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4/22/13 11:37 PM
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Saw this a while back, thought it would prove to be interesting reading.

Rules for fighters/athletes in China:

RULES OF ATHLETES

1 uphold the Chinese communist party; love socialism; love sports; winning glory for the country

2 train hard; make efforts in studying techniques; respect the coach; finish training tasks earnestly

3 pledge to perform good fights; never be unduly elated by victory or depressed by defeat; respect referees, opponents and audiences

4 study politics, culture and science; to be both socialist-minded and vocationally proficient.

5 persists in the 5 merits focus on decorum, manners, hygiene, disciplines and morals.

6 no smoking; no drinking; dress well, and stick up to capitalism.

7 put the career as the primary thing and marry late

8 believe in fraternity and concern about collectivity; be brave in criticism and self-criticism

9 respect the leaders; obey the organization; abide by the laws and rules; oppose anarchism

10 diligence and frugality; take good care of public property; strive against any bad tendency

I wonder how the American/Canadian/Brazilian lists would look.
4/22/13 11:39 PM
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Hmmmmm Phone Post 3.0
4/22/13 11:41 PM
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Jeff Monson would struggle with #9
4/22/13 11:51 PM
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A friend of a friend trains in deepest darkest China. This was on the wall in his gym.

4/23/13 9:55 AM
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4/23/13 9:58 AM
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It doesn't talk about greasing or timidity.

 

Those should be points 11 and 12.

4/23/13 10:06 AM
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STICK UP TO CAPITALISM!!! Phone Post
4/23/13 11:17 AM
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Lol at stepping up to capitalism. Tell their economic advisors to step up. Phone Post 3.0
4/23/13 11:18 AM
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American List:
Fuck Bitches
Get Money
4/23/13 11:36 AM
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Stockton List:

No spinning shit

Don't be scared homey

Slap people who say that shit
4/23/13 11:37 AM
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Wang List:

Stand
then Wang
4/23/13 11:46 AM
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Russian list:
Suplex bitches
Punch bitches
Submit bitches
Stomp a bitch out
Hail Fyodor Phone Post
4/23/13 11:48 AM
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Seagal List:
Talk shit about being "unchokeable"
Get choked
shit pants
deny, deny, deny
4/23/13 12:09 PM
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11 Play joke, put pee pee in their coke.

4/23/13 12:15 PM
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Shogun List:

Very heppy

Very Trainy

Very sleepy

Soccer kicks
4/23/13 12:43 PM
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Harold Howard List:

 

Come on

4/23/13 9:35 PM
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old school! VU for the DV8!
4/24/13 2:53 AM
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Dbulletproof - old school! VU for the DV8!

Right back at you big guy.

4/24/13 2:53 AM
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Dbulletproof - old school! VU for the DV8!

Right back at you big guy.

4/24/13 3:04 AM
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Vaughan Anderson!! Phone Post 3.0
4/24/13 3:27 AM
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Pride era Wand's list:
-Punch they face.
-Knee they face.
-Kick they face.
-Stomp they face.
4/24/13 3:30 AM
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Lol at China's state capitalist crap convincing the ignorant sheep in the mainland that it's communism

4/24/13 4:37 AM
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Roy Batty - Pride era Wand's list:
-Punch they face.
-Knee they face.
-Kick they face.
-Stomp they face.

Legit lol

I can't give you more life, but I can give you a VTFU.
4/24/13 1:44 PM
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Whose rules are these?

1:If a man can't stand, he can't fight 
2: If a man can't see, he can't fight 
3: If a man can't breathe, he can't fight

4/24/13 1:55 PM
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AlexanderTheGOAT - Anderson List:

Very happy

Good training

Thank you Dana

Thank you Lorenzo

Thank you UFC Phone Post 3.0
Lol. Phone Post

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