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3/20/13 11:37 AM
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Knowingly or unknowingly, Fuel TV has given Chael Sonnen a pedastal to blast his future opponents when they hired him as an analyst on their weekly show UFC Tonight. On last night's episode, Sonnen wrote a poem for Jones Jones, who he squares off against on April 27th:

I got a call one day from Dana, he said 'Chael, I'm putting you to work.'
'You see, I overpaid for this light heavy, who I now realize is a jerk.'
'He's been winning fights, but not with brains or with brawn.
'And his matches and his one-armed cartwheels are making the whole crowd yawn.
'I mean, nobody's coming to see him in living rooms or in bars.
'Why don't you send this guy to Cirque de Soleil, or Dancing with the Stars?'
He handed me his wallet, his ATM card and pin number too.
He said, 'Chael, whatever's in the account, take it, it's all for you.'
I thought for a moment and I said, 'I'll tell you what, Uncle D.
'For you and the fans, this one's on me.'
So I went and did some homework, I got some tapes of his fights.
I suggest you all give them a try, if you're having trouble sleeping at night.
They tell me he's good, but I know that can't be true,
I saw him get armbarred by Vitor, and he's 52!
He's so boring he made Machida fall asleep.
The snoozefest he had against Rashad,
or beating up on Bonnar, who's older than God?
Look, here's the truth, believe me it is.
Don't even mention Ryan Bader, he lost to Tito Ortizz!
Jon, I'm coming to New Jersey, because I've got a job to do.
I'm a fully-loaded cannon, boy, and I'm pointed right at you.
A little advice, go get in your car and hit another tree.
Do whatever you gotta do to stay away Jon, you don't want to fight me.

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3/20/13 11:40 AM
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I chuckled Phone Post
3/20/13 11:41 AM
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Chael is the man. Plain and simple. LOL

3/20/13 11:48 AM
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Love that guy. Phone Post
3/20/13 11:49 AM
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3/20/13 11:52 AM
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"so boring he made machida fall asleep"

LOL!!!
3/20/13 11:55 AM
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Chaels the man.. I hope he gets a title shot against cain after this fight.. Im sure he could talk his way into it.
3/20/13 11:58 AM
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I saw him get armbared by Vitor [Belfort] and he's 52. He's so boring, he made Machida fall asleep


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3/20/13 12:00 PM
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How funny wouldit be if chael wins? The guy is very witty he wouldnt let jones live it down Phone Post
3/20/13 12:01 PM
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and he's going to be relegated to talking head after this fight. Phone Post
3/20/13 12:05 PM
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funny stuff
3/20/13 12:09 PM
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MAYBE JJ WILL BE LESS BORING WHEN HE STARTS WINNING DECISIONS LIKE CHAEL

3/20/13 12:11 PM
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I love Chael, but his poetry sucks. Phone Post
3/20/13 12:13 PM
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That was great hahaha Phone Post
3/20/13 12:16 PM
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LOL

3/20/13 12:18 PM
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I normally hate his schtick but this is lolarious
3/20/13 12:26 PM
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3/20/13 12:27 PM
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Circus Olay?

3/20/13 12:29 PM
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For those of you that have gotten sick of Chaels antics this is classic sonnen at his finest. Anyone will enjoy it so watch. Phone Post
3/20/13 12:30 PM
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haha, awesome.

3/20/13 12:30 PM
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The absolute funniest part of this will be post fight.

3/20/13 12:35 PM
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3/20/13 12:37 PM
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Ehm, isn't what you are saying supposed to atleast make some sense for it to be considered good?
What's next, Chael rhyming about how Cain has no cardio and GSP has poor takedowns?

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3/20/13 12:38 PM
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3/20/13 12:40 PM
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Put machida to sleep, with the video follow up, SONNED FUCKING KILLED.

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