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4/18/13 3:45 PM
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The hard-core MMA fanbase has long understood that if you take:
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And you add:
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Then you get our very own:

 

It's math.

However, the latest issue of Fighters Only reveales that a central element is missing from the above equation:

Buffer has famously missed only two UFCs in his 17 years with the company, but when the event is over, he doesn't head for his hotel room to put in ear plugs and a sleep mask. Try late nights, fast women and fine dining.

Ahead of the launch of his brand-new autobiography, It’s Time! My 360° View of the Octagon, Buffer, goes on the record exclusively with Fighters Only about his little-known, James Bond-style private life.

One of the UFC’s longest serving employees, Buffer wasn’t handed his chance at the big time, he fought for it. Exactly how he did that, why he knew iconic Hollywood actor Steve McQueen, and how surfing and sex were his teenage kicks, are all explained to you by the man himself.

Issue hits the newsstands May 6th in the USA, and is in stands in the UK now!


4/18/13 4:03 PM
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"Hey look guys I'm totally straight! Lol I told you guys... look here's a chick next to me lol told you I'm straight guys lol"
4/18/13 4:10 PM
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lol^

 

do people think buffer is gay?

 

i imagine buffer has used his mic on tons of bitches

4/18/13 4:26 PM
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Nice cover shot - his hair looks almost Kizer-esque.

 

Almost.

4/18/13 4:34 PM
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buffer is part of the magic man, you guys need to quit being dicks
4/18/13 4:35 PM
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I'm glad that Fighters Only magazine can exclusively reveal to me that teenagers like sex
4/18/13 4:47 PM
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Buffer's the stylin', profilin', limousine ridin', poppin' bottles, kissin' models, son of a gun ! Phone Post 3.0
4/18/13 4:48 PM
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Nice cover shot - his hair looks almost Kizer-esque.

 

Almost.

Lol awesome. Phone Post 3.0
4/18/13 4:49 PM
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Nice cover shot - his hair looks almost Kizer-esque.

 

Almost.

Lol, it's close. Phone Post
4/18/13 4:50 PM
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BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPEEEEEEENNNN!!!!! Phone Post 3.0
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lol Phone Post 3.0
4/18/13 5:16 PM
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I get zero gay vibe from Buffer.
4/18/13 5:16 PM
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Nice cover shot - his hair looks almost Kizer-esque.

 

Almost.


Famous :-)

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can the girl on the cover handle the Buffer 360 in the sack?

 

only so few on this earth can...

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LOL at anyone thinking Buffer isn't straight. Dude pulls quality tail on the regular.

4/18/13 6:56 PM
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Odd choice for the title of their magazine.

4/18/13 7:02 PM
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Nice cover shot - his hair looks almost Kizer-esque.

 

Almost.


cover is right

nice cover

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He made a man twinkle his toes on an elevator. Story starts at 4:35.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYC8a6j-9o4
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LOL at anyone thinking Buffer isn't straight. Dude pulls quality tail on the regular.


What about Kizer???

*runs*

 

Cindy

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4/18/13 8:07 PM
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LOL at anyone thinking Buffer isn't straight. Dude pulls quality tail on the regular.


What about Kizer???

*runs*

 

Cindy


His wife is beautiful.

I heard she married him for his hair :-)

4/18/13 8:26 PM
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Nice cover shot - his hair looks almost Kizer-esque.

 

Almost.


Since you're here, please get rid of Kim Winslow.

 

Sincerely,

MMA Fans worldwide


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