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5/1/13 5:53 AM
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Nakedwelshman
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I run a store where we sell preowned DVDs, and earlier this week a kid (MAYBE 6 but probably younger) was shopping with his batty old granny who honestly couldn't see more than 3ft in front of her face nevermind judge if a DVD is suitable for little Timmy or not.

After I had to explain that even though it had a Clown on the cover "Four Lions" wasnt suitable for her grandson she went away and came back with a UFC DVD (I can't remember the number but it was the event with Chuck/Randy and Eastman's "Goat Vagina")

As I'm running it through the little boy says

"I love that, does that one have Rey Mysterio in it?"

I tried explaining that this isn't fake WWE stuff and anything he sees on here is real and it's real fighting but she waved me off saying its fine.

This morning they came back in, apparently he's watched it 100x since she bought it, he's been shadow boxing and they want more. Then the kid said something so awesome I wanted to fist bump him there on the spot.

"It's brilliant, my favourite one is the man with a booby missing"

Possibly the best description of Tre Telligman, ever.

FRAT: A Parenting Fail may have just spawned a future GOAT :) Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 6:28 AM
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Nakedwelshman
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Mods can you sticky this for "I told you so" purposes in about 2028 :) Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 7:30 AM
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20 years from now someone will be winning TUF saying

"MMA saved my life. Well, MMA and pre-owned DVDs"

You will just know. Nothing needs to be said. Just a smug nod to the TV.
5/1/13 7:44 AM
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5/1/13 8:42 AM
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Haha that's awesome man. I got into mma the same way renting dvds from blockbuster. He already knows more than my friends if he can even say "tra telligman" Phone Post
5/1/13 8:44 AM
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He's either going to be the next phenom, or the next American Psycho.

Bet this is how he lets his grandmother know he needs more DVD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4mlPxVWUk Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 9:38 AM
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The UnderGround, Mayor

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5/1/13 9:51 AM
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Rogan I'd like to thank the man  @ the movie store an the man with 1 boobie for helping achieve my dream Phone Post 3.0

5/1/13 10:21 AM
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Nakedwelshman
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If the next I see him he's wearing a Jaco shirt I might just cry.... Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 10:28 AM
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Haha, nice. It's always cool to see young kids into MMA. Phone Post
5/1/13 10:55 AM
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Bin6h4m - He's either going to be the next phenom, or the next American Psycho.

Bet this is how he lets his grandmother know he needs more DVD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4mlPxVWUk Phone Post 3.0

Watching DVDs?

Next MegaColossus, IMO
5/1/13 12:11 PM
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Awesome to see kids get involved with the sport , better than him watching ( Get Rich Or Die Trying ) I like that movie :)


He will learn respect and honor and a great self defense arsenal at the least ...


TTT for a ( Future Legend ) Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 12:17 PM
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I know this boy.

Because this boy grew up to be...me. Thank you for teh DVd, my grandama, she is no longer suffer from bad vision! She dead. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 12:26 PM
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Great story

5/1/13 12:33 PM
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That's awesome, please update if he comes back in Phone Post
5/1/13 1:36 PM
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Lol in Phone Post
5/1/13 1:47 PM
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Latest I heard is that he is training Bellator & already becoming an animal with a attitude in the dojo.

5/1/13 1:55 PM
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Great story. Voted up! Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 2:13 PM
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yellow wrkahlc - I know this boy.

Because this boy grew up to be...me. Thank you for teh DVd, my grandama, she is no longer suffer from bad vision! She dead. Phone Post 3.0

Holy shit! Sorry about your grandma breh.

PS: Four Lions is a great fucking film. At times hysterically funny. 100% recommended. Chris Morris is a comedy genius.
5/1/13 3:28 PM
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Feed him Bones Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 3:38 PM
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Haha too cool!
5/1/13 7:58 PM
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Mark Hunts Pet Monkey
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Reminds me of the first time I saw UFC on a crappy VHS tape at a buddy's house. Must have been '94 or '95. It was so intense and violent I was not sure how I felt about it.

Then for a decade I totally lost track of what would become known as MMA...

Then around '06 or so my sparring buddy got me back into it. Been hooked ever since. Good Times. Phone Post 3.0
5/1/13 8:08 PM
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And that old lady drove him there? Phone Post
5/3/13 6:19 PM
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Any update ? Wondering what he rented next lol Phone Post 3.0
5/3/13 6:50 PM
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Nakedwelshman
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Sorry guys, had an audit in work so its been fucking mental

YES, he did come back a third time. and the fucking kid knows his stuff lol

We were talking about how "naughty" Sims was for stomping on Mir's head

(this kid must have memorised Goldie by now hes watched it so much lol)

I've offered to keep an eye out for any more MMA DVDS that come in and keep them to one side for him and his face lit up like christmas so we'll see how it goes after the bank holiday


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