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5/1/13 12:21 PM
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JeffersonDArcyChoke - Faber has that awesome confidence.

He doesn't try to be a comedian.

Sadly a lot of fighters could crack awful jokes and fans would tell them how hilarious they are.

Which is why Torres felt empowered to quote a Workaholics rape van joke on his Twitter.

Faber doesn't try to be the funny guy or the loudest guy or any of that.

Which means he has scary confidence and no need for guys to tell him how cool/funny/awesome he is.

Faber is so quietly calm and cool without telling you he is a bad ass or going for Twitter funny that it tells me he owns a room he walks into and lacks short man complex to boot. Phone Post
I bet you know what his cock smells like too...lol Phone Post
5/1/13 12:43 PM
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Chuck was a clunge magnet back in his prime.


TBF He probably sinks more hoes than the Titanic.
5/1/13 1:07 PM
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I heard Tim Sylvia is quite the playa.

5/1/13 1:47 PM
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Pettis is on his way up probably. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 2:08 PM
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2xAA - JOE SON

5/1/13 3:32 PM
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TightTriangle - Kim Winslow Phone Post 3.0

5/1/13 3:55 PM
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5/1/13 4:14 PM
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When I went to Montreal the strippers told me GSP would come to the clubs with his friends, drink water and leave at like 10pm with couple of black chicks all the time. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 4:16 PM
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Tat2tillidie -
gatt33 - kongo no doubt.

rampage mentioned once that went he went out to clubs with kongo, girls would ignore him to be with kongo, and rogan once confirmed he has the BBC (as expected)...and he has a french accent, and he is tall
Wait wut?!?!? How does rogan know Kongo has a BBC ??? Phone Post 3.0
Kongo told him because
Joe always talks about getting raped by a big black Kongo looking guy with a two foot long dick in jail and how you couldn't stop it. So Kongo saw him and said yeah it
Is big and showed him the spot
On his thigh where
It
Reaches. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 4:19 PM
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5/1/13 6:00 PM
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letsgobois -
Tat2tillidie -
gatt33 - kongo no doubt.

rampage mentioned once that went he went out to clubs with kongo, girls would ignore him to be with kongo, and rogan once confirmed he has the BBC (as expected)...and he has a french accent, and he is tall
Wait wut?!?!? How does rogan know Kongo has a BBC ??? Phone Post 3.0
Kongo told him because
Joe always talks about getting raped by a big black Kongo looking guy with a two foot long dick in jail and how you couldn't stop it. So Kongo saw him and said yeah it
Is big and showed him the spot
On his thigh where
It
Reaches. Phone Post 3.0
He must feel that all other dicks are inferior. Why he always kicks everyone in theirs. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 6:06 PM
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5/1/13 7:08 PM
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GSP? The fuck? Am I missing something here or does Tang mean "big shaved cock" now? Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 7:11 PM
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Fabricio Werdum.

That fight vs. Alistair. That's the most pussy I've ever seen.
5/1/13 7:40 PM
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JeffersonDArcyChoke -  Faber has that awesome confidence.

He doesn't try to be a comedian.

Sadly a lot of fighters could crack awful jokes and fans would tell them how hilarious they are.

Which is why Torres felt empowered to quote a Workaholics rape van joke on his Twitter.

Faber doesn't try to be the funny guy or the loudest guy or any of that.

Which means he has scary confidence and no need for guys to tell him how cool/funny/awesome he is.

Faber is so quietly calm and cool without telling you he is a bad ass or going for Twitter funny that it tells me he owns a room he walks into and lacks short man complex to boot. Phone Post

 

So what your saying is you want to get t-boned by Faber?

You honestly went way too far in describing him, more than a man should describe another man. One sentence max allowed. If you're a girl I forgive

 

My thoughts exactly. Seemed like he fell into a homo trance while posting but kept typing Phone Post 3.0

I wonder if that is the same trance Master Thong goes into?
5/1/13 7:41 PM
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Belfort has probably fucked most of Rio's female population
5/1/13 8:07 PM
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Kentpaul - Belfort has probably fucked most of Rio's female population

well that proves he really IS a born-again cristian
5/1/13 8:34 PM
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5/1/13 8:41 PM
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5/1/13 9:03 PM
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Jack Brown -  Josh Barnett or Bruce Buffer, totally different types of girls, but both guys seem to be on a mission. Phone Post

Listen, Bruce Buffer might talk the talk, but if that guy is getting high end tail on a regular basis, I need to re-evaluate everything I know about life in general.

That latest endevour where he's spouting off is just him creating an image or public persona more than anything.
I was at a after party after UFC 127 and can confirm that Bruce Buffer is not talking it up....I was super surprised by what I saw Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 9:37 PM
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This thread seems like you guys are just listing who you think is the hottest fighter. I'm out. Phone Post
5/1/13 10:38 PM
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JeffersonDArcyChoke - Faber has that awesome confidence.

He doesn't try to be a comedian.

Sadly a lot of fighters could crack awful jokes and fans would tell them how hilarious they are.

Which is why Torres felt empowered to quote a Workaholics rape van joke on his Twitter.

Faber doesn't try to be the funny guy or the loudest guy or any of that.

Which means he has scary confidence and no need for guys to tell him how cool/funny/awesome he is.

Faber is so quietly calm and cool without telling you he is a bad ass or going for Twitter funny that it tells me he owns a room he walks into and lacks short man complex to boot. Phone Post
Dude....wtf????

LOL Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 11:22 PM
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TightTriangle - Kim Winslow Phone Post 3.0


LOL
5/2/13 12:46 PM
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Kimbos Lice -  This thread seems like you guys are just listing who you think is the hottest fighter. I'm out. Phone Post

No way bro.. 

 

This thread is us just listing who we think the hottest fighter is lol

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&thread=2165008&page=1

5/2/13 6:46 PM
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UGCTT_SidRival -
Kimbos Lice -  This thread seems like you guys are just listing who you think is the hottest fighter. I'm out. Phone Post

No way bro.. 

 

This thread is us just listing who we think the hottest fighter is lol

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&thread=2165008&page=1

Wow!
You guys are insane! Phone Post

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