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3/20/13 1:08 PM
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Our school is a lotus club school under Giva Santana... my brother actually owns the school and that lotus club logo pisses me off. Is there anything I should do? And why the hell does the logo say franca with the lotus club logo to begin with??
3/20/13 1:12 PM
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AK-BJJ - Our school is a lotus club school under Giva Santana... my brother actually owns the school and that lotus club logo pisses me off. Is there anything I should do? And why the hell does the logo say franca with the lotus club logo to begin with??
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3/20/13 1:16 PM
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mmaguy30 - I know many of you missed the first langarang thread... here is a summary I wrote a few months ago and posted in it.

EVERYTHING in this summary is fact, and can be found if you read that thread... no bullshit.

A Thread summary, by mmaguy30.

Alumnabjj finds a website made by Dave Lang, on the site, Dave claims to be a BB under Walid Ishmail as well as a Judo BB under another guy from France, as well as have an amazing fight record, and unreal BJJ tourny record of like 78-1... He also claims a BB in "judojitsu"

I end up involved, and make contact with Dave.

Dave claims to be from Argentina via Brazil, and to of lived and trained in Brazil for many years. Dave types and communicates all in broken English, alleging he barley speaks english, and often communicates in Portuguese.

I receive emails from people "in Brazil" that swear Dave is legit... at this point I let the UG know he is not a fraud, and we may of over reacted...

Others contact me and warn me that Dave is a complete fraud.

I find that the ip address of the sender who says he is in Brazil, is the same as the one Dave has been corresponding to me from, and the emails from the people in Brazil is a fake.

Dave starts changing his story, drops the fake accent (after we find that he has never lived outside NY state) and we are contacted by people who know him who have much to tell...

We find that Dave was arrested and tried for raping his 2 very young nieces (they were under the age of 10 when he raped them) The case was dismissed on a technicality that both the judge and prosecution worked against, but could do nothing about... the girls where too traumatized to testify a second time, so the case was dropped. (FACT, Dave rapes small children.)

Wallid Ismail is interviewed and confirms on video that he has never heard of the kiddy raper Dave Lang.

Dave alleges that Wallid Ismail is a liar, that the reason WAllid denies knowing him is a money dispute, then he changes his story again and says he was duped by HIS master, a french guy named Gilbert Poulard, who trained with Carlson Gracie...

GIlbert Poulard is found in France via snail mail, in a handwritten letter he confirms he has never met or heard of or trained with the kiddy raper.

It is universally agreed to that Dave is a cockfaggit kiddy raper and that somewhere, in Rio, Wallid is FUMIN mad.

Dave then tells us (accent and poor language totally gone) he got his BB from other people and this is all a mistake.

Dave's gym is closed down and all his "students" leave him in disgust after finding that the certificates he gave them with Wallid's signature on them where fake.

People from the area inform us that when in High School, Daves wife, who defends him and swears he is legit, became famous for sucking off a horse. She is from then on known as a "horsefucker" and or "horse sucking slut".

www.davelangthefraud.com goes online

It is discovered that Dave has lied to many about being a former U.S. Army ranger, and battle decorated, wounded combat veteran from Afghanistan and Iraq. (Dave never finished Highschool, nor entered the Army, and has vision in only one eye after shooting himself with a paintball gun. After finding this out, he is from then on known as a 1 eyed kiddy fucker)

Dave stops all communication.

Several months go by, and Dave lays low, presumably molesting local children and watching with his one eye his whore wife suck off the neighbors and local farm animals.

It is found that Dave has opened a new school and has a new batch of students.

Dave now says he got his BB from Renzo Gracie, then Renzo Gracies cousin Roulon, then Francisco Mansour, then Hermes Franca, as well as a few other guys.

Dave forms Viking Jui Jitsu

Dave's New school is closed after we expose him to all his new students.

Brad "jazz hands" Wood is discovered, a lang MMA prodigy that once knocked out Jon Bones Jones and Mike Tyson all in one day. (Brad goes on to fight in a local shitshow and loses...)

Dave is found to be training local high school kids, and kicking them in the heads till they are knocked out. The cops are called, and tell Dave he cant train anyone there anymore due to zoning and the fact that he is a one eyed, kiddy raping cockfaggit

Missy Lang (Missy the horse sucker) is still sucking horse dick, and now former "friends" of Dave allege they fucked her while Dave was absent...They show proof, and allege that she has a VERY fragrant vagina, similar in scent to the floor of the toilet on a Nipponese tuna boat.

Dave assumes the identity of a guy who came and trained with him, and then offers "proof" Dave is legit in the form of emails from the assumed identity. The person in question is found and confirms he never sent any emails and that Dave is a child raping liar who trains in a dirty barn behind his shitbox of a house.

On multiple occasions I offer thousands of dollars to Dave to roll with me, compete against me, fight me, even talk to me on the phone... he refuses.

It is agreed on by all that Wallid is still fuming mad, Dave is still a 1 eyed cowardly kiddy fucker, and his wife is still a whorish silly horse sucker.

On a trip to NY I stop by Dave's house (shitbox) and get pics of both it (the shitbox) and his closed down school. (and the current school, a barn I would not store my lawnmower in) Dave cowers inside beating off (with only 1 eye) to kiddy porn while Missy watches Mr. Ed reruns while masturbating with a zucchini in her mouth.

More new students are found... they compete and all lose. They are told by Dave he got his belt from Hermes Franca, because he used to train at ATT in Florida, (There was once a person with the same name training there, we CONFIRM its not the same kiddy fucker)

I offer Dave $400+ PER HOUR to do a phone in interview on his training... the coward hides.


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Didn't he have a Gracie certificate with Wallids signature on as well?!! Phone Post
3/20/13 1:19 PM
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3/20/13 1:20 PM
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cawsie77 - "Didn't he have a Gracie certificate with Wallids signature on as well?!!"


Yep, It was a Gracie Combatives certificate, IIRC.
3/20/13 1:27 PM
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I predict this thread will reach over 400 replies and be full of win (and even more potential win for tomorrow) by midnight.




*patiently awaits more details* Phone Post
3/20/13 1:35 PM
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3/20/13 1:37 PM
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UGCTT_sideshowsteve - cawsie77 - "Didn't he have a Gracie certificate with Wallids signature on as well?!!"


Yep, It was a Gracie Combatives certificate, IIRC.
It was the thread that kept giving. Phone Post
3/20/13 1:40 PM
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3/20/13 1:43 PM
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Wasnt there a wrestler that was originally one of lang's co coaches that turned out to be legit cos his record included matches whilst serving? Didnt that guy also join the UG after we exposed Dave.

Also any screencaps of missy +/- sucking off a horse?
3/20/13 1:47 PM
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I spent a year in Ithaca. There is nothing good in that part of NY. I know JBJ and Matt Hamill are from around there, but its rough. I met Ryan Ciatolli there. Super nice guy. My friend Chris Vitale introduced me to him a long long time ago.

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Seems to be a growing lineage:
http://mysticdragonbjj.webs.com/aboutme.htm
3/20/13 1:47 PM
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tikmovado - Missy Call me.

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She misses you Tik, I can feel it. You know she wants your sting! Phone Post
3/20/13 1:50 PM
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Here is the page where he claims to be a black belt under Giba:

https://sites.google.com/site/northeastmartialartscortland/home/brazilian-jui-jitsu-1

Giba is also on Facebook and Twitter, but I can't get to those right now. Not sure if Giba speaks English or not.
3/20/13 1:54 PM
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"I spent a year in Ithaca. There is nothing good in that part of NY. I know JBJ and Matt Hamill are from around there, but its rough. I met Ryan Ciatolli there. Super nice guy. My friend Chris Vitale introduced me to him a long long time ago."

Absolutely not accurate. Ryan runs Ultimate Athletics gym at the Mall in Lansing. The BJJ program there was being run by 4 time Mundial champion Rene Nazare until recently and is now being run by Matt Sung Lee.

3/20/13 1:55 PM
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As for the return of Lang, it's pretty fucking amazing. At least I narrowly avoided being Matt Battled.
3/20/13 1:56 PM
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Oh.... I forgot to say



IN!!!!! God damn mother fucking IN!!!!!
3/20/13 1:56 PM
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meco24 - Seems to be a growing lineage:
http://mysticdragonbjj.webs.com/aboutme.htm

Wow. I hope that's an elaborate troll, but it doesn't appear that way.

http://mysticdragonbjj.webs.com/lessons.htm

I offer private lessons at the hourly rate of $20. I do not use mats but I have padded carpet in my basement in case you do not want to host the lessons. You will be responsible for providing a third party when working submissions. The third party will be responsible for ensuring the tap is quickly acknowledged by the victor as this will eliminate any possible loss of consciousness or damaging ligament tears or bone breaks. While I believe I have mostly overcome my Social Anxiety Disorder, I fear I can still hold a choke or knee bar too long "in the heat of battle."
3/20/13 1:57 PM
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Ugh can't believe I didn't get in yesterday when I saw this... Absolutely boggles my mind that he's trying this shit AGAIN

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3/20/13 1:57 PM
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"Absolutely not accurate. Ryan runs Ultimate Athletics gym at the Mall in Lansing. The BJJ program there was being run by 4 time Mundial champion Rene Nazare until recently and is now being run by Matt Sung Lee. "

What's not accurate? I don't mean the MMA is bad there, I was talking about the general economic situation. There are some rough areas all over upstate NY.
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mmaguy30 - I tried calling, left a msg...
Contact for Dave or his protege ? Phone Post
3/20/13 2:12 PM
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That Mystic Dragon site is a troll... Pretty positive of this. Look at the blog entries


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