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4/28/13 1:56 AM
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FCTV808
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Edited: 04/28/13 2:10 AM
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fuck you large format national grocery chain for putting every goddamn customer on the spot of humiliation and playing on their shame.

i am there to buy my fucking gummy bears and almond milk. i don't need to have you fucking judging me.

 

 

SOLUTION: (true story last night)

Cashier: "Sir, would you like to make a donation to the special olympics?"

Me: "NO. Fuck those guys."

Cashier: *shocked expression and awkward grimmace*

Patrons in line: *WTF look*

Me: Profit?

 

Don't get me wrong, i donate to cop-on-top when those sorry bastards up on stilts in the parking lot, but to be assaulted everytime i try to buy something? Fuck you automated charity.

 

 

4/28/13 2:48 AM
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TheAlchemist
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just happened to me @ Safeway.  As if dealing with an understaffed store w/ 3 lanes open and 5-7 customers per line wasn't bad enough... (in my best Joe Pesci voice) Then they FUCK YOU AT THE REGISTER! 

4/28/13 3:41 AM
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FCTV808
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alchy, try my line. it works. AND FEELS GREAT!

 

4/28/13 3:48 AM
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TheAlchemist
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i bet it feels great. haha

4/28/13 3:52 AM
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Robobear
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Tell Em I gave at the office now ring up my tropical fruit bubliscious and my skittles!

4/28/13 4:15 AM
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JIMMYNAKS
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I donated.... Onto the lower back of the whore I fucked this morning.

Now ring up my Trojans and Frosted Flakes so I can go about my day and be Grrrrreeeeat! Phone Post 3.0
4/28/13 4:20 AM
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fnunderful
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You should have said "fuck those retards! Isn't bad enough we have to watch wimmenz play sports?"

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