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4/24/13 2:02 PM
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showbizconnor
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So it's a short one but a good one!

I work in a place called accrington which is a town in Lancashire near clithero where mike is from,

One of the guys I work with tells me Bisping when he was 14-15 used to go round the fair grounds and fight carny's and gypsys 2 at a time and beat the shit out of them,

Most of you will have seen the documentary knuckle and have seen the gypsy vids on you tube, these are maybe not the most skilled fighters but they are seriously hard men and for a 14 year old to go and seek them out and fight then 2 at a time is pretty impressive,

Anyway just thought I would share what I thought was a pretty good story Phone Post 3.0
4/24/13 2:12 PM
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Hocky Balboa
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I have a somewhat similar story, except it involves me having shameful sex with two midgets and a bearded lady. Phone Post
4/24/13 2:13 PM
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Hocky Balboa
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Seriously though, I wonder if Mike ever got a caravan out of it. Phone Post
4/24/13 2:14 PM
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells. Phone Post
4/24/13 2:20 PM
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Hocky Balboa -  I have a somewhat similar story, except it involves me having shameful sex with two midgets and a bearded lady. Phone Post

LOLOL

4/24/13 2:33 PM
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I mean if a guy you work with told you the story that sounds pretty legit to me!
4/24/13 2:34 PM
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MuchRespec'
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Wait you said *fighting* gypsys and carnies two at a time? I read that wrong the first time...
4/24/13 2:43 PM
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He sounds likes a bully to me, not very cool at all actually. Phone Post 3.0
4/24/13 3:00 PM
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This sounds like the town that would ring a bell when Igor V was loose on the streets.
4/24/13 3:07 PM
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lolololol

4/24/13 3:57 PM
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Hocky Balboa -  I have a somewhat similar story, except it involves me having shameful sex with two midgets and a bearded lady. Phone Post

Come on man, tell the story! I wanna hear the shameful part.

4/24/13 4:30 PM
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JayBRO - He sounds likes a bully to me, not very cool at all actually. Phone Post 3.0

What? How?
4/24/13 4:55 PM
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Accrington Stanley? Who are they?
 

4/24/13 4:56 PM
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Da yer loike dags?
4/24/13 4:58 PM
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And by that ^
I obviously mean this:
http://youtu.be/ZXILzUpVx7A
4/24/13 5:33 PM
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Rudi - Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells. Phone Post
^ I'm going to do exactly the same with that post. Only for reals!

Bravo sir. Phone Post
4/24/13 5:45 PM
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Accrington Stanley? Who are they?
 

Exactly Phone Post 3.0
4/24/13 5:51 PM
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Bisping once threw a kettle over a pub, what have you done? Phone Post 3.0
4/24/13 6:06 PM
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Toby Lerone -

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?
 

Exactly Phone Post 3.0

Ian Rush does!
4/24/13 6:43 PM
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Mike is from Clit-Hero? Respek! Phone Post
4/24/13 6:46 PM
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JCMcGee - Da yer loike dags?
Oh, you mean dogs!

Yeah I like dogs! Phone Post
4/24/13 7:03 PM
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No. It didn't happen. Maybe if it was someone like Anderson Silva or Fedor with demi-god like abilities, but no way 2 gypsies at the same time! While only being 14? Lol and to seek them out as if to say it happened more than once? Lol the story of kid Bisping would be some sort of folklore known in every pub and school playground across the country. Phone Post
4/24/13 7:23 PM
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Rudi - Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells. Phone Post
Hahaha Phone Post
4/24/13 7:45 PM
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When he was 15 he did compete as an amateur in Knock Down Sport Budo, but that's the extent of my knowledge of his teen years.
4/24/13 8:53 PM
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NotImpressedByYourScreenName - This story reeks of rocking horse shit. Bisping couldn't beat two gypsies / carnies or midgets at the same time today let alone when he was 14. Even if he could have he'd still have ended up with a knife through the neck toot ducking sweet.

Don't believe everything you hear from the guys at work son. Phone Post 3.0

Logic. people don't like it here. Voted up


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