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5/1/13 2:02 AM
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JeffersonDArcyChoke
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Colboyo - Brazillian fighters that live in Brazil is my guess
No.

Urijah Faber IN Brazil is the right answer.

Hell, in Colombia the Donkeys would want to get fucked by him.

I think Vice magazine should take Faber on a butt getting world tour. Phone Post
5/1/13 3:06 AM
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UGCTT_SidRival - I would have to think that GSP would be the initial favorite but I doubt his training schedule leaves much time for smashing vag.

I'm gonna go with Urijah Faber based on what I have heard from friends that live in the Sac area. Hear that town revolves around him.

And throwing out Tom Lawler as the dark horse. Chicks dig funny. And he's fucking hilarious. Phone Post 3.0
If by tang you mean manass, GSP is prob correct. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 3:16 AM
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Travis brown is with this crazy hot fitness model... Jenna Renee... She's a ten Phone Post
5/1/13 3:58 AM
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JeffersonDArcyChoke -  Faber has that awesome confidence.

He doesn't try to be a comedian.

Sadly a lot of fighters could crack awful jokes and fans would tell them how hilarious they are.

Which is why Torres felt empowered to quote a Workaholics rape van joke on his Twitter.

Faber doesn't try to be the funny guy or the loudest guy or any of that.

Which means he has scary confidence and no need for guys to tell him how cool/funny/awesome he is.

Faber is so quietly calm and cool without telling you he is a bad ass or going for Twitter funny that it tells me he owns a room he walks into and lacks short man complex to boot. Phone Post

 

So what your saying is you want to get t-boned by Faber?

You honestly went way too far in describing him, more than a man should describe another man. One sentence max allowed. If you're a girl I forgive

 


LOL Lost it at this, so funny.

The question is what UFC fighter does the best with women and not explain which UFC fighter you want to fuck and why.

Cruz is better looking anyway homie.


No homo.





Maybe a little.

5/1/13 5:27 AM
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5/1/13 5:32 AM
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Mo rides all day ladies. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 5:59 AM
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5/1/13 6:12 AM
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LucasBTiger - It's hard not read this like "who would you nohomofuck?"

That being said, Cockhold. Wait, what? Phone Post 3.0

VTFU

5/1/13 6:34 AM
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5/1/13 7:38 AM
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88samurai88 - Thiago alves
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Cant believe no one said RAMpage guy has had more sex with asians than a hello kitty vibrator.. Phone Post 3.0
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5/1/13 7:50 AM
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Rogan talked about chuck being a pussy magnet in his prime. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 8:22 AM
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5/1/13 9:23 AM
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kongo no doubt.

rampage mentioned once that went he went out to clubs with kongo, girls would ignore him to be with kongo, and rogan once confirmed he has the BBC (as expected)...and he has a french accent, and he is tall
5/1/13 10:04 AM
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5/1/13 10:08 AM
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5/1/13 12:15 PM
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gatt33 - kongo no doubt.

rampage mentioned once that went he went out to clubs with kongo, girls would ignore him to be with kongo, and rogan once confirmed he has the BBC (as expected)...and he has a french accent, and he is tall
Wait wut?!?!? How does rogan know Kongo has a BBC ??? Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 12:20 PM
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5/1/13 12:43 PM
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Chuck was a clunge magnet back in his prime.


TBF He probably sinks more hoes than the Titanic.
5/1/13 1:07 PM
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I heard Tim Sylvia is quite the playa.

5/1/13 1:47 PM
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Pettis is on his way up probably. Phone Post 3.0
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5/1/13 3:55 PM
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5/1/13 6:00 PM
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gatt33 - kongo no doubt.

rampage mentioned once that went he went out to clubs with kongo, girls would ignore him to be with kongo, and rogan once confirmed he has the BBC (as expected)...and he has a french accent, and he is tall
Wait wut?!?!? How does rogan know Kongo has a BBC ??? Phone Post 3.0
Kongo told him because
Joe always talks about getting raped by a big black Kongo looking guy with a two foot long dick in jail and how you couldn't stop it. So Kongo saw him and said yeah it
Is big and showed him the spot
On his thigh where
It
Reaches. Phone Post 3.0
He must feel that all other dicks are inferior. Why he always kicks everyone in theirs. Phone Post 3.0

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