolen Valor Act, or at least this new interpertation of the law. Like I said above, I'm fairly sure Lang was the other one.

http://beta.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-bill/258

Stolen Valor Act of 2013 - Amends the federal criminal code to rewrite provisions relating to fraudulent claims about military service to subject to a fine, imprisonment for not more than one year, or both an individual who, with intent to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit, fraudulently holds himself or herself out to be a recipient of:

    a Congressional Medal of Honor,
    a distinguished-service cross,
    a Navy cross,
    an Air Force cross,
    a silver star,
    a Purple Heart,
    a Combat Infantryman's Badge,
    a Combat Action Badge,
    a Combat Medical Badge,
    a Combat Action Ribbon,
    a Combat Action Medal, or
    any replacement or duplicate medal for such medal as authorized by law.
 

 
8/5/13 8:31 PM
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And for posterity sake, here is a link to a site that has every Medal of Honor recipient ever, and I'm sure there has to be a link that shows every recipient of every form of Military Medals ever made. If anyone knows of it, post it as well.

 

http://www.history.army.mil/html/moh/index.html

8/5/13 8:41 PM
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8/5/13 8:53 PM
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8/5/13 10:01 PM
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Evzey -  Is there anyway we can set up a UG frauds GP I'd spurious throw in 100 bucks and I'm sure lots of others would do a winner takes all tourney.

Would be the best PPV ever!! Phone Post

Could you imagine how awesome it would be to see

Jam Man
Christian Darrow
Todd Kenueke
Matt Malice
Dave Lang
That old guy with the cage tattooed to his back

all fight one another?
8/5/13 11:18 PM
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Lang did claim he was in the military, ???st airborn or something.
8/18/13 1:40 PM
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jcblass - 
Evzey -  Is there anyway we can set up a UG frauds GP I'd spurious throw in 100 bucks and I'm sure lots of others would do a winner takes all tourney.

Would be the best PPV ever!! Phone Post

Could you imagine how awesome it would be to see

Jam Man
Christian Darrow
Todd Kenueke
Matt Malice
Dave Lang
That old guy with the cage tattooed to his back

all fight one another?

This has TNA wrestling all over it.

Have a cage match with weapons and just let them go at it like savages. The only way to win is to be the last man standing and climb over the cage. Tito guest referees. Half way through, Rampage comes out, leaps into the cage with a drop kick to Tito. and then hits Tito with a retaliatory hammer knocking him out cold for the remainder of the match. Rampage helps Dave Lang beat the hell out of the everyone and win. they walk out of the arena together. the start of the New nWo. 0_o
8/19/13 9:07 PM
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Voted Up sir for knowing....

10/31/13 8:02 PM
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damn it. i was mat battled. bump.

fuck you, dave lang.
10/31/13 8:47 PM
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11/1/13 11:19 AM
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I read this whole thread last night. Took about 5 hours and got mat battled twice but still worth it. Craziest thread ive ever read. Could somebody do me a huge favor and bump the original thread? I know theres a link to it on the first couple of pages but it takes me to the full site and takes forever for the pages to load. Thanks Phone Post
11/1/13 1:51 PM
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jcblass - 
Evzey -  Is there anyway we can set up a UG frauds GP I'd spurious throw in 100 bucks and I'm sure lots of others would do a winner takes all tourney.

Would be the best PPV ever!! Phone Post

Could you imagine how awesome it would be to see

Jam Man
Christian Darrow
Todd Kenueke
Matt Malice
Dave Lang
That old guy with the cage tattooed to his back

all fight one another?

Pffft. Amatures. This old man against them royal rumble style.

 

EBM for life

11/1/13 1:55 PM
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I remember the original thread with mmaguy oh the good old days Phone Post 3.0
11/2/13 1:22 AM
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Mr Bungle
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Damn I was hoping there would be something new come up.

I still think social media could be what brings him down.

Anyone know if his facebook is back up?

11/2/13 3:14 AM
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teamquestnorth -  I read this whole thread last night. Took about 5 hours and got mat battled twice but still worth it. Craziest thread ive ever read. Could somebody do me a huge favor and bump the original thread? I know theres a link to it on the first couple of pages but it takes me to the full site and takes forever for the pages to load. Thanks Phone Post

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&thread=1747801

above link is a doozy...matt barvo aka the star of 8 days out, the only video blog leading up to the world bjj championship where the guy never does bjj.  "hey guys, matt barvo here.."

5 MINS OF SEARCHING LATER......

FOUND IT!!!!!

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&thread=1744492

THE original thread

1.5 MILLION VIEWS

9781 REPLIES. 

 

tofu APPRECIATED FOR THE EFFORT THANKS

 

 

 

 


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