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4/16/13 3:40 PM
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"In 500 BC, Heraclitus...wrote to his commander, 'Of every 100 men, 10 should not even be here, 80 are nothing more than targets. Nine of them are the real fighters, we are lucky to have them, they the battle make. Ah, but the one. One of them is a warrior and he will bring the others back." Bryan Willis, from The Warrior Pyramid.

 

Thee "average dude" will not even fight, let alone scrap with an Olympic judokah.

9 out of 10 "average" guys, when mouthing-off comes to fists, will not fight.  They will roll and pee.

Thee "average dude" has not been in a real fight since gradeschool, and has never been in a serious, dangerous, scrap in his entire life.

 

Let's say a 6' 00", 220 pound, 48-year old, in good shape - works on his farm, former bouncer of nearly 3-decades, who LOVES to fight.  Who has been in more street/bar fights than...well anybody who has not thrown folks out of bars for 27-years.  You do the math.

I am waaaaaaay ahead of the "average dude."  I would (indeed have done so) launch a half-dozen "average dudes" out of a bar, on their asses, with a big mean grin on my face.  Verbally berating, man-handling, rag-dolling and taunting them as I did it.

Unless I took Ronda totally by surprise (sneak attack, I'm good at them), and hurt her really badly in the initial "hands on" (I'm good at that too), Ronda would wreck me.  Without any question in my mind.

Shake my head, at any "average dudes" that think you can whoop a 150-lb walking weight female, MMA-professional, former Olympic Judokah.  Good fucking luck.

You know what Ronda would do?  SLAM your silly 180 to 200-lb "average" male ass off the concrete or tile like you weighed nothing.  Wrap up an exposed limb and break it.

Ronda all day long.

 

 

 


Voted up. This is awesome.

Nobody else really brought up the truth that the average man would tuck and not even fight her in the first place.

4/16/13 3:50 PM
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Lots of tough guys think they can come into the gym on their first day and beat the female purple belt.

4/16/13 4:21 PM
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trianglegrrl -

Lots of tough guys think they can come into the gym on their first day and beat the female purple belt.

And it's awesome to watch them go easy, get subbed... Act like they weren't trying...
Go hard... Get subbed... Act like they weren't trying...
Get embarrassed/pissed off... Go hard... Get subbed... Act like they were gasses.

Either never come back or realise that tree something to this stuff if some chick I submitting them.

*waits for; but she's not getting punched in the head* Phone Post 3.0
4/16/13 4:22 PM
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BubblesNS - Can anyone think of a more moronic troll of a post? I can't, but kudos for making dumb people everywhere feel smarter than you. Phone Post 3.0
You're saying I'm not really smart?
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4/16/13 4:35 PM
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"In 500 BC, Heraclitus...wrote to his commander, 'Of every 100 men, 10 should not even be here, 80 are nothing more than targets. Nine of them are the real fighters, we are lucky to have them, they the battle make. Ah, but the one. One of them is a warrior and he will bring the others back." Bryan Willis, from The Warrior Pyramid.

 

Thee "average dude" will not even fight, let alone scrap with an Olympic judokah.

9 out of 10 "average" guys, when mouthing-off comes to fists, will not fight.  They will roll and pee.

Thee "average dude" has not been in a real fight since gradeschool, and has never been in a serious, dangerous, scrap in his entire life.

 

Let's say a 6' 00", 220 pound, 48-year old, in good shape - works on his farm, former bouncer of nearly 3-decades, who LOVES to fight.  Who has been in more street/bar fights than...well anybody who has not thrown folks out of bars for 27-years.  You do the math.

I am waaaaaaay ahead of the "average dude."  I would (indeed have done so) launch a half-dozen "average dudes" out of a bar, on their asses, with a big mean grin on my face.  Verbally berating, man-handling, rag-dolling and taunting them as I did it.

Unless I took Ronda totally by surprise (sneak attack, I'm good at them), and hurt her really badly in the initial "hands on" (I'm good at that too), Ronda would wreck me.  Without any question in my mind.

Shake my head, at any "average dudes" that think you can whoop a 150-lb walking weight female, MMA-professional, former Olympic Judokah.  Good fucking luck.

You know what Ronda would do?  SLAM your silly 180 to 200-lb "average" male ass off the concrete or tile like you weighed nothing.  Wrap up an exposed limb and break it.

Ronda all day long.

 

 

 

Wow VTFU good post. Phone Post 3.0
Lol ya I agree. I think you'd whoop my 26 year old ass and Rhonda would take my arms.

Pls don't become friends with Rhonda and hurt me lol.

How do people think they win this? Especially since she's a judo beast. I mean we all wear clothes right? That sounds like a recipe for a split head. Phone Post 3.0
4/16/13 4:42 PM
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Look how easily she threw and armbarred Uriah Hall. Yes, Uriah was not going 100% but still, she would close the distance, throw the average man easily and finish with an arm bar.

Yes, getting finished by a women like that is emasculating, however, what else could one do in this situation?

4/16/13 4:49 PM
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ShawnTheBadger -

"In 500 BC, Heraclitus...wrote to his commander, 'Of every 100 men, 10 should not even be here, 80 are nothing more than targets. Nine of them are the real fighters, we are lucky to have them, they the battle make. Ah, but the one. One of them is a warrior and he will bring the others back." Bryan Willis, from The Warrior Pyramid.

 

Thee "average dude" will not even fight, let alone scrap with an Olympic judokah.

9 out of 10 "average" guys, when mouthing-off comes to fists, will not fight.  They will roll and pee.

Thee "average dude" has not been in a real fight since gradeschool, and has never been in a serious, dangerous, scrap in his entire life.

 

Let's say a 6' 00", 220 pound, 48-year old, in good shape - works on his farm, former bouncer of nearly 3-decades, who LOVES to fight.  Who has been in more street/bar fights than...well anybody who has not thrown folks out of bars for 27-years.  You do the math.

I am waaaaaaay ahead of the "average dude."  I would (indeed have done so) launch a half-dozen "average dudes" out of a bar, on their asses, with a big mean grin on my face.  Verbally berating, man-handling, rag-dolling and taunting them as I did it.

Unless I took Ronda totally by surprise (sneak attack, I'm good at them), and hurt her really badly in the initial "hands on" (I'm good at that too), Ronda would wreck me.  Without any question in my mind.

Shake my head, at any "average dudes" that think you can whoop a 150-lb walking weight female, MMA-professional, former Olympic Judokah.  Good fucking luck.

You know what Ronda would do?  SLAM your silly 180 to 200-lb "average" male ass off the concrete or tile like you weighed nothing.  Wrap up an exposed limb and break it.

Ronda all day long.

 

 

 

Wow VTFU good post. Phone Post 3.0

genius, brilliant, i dont have the words. vtfu badger named shawn
4/16/13 4:50 PM
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Look how easily she threw and armbarred Uriah Hall. Yes, Uriah was not going 100% but still, she would close the distance, throw the average man easily and finish with an arm bar.

Yes, getting finished by a women like that is emasculating, however, what else could one do in this situation?


Your entire premise gets discredited when you admit Uriah was "not going 100%." In fact, it looked like he was going about 10% to be honest.
4/16/13 5:07 PM
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i think a previous poster said it right. if you think a man can beat an Olympian Judoka with even her limited mma experience, just because hes bigger and in shape, you've just showed your cards... youve never been in a fight. let alone a fight or even competition with 10,000+ rep fighter/ athlete. When atheletes have drilled everything in a sport for 10+ years and thousands and thousands of reps, something happens that not even an overwhelmiong size advantage can overcome. They figured out every little trick that would take you and did take them years and years of trial and error to perfect. unless you are a gorilla and your strength is such that its physically impossible to hyper-extend your arm, you are done. she WILL put you in that position and your body or its ability to resist damage, will be incapable of anything but fracturing. I think some of you guys see all these people tapping to armbahs and completely ignore the inevitable result of that techniques continued application. if you think you are going to perfectly place some hulk/ man punch before she has you spladled the fuck out, you are being naive. that bitch has been thrown around/ smacked around/ and roughed up since she was a kid. not that shes immune to precision impact but she is far more conditioned to tolerate blows than anyone short of a professional fighter.
4/16/13 5:22 PM
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don't remember how tall i am but between 6'3 and 6'4 and i weigh 220.

i would kill her it wouldn't even be close.

been boxing since i was 10 and i'm a purple in bjj.

its kinda sad how fucking pussified is everyone nowadays.
4/16/13 5:28 PM
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just to play devils advocate... im pretty sure Rousey said she was never able to catch Nate or Nick. They are the perfect examples of guys she legit shouldnt be able to beat but anyways. guys nate/ nicks size but without nate/ nicks BJJ, youd get snapped. straight up. and even bigger without a comparable grappling ability, youd get tapped. im 6 ft prob 190, know how to handle myself imo, and i would avoid the ground like the plague if we squared off. i wouldnt succeed at avoiding said ground but im smart and realistic enough to know i should fear going there with her
4/16/13 5:32 PM
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helpme - don't remember how tall i am but between 6'3 and 6'4 and i weigh 220.

i would kill her it wouldn't even be close.

been boxing since i was 10 and i'm a purple in bjj.

its kinda sad how fucking pussified is everyone nowadays.

I'm so pussified that just reading your post made my sphincter contract.

After the initial reaction though, I felt an amazing level of relief that there are legit badasses out there like you to keep us safe from nasty female Judoka.

whew!
4/16/13 5:33 PM
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Daht - If ronda wraps her legs around the guy before armbarring him, the guy wins.

Best answer VU Phone Post 3.0
4/16/13 5:44 PM
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helpme - don't remember how tall i am but between 6'3 and 6'4 and i weigh 220.

i would kill her it wouldn't even be close.

been boxing since i was 10 and i'm a purple in bjj.

its kinda sad how fucking pussified is everyone nowadays.

I didn't know boxing since the age of 10 and 6'3" were considered average but still....no....
4/16/13 6:14 PM
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helpme - don't remember how tall i am but between 6'3 and 6'4 and i weigh 220.

i would kill her it wouldn't even be close.

been boxing since i was 10 and i'm a purple in bjj.

its kinda sad how fucking pussified is everyone nowadays.

I didn't know boxing since the age of 10 and 6'3" were considered average but still....no....
I think he misunderstood the OP, and thought he meant average UGer Phone Post 3.0
4/16/13 6:44 PM
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In an all out fight shed destroy any average guy, in a straight up fist fight she might lose. She can throw anyone. Phone Post 3.0
4/16/13 6:47 PM
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"all you gotta do is browse worldstarhip hop and you will see how shitty the average man is at fighting."

 

So much truth

4/16/13 7:11 PM
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Lol at thinking the average guy even knows how to throw anything but a windmill. For the most part, mma fighters are just too unpolished in their standup to really amount to anything until they reach the pro level. It takes years to be effective.

I've seen too many examples of high level women taking out men in grappling.

I've seen a state wrestling champ/judo black belt evenly matched with a 120lbs judo chick from Japan. The guy was 160lbs.

I've heard from Kevin asano (judo bronze medal Olympian) that it took him a solid year of training in Japan before he could beat the women there.

I've rolled with small purple and brown belts that I outweighed by 30lbs but knew in my heart would tap me if they were a bit bigger. Having said that, I have over 10 years of experience in judo, jiujitsu, and MMA. I've fought pro with an extensive amateur experience.

Your average to above avg 200lbs male brings nothing to the table to a UFC level fighter. Phone Post 3.0
4/16/13 7:25 PM
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The more I read this thread the more I think most posters have never rolled with a 200lb man, skilled or otherwise, who was intent on winning.
4/16/13 7:37 PM
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helpme - don't remember how tall i am but between 6'3 and 6'4 and i weigh 220.

i would kill her it wouldn't even be close.

been boxing since i was 10 and i'm a purple in bjj.

its kinda sad how fucking pussified is everyone nowadays.

Above average height, weight, striking, and grappling =/= "average guy" by any reasonable definition of the term.
4/16/13 7:43 PM
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I think you overestimate the importance of size and strength and underestimate world class conditioning and technique.

Watch Yuki Nakai's performance in The Vale Tudo Open. Surely Gordeau and Pittman are way above average in athletic ability and skill. And they were both caught by a 135lber. Phone Post 3.0
4/16/13 8:03 PM
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Lots of tough guys think they can come into the gym on their first day and beat the female purple belt.


lol they cant? Thats sad. Adding the fact that our senario is a fight and you would be allowed to smash her in the face standing or in side control or gaurd makes it even more ridic.

It guess it depends on our definition of normal...you have to be a total wimp to not dominate that senario.
4/16/13 10:56 PM
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Lots of tough guys think they can come into the gym on their first day and beat the female purple belt.


lol they cant? Thats sad. Adding the fact that our senario is a fight and you would be allowed to smash her in the face standing or in side control or gaurd makes it even more ridic.

It guess it depends on our definition of normal...you have to be a total wimp to not dominate that senario.
Good strategy for an untrained guy; throwing punches at Rhonda whilst in her guard. Phone Post 3.0
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helpme - don't remember how tall i am but between 6'3 and 6'4 and i weigh 220.

i would kill her it wouldn't even be close.

been boxing since i was 10 and i'm a purple in bjj.

its kinda sad how fucking pussified is everyone nowadays.

Above average height, weight, striking, and grappling =/= "average guy" by any reasonable definition of the term.

lol doesnt fucking matter anyways. 220, 6-4, boxing since 10 and a purple still gets his arm snapped by Rousey. this is ridic

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