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4/30/13 7:11 AM
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VicJenny
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I'm sure Big Country could put down a lot of Tang.

 

4/30/13 7:13 AM
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random_muppett - Huerta. Surely Huerta.

I mean I'm as straight as they come and I'd let that guy fuck me. Damn he's fine. Phone Post 3.0

Huerta doesn't count, he lives in Thailand, that's like picking up wins in IFL, so much easier.
4/30/13 7:40 AM
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JeffersonDArcyChoke - Faber has that awesome confidence.

He doesn't try to be a comedian.

Sadly a lot of fighters could crack awful jokes and fans would tell them how hilarious they are.

Which is why Torres felt empowered to quote a Workaholics rape van joke on his Twitter.

Faber doesn't try to be the funny guy or the loudest guy or any of that.

Which means he has scary confidence and no need for guys to tell him how cool/funny/awesome he is.

Faber is so quietly calm and cool without telling you he is a bad ass or going for Twitter funny that it tells me he owns a room he walks into and lacks short man complex to boot. Phone Post
Jesus Christ get off his cock bro Phone Post 3.0
4/30/13 7:55 AM
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4/30/13 8:35 AM
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4/30/13 8:42 AM
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John Dodson

Actually cerrone for sure
4/30/13 8:43 AM
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Phil Davis.





Kidding. I bet most of team alpha male are consistent in the poontang pie department. Phone Post
4/30/13 8:51 AM
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JeffersonDArcyChoke - Faber has that awesome confidence.

He doesn't try to be a comedian.

Sadly a lot of fighters could crack awful jokes and fans would tell them how hilarious they are.

Which is why Torres felt empowered to quote a Workaholics rape van joke on his Twitter.

Faber doesn't try to be the funny guy or the loudest guy or any of that.

Which means he has scary confidence and no need for guys to tell him how cool/funny/awesome he is.

Faber is so quietly calm and cool without telling you he is a bad ass or going for Twitter funny that it tells me he owns a room he walks into and lacks short man complex to boot. Phone Post
Jesus Christ get off his cock bro Phone Post 3.0
If your gay, fair enough, but if your straight thats the fuckin the weirdest shit too say, you have obviously analyzed and pondered these thoughts for along time Phone Post
4/30/13 9:07 AM
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Dawggy -  Luke Barnett. Phone Post

hmmm idk man. he might get alot of puss but from the looks of the chick he had with him this weekend, id say the quality isnt that high, which is fine by most, just not for me. chick couldnt of had a worse boob job. but yes i woulda hit it in a heartbeat, what of it?
4/30/13 9:14 AM
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4/30/13 9:15 AM
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isnt the El Creepo recently bachelored? guaranteed hes slaying the LA "actresses" three at a time
4/30/13 9:18 AM
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Josh Barnett or Bruce Buffer, totally different types of girls, but both guys seem to be on a mission. Phone Post
4/30/13 9:24 AM
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Tang you say?

Who do you imagine?

GSP?
I'd say he does okay, but he's no fucking Don Juan (even though Don Juan was a raging queen).

Faber?
I'd say Faber can handle a few hoes for sure.
Reppin' for the short dudes.
That's kool and the gang.

You'd have to wonder how Chael Sonnen fairs in the stakes.
Being a Momma's boy has to hold him back a little, but yeah... that'd be interesting.

Jones seems like the type that would draw some attention for sure, what with him being the hot topic, in shape etc etc.

Meh, they wouldn't be role model material for me though.
4/30/13 9:26 AM
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Come on...rape doesn't count. Phone Post
4/30/13 9:27 AM
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Jack Brown -  Josh Barnett or Bruce Buffer, totally different types of girls, but both guys seem to be on a mission. Phone Post

Listen, Bruce Buffer might talk the talk, but if that guy is getting high end tail on a regular basis, I need to re-evaluate everything I know about life in general.

That latest endevour where he's spouting off is just him creating an image or public persona more than anything.
4/30/13 9:51 AM
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Buffer probably just buys lots of high end escorts.
4/30/13 9:55 AM
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kos

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And chuck is another contender Phone Post 3.0
I saw Kos a few weeks ago in Fresno with a young hottie. Phone Post 3.0
4/30/13 9:57 AM
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4/30/13 9:58 AM
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Weren't the Diaz bros tag teaming Rousey? Phone Post 3.0
4/30/13 9:58 AM
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GSP

Faber

and

Chack

End of thread....
4/30/13 10:05 AM
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Rampage and mayhem miller are notorious for the Asian putang, two at a time walking around like pimps in fur coats.
There both wild men Phone Post 3.0
4/30/13 10:15 AM
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Damn son! Phone Post 3.0
4/30/13 10:17 AM
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random_muppett - Huerta. Surely Huerta.

I mean I'm as straight as they come and I'd let that guy fuck me. Damn he's fine. Phone Post 3.0
Sat in work, laughing my ass off at this Phone Post 3.0
4/30/13 10:27 AM
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Laziest 'couldn't think of good looking mma fighter names to google and fap to' guy ever. Phone Post 3.0
4/30/13 10:48 AM
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