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3/26/13 6:44 PM
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Winston Wolf
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xaeo -  lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post

bet u never rolled No lie EVERY bodybuilder Ive seen train has zero gas and once they are bottem quit.First day at Serras Matt told me lifting was a waste of time.I havent lifted once since and my game improved 100 percent
3/26/13 6:45 PM
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trobinson21 -  Anti-bjj hipster guy is usually guy who says "you couldnt have done that to me if we were striking" right after being choked. Phone Post

the worst kind of grappling is practice when strikes arent allowed at all, shit is so unrealistic that ridiculous shit goes down, i dont grapple unless its anything goes and little bjj bitches cant hang

bulllll shitttttt.My guess is u went to BJJ club once Got destroyed and have all sorts of excuses.Where do u grapple that allows punches
This. It's always the same guy, horrendous tats, claims to be a "striker" yet they have Tapout shirts on, then they end up talking about kung fu, why jiu jitsu doesn't work.

The fact is jiu jitsu is a humbling experience, having a 15 year old 130 pounder choke you is frustrating and you either embrace it and get better, or go pay Karate America $100 to tell everyone you train martial arts. Phone Post
3/26/13 6:46 PM
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xaeo - lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post
Good luck getting oxygen through the lactic acid in those muscles after your sucker punch doesn't finish the guy you stole. Lol Phone Post
3/26/13 6:47 PM
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Herpaderp - actually i walked into a bjj gym and none of the blue or purple belts could sub me, i didnt know how to sub them but i held them in positions where i could GnP them or bulldozed them into the wall

'rolled' with the instructor after couldnt tell if he was going easy but i didnt let him lock up a sub on anything

they all sucked standing

it was super gay, boys touching boys

i fights my friends who train and military friends at my buds house sometimes

ive thought about trying to challenge a bjj school to see if they are worthy of learning with an anything goes challenge but the fact is grappling is just way too gay

can easily ko any grappler on the street
This never happened. Lol Phone Post
3/26/13 6:50 PM
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xaeo -  lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post

bet u never rolled No lie EVERY bodybuilder Ive seen train has zero gas and once they are bottem quit.First day at Serras Matt told me lifting was a waste of time.I havent lifted once since and my game improved 100 percent
it is a waste of time if you want to suck. gsp got jacked for their second fight and look what happened. Just say you're jealous and let it be the end Phone Post
3/26/13 6:52 PM
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xaeo - lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post
Good luck getting oxygen through the lactic acid in those muscles after your sucker punch doesn't finish the guy you stole. Lol Phone Post
good luck getting your gf back after I flex under proper lighting Phone Post
3/26/13 7:01 PM
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xaeo - lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post
Good luck getting oxygen through the lactic acid in those muscles after your sucker punch doesn't finish the guy you stole. Lol Phone Post
good luck getting your gf back after I flex under proper lighting Phone Post
Lol Phone Post
3/26/13 7:22 PM
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Can this thread just be deleted? This is fucking bullshit that I've got voted down 28 points and have been frozen... I have people who seem to agree with me on this topic who are stingy with the VTFU and then the grouchy ass angry people who will not hesitate to vote me down...This is complete bullshit. Why are all you people who agree with me not voting and all the people who disagree frantically voting me down...Can't take a joke you angry hipsters?
3/26/13 7:27 PM
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I'm pissed about the "old guy with no technique and someone that sweats too much" comment.
They both describe me. Phone Post
3/26/13 7:30 PM
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trobinson21 -
xaeo - lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post
Good luck getting oxygen through the lactic acid in those muscles after your sucker punch doesn't finish the guy you stole. Lol Phone Post
good luck getting your gf back after I flex under proper lighting Phone Post

proper lighting hahaha
3/26/13 7:31 PM
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Winston Wolf -
xaeo -  lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post

bet u never rolled No lie EVERY bodybuilder Ive seen train has zero gas and once they are bottem quit.First day at Serras Matt told me lifting was a waste of time.I havent lifted once since and my game improved 100 percent
it is a waste of time if you want to suck. gsp got jacked for their second fight and look what happened. Just say you're jealous and let it be the end Phone Post

I thought GSP said he doesnt really lift
3/26/13 7:35 PM
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Winston Wolf -
xaeo -  lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post

bet u never rolled No lie EVERY bodybuilder Ive seen train has zero gas and once they are bottem quit.First day at Serras Matt told me lifting was a waste of time.I havent lifted once since and my game improved 100 percent
it is a waste of time if you want to suck. gsp got jacked for their second fight and look what happened. Just say you're jealous and let it be the end Phone Post

I thought GSP said he doesnt really lift

I've seen video of GSP doing snatches
3/26/13 7:36 PM
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cheesesteak - 
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xaeo - 
Winston Wolf -
xaeo -  lifting > bjj/mma. Good luck trying to arm bar my massive biceps and getting your arms around around my huge neck. and if you try to stand with me I'd punch you through the wall Phone Post

bet u never rolled No lie EVERY bodybuilder Ive seen train has zero gas and once they are bottem quit.First day at Serras Matt told me lifting was a waste of time.I havent lifted once since and my game improved 100 percent
it is a waste of time if you want to suck. gsp got jacked for their second fight and look what happened. Just say you're jealous and let it be the end Phone Post

I thought GSP said he doesnt really lift

I've seen video of GSP doing snatches

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i saw that porno too...
3/26/13 7:36 PM
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cheesesteak - Seriously, is there anything more fun than this???


My god haw many hipsters do bjj now. Amazing, how such a docile bunch that will claim to not partake in physical activities...But wants to secretly be able to snap a motherfuckers should at wholefoods.
There surely must be a kids class you bully too. It would less work and you would be amongst your own kind. Phone Post
3/26/13 7:49 PM
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Sprawl 68 - I'm pissed about the "old guy with no technique and someone that sweats too much" comment.
They both describe me. Phone Post
That was me you sweaty old bastard. Gtfo of my class.

I did vote up cheesesteak on the opening post but it only counted as 1 for some reason. I also thought it took 40 VD to ET froze Phone Post
3/26/13 7:51 PM
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Sprawl 68 - I'm pissed about the "old guy with no technique and someone that sweats too much" comment.
They both describe me. Phone Post
That was me you sweaty old bastard. Gtfo of my class.

I did vote up cheesesteak on the opening post but it only counted as 1 for some reason. I also thought it took 40 VD to ET froze Phone Post

thanks buddy!
3/26/13 10:08 PM
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cheesesteak - Can this thread just be deleted? This is fucking bullshit that I've got voted down 28 points and have been frozen... I have people who seem to agree with me on this topic who are stingy with the VTFU and then the grouchy ass angry people who will not hesitate to vote me down...This is complete bullshit. Why are all you people who agree with me not voting and all the people who disagree frantically voting me down...Can't take a joke you angry hipsters?

Voted up out of pity.

3/26/13 10:11 PM
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In Limbo - 

i wonder if "hipsters" have an online forum where they constantly make threads bout "normies"

 

do you think "hipsters" are as bothered by normies as normies are bothered by hipsters?


Normies isn't slang for anything. If it was a word used colloquially than yes. You may want to rethink your analogy.

3/26/13 11:24 PM
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CREason good fighters lose -

Let this be a lesson to you young guys out there who might want to grow up and be a bully like cheesesteak.

There's always someone bigger and badder out there.
 

Quite loser. Adults are talking. Phone Post
3/27/13 12:33 AM
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A_Butler - Man you guys a training at some shitty gyms!! I've never been to a gym with assholes and douche bags like this. FYI, Atlanta, GA has a ton of bjj gyms, and MMA gyms, full of nice guys and hardcore competitors. You guys should come visit. Phone Post
I'm in Atlanta. What place do you recommend? Phone Post
3/27/13 2:15 AM
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cheesesteak - Seriously, is there anything more fun than this???


My god haw many hipsters do bjj now. Amazing, how such a docile bunch that will claim to not partake in physical activities...But wants to secretly be able to snap a motherfuckers should at wholefoods.
Would Nick, Nate, and Shields qualify as hipsters they are raw vegans that shop at organic markets ride bikes everywhere etc... Phone Post
3/27/13 1:26 PM
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cheesesteak - Seriously, is there anything more fun than this???


My god haw many hipsters do bjj now. Amazing, how such a docile bunch that will claim to not partake in physical activities...But wants to secretly be able to snap a motherfuckers should at wholefoods.
Would Nick, Nate, and Shields qualify as hipsters they are raw vegans that shop at organic markets ride bikes everywhere etc... Phone Post

If they wore top hats and tweed blazers they would be.
3/27/13 1:33 PM
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PS.. thanks for the pitty vote up guys! I took an ass reaming and got froozed because of this shitty ass thread. I didn't realize there were so many offended hipsters on the UG...From now on I will be tolerant towards you pabst blue ribbon, thick framed lenseless glasses top hat and skinny jean wearing, sailor tattoo wearing folk! I now love hipsters. You guys are awesome and are cutting edge with your fashion and musical tastes!!!! I am sitting at my computer in my grandads green and brown wool sweater with mc hammer pants on in your honor.
3/27/13 2:00 PM
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Just remember every time you call someone a hipster... you are saying that they are hip... Phone Post
3/27/13 2:09 PM
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or applied with the sleeve cuff of the said hipster's hemp gi Phone Post
Link me to this hemp gi. Phone Post

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