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5/4/13 7:49 AM
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Fraser_Finlay
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Bwahahahahaha! That was awesomely ridiculous. Phone Post 3.0
5/4/13 9:00 AM
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What a load of shit. His pauses were really awkward.
5/4/13 11:55 AM
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TeamRenzo - What a load of shit. His pauses were really awkward.

indeed his pauses were like eli porter

 

does he know a bjj guy could eye gouge him too, and would probably be in the top position?

5/4/13 10:11 PM
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ranier wolfcastle -
TeamRenzo - What a load of shit. His pauses were really awkward.

indeed his pauses were like eli porter

 

does he know a bjj guy could eye gouge him too, and would probably be in the top position?

Nope. BJJers just lie on their backs like a whore on prom night. Locking my feet is BJJ, right? Phone Post 3.0
5/4/13 10:48 PM
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Holy crap . . .

I'm never not amazed that these people still exist.

Has nobody told him that merely having BJJ training doesn't mean you pull guard in a street fight?

Hate to break it to him, but while guard is no doubt the best of the bottom positions, it's not where you choose to go. He's much more likely to end up having to deal with somebody's top game.

And even assuming he ends up in somebody's guard, he obviously hasn't sought anybody out to show him what a good, active guard actually feels like. Stabbing the guy could work, but the other stuff ain't happening.

The guy really is just a sad dork, but it really does bother me that he no doubt has access to many BJJ schools in Baltimore where he could go and spend a little time in an upper belt's guard. Even he has to know--deep down--that this is really what he should do if he wants to claim that he can overcome a good guard. Phone Post 3.0
5/4/13 11:00 PM
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lol

the funny thing about all these fighting dirty against BJJ tactics is they never seem to take into account that the BJJ practitioner can fight dirty too and most likely be more effective at it
5/5/13 12:00 AM
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In a steet fight the first thing I'm going to do is poke that old idiot as hard as I can in the eyes and do out him on his ass. I've never met a BJJ instructor that tells you to pull guard in a self defense situation as your first move lol. Phone Post 3.0
5/5/13 12:01 AM
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Holy shit my grammar sucks, I meant put him on his ass lol. Fuckin phone Phone Post 3.0
5/5/13 12:17 AM
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Crack and TMA don't mix there master knobhead

5/5/13 12:25 AM
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seems legit.
5/5/13 12:33 AM
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First thing I know I do in a street fight is pull guard...unless of course the fucker is too far away...then I just sit down and butt scoot towards him. I hope none of the guys imma gonna fight see this. I'm liable to get karate chopped and stabbed! Fuuuck. Phone Post 3.0
5/5/13 12:35 AM
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buddie - seems legit.
For a crack head Phone Post 3.0
5/5/13 1:09 AM
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Jacinto - lol

the funny thing about all these fighting dirty against BJJ tactics is they never seem to take into account that the BJJ practitioner can fight dirty too and most likely be more effective at it

This. Dude wants to make his students feel better about not kowing how to grapple. BJJ is a sport but if you know BJJ you will have the upper hand against someone who doesnt when the time comes and you have to fight dirty or use a knife. The general theory being that the better you know your body and the positions you may end up in while in a fight the better you will do. MMA is the result of that theory.

dog brothers 'die less often' is a good place to go for knife defense btw.
5/6/13 4:23 PM
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Huey Freeman - I'm a bjj and kickboxing practitioner, started with boxing as a child,

But

Kempo can definitely be effective, ask chuck Liddell, or is he a tma fag?

True the arts we use in mma are the most effective but its silly to discount some of the old ways, and disrespectful to our roots.

That said this guy is deluded, but not all kempo guys are like that. Phone Post 3.0
We know. We're making fun of the village idiot not kempo. Although Kempo knife is my new favorite phrase. Phone Post 3.0
5/6/13 4:44 PM
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With his amazing wrestling, I can only assume, he has been in these positions with BJJ masters in the past. His offensive knowledge of attacks in the legendary stationary BJJ guard are mind bottling. Actually, I'd bet dollars to donuts that he's quite proficient with a bottle also.

I should ask him how many BJJers he had to decimate in order to learn these secrets. Perhaps, he's a natural. Quite possibly, THE NATURAL!!! Randy Couture, Robert Redford, Rick Flare...it's time to find a new name. Phone Post 3.0
5/6/13 4:54 PM
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He goes to gouge my eyes I wrist control his hands,

he goes for knees I sweep. "He has literally no defense but to stand up"

If he threw sloppy punches like that there would be an arm bar following Phone Post
5/6/13 6:50 PM
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I worry about these kinds of guys teaching women's defense. While an eye gouge or bite might be effective, it also raises the rules of engagement. If you are in a fight for your life, you do whatever you can, but otherwise trying to gouge at an eye will most likely get you gouged right back especially if you are in a compromised position.

I remember seeing a fight where the guy on the bottom tried headbutting the guy on top...which then gave the guy on top the idea to headbutt back. Whoops.
5/6/13 6:51 PM
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Huey Freeman -
andyman011 - He goes to gouge my eyes I wrist control his hands,

he goes for knees I sweep. "He has literally no defense but to stand up"

If he threw sloppy punches like that there would be an arm bar following Phone Post
Sometimes you people are as deluded as the tma crazies.

He does this....

I just do this

He does that....

I just do that.

You should buy yourself a kempo knife. Phone Post 3.0
My Kempo knife is half serrated. I just never know when I might have to cut my Kempo rope Phone Post 3.0
5/6/13 6:57 PM
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duckhuntgangsta -

This guy is a quote machine

"Boston is covered in glass and used condoms"

"BJJ...is a good way to get hep"

"reach around, find a finger, break that thing...no one will fight with a broken finger"

"Always carry a knife...a kempo knife"

He literally only really said one of those things Phone Post 3.0
5/6/13 7:01 PM
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Huey Freeman -
andyman011 - He goes to gouge my eyes I wrist control his hands,

he goes for knees I sweep. "He has literally no defense but to stand up"

If he threw sloppy punches like that there would be an arm bar following Phone Post
Sometimes you people are as deluded as the tma crazies.

He does this....

I just do this

He does that....

I just do that.

You should buy yourself a kempo knife. Phone Post 3.0
LOL
They make it sound so easy Phone Post 3.0
5/6/13 9:06 PM
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MasterofMartialArts - 
duckhuntgangsta -

This guy is a quote machine

"Boston is covered in glass and used condoms"

"BJJ...is a good way to get hep"

"reach around, find a finger, break that thing...no one will fight with a broken finger"

"Always carry a knife...a kempo knife"

He literally only really said one of those things Phone Post 3.0

Which one? I didn't watch the video

5/7/13 12:14 AM
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MasterofMartialArts -
Huey Freeman -
andyman011 - He goes to gouge my eyes I wrist control his hands,

he goes for knees I sweep. "He has literally no defense but to stand up"

If he threw sloppy punches like that there would be an arm bar following Phone Post
Sometimes you people are as deluded as the tma crazies.

He does this....

I just do this

He does that....

I just do that.

You should buy yourself a kempo knife. Phone Post 3.0
LOL
They make it sound so easy Phone Post 3.0
It really wouldn't be that hard. One unarmed opponent who has very limited grappling and is willing to give up sweeps for attacks. He would get flipped into mount the second he went to punch or knee. With a knife different story Phone Post
5/7/13 8:59 AM
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So if you have a kempo knife, and the guy from the other thread has his $3.50 dollar store knife, who wins?
5/7/13 9:14 AM
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andyman011 -  He goes to gouge my eyes I wrist control his hands,

he goes for knees I sweep. "He has literally no defense but to stand up"

If he threw sloppy punches like that there would be an arm bar following Phone Post

haha this is so funny - "He LITERALLY has no defense but to stand up".

Off the top of my head:
1. Scissor sweep
2. Arm drag to the back
3. Overhook to Armlock
4. Overhook to triangle
5. Wrist locks
6. Underhook, to butterfly sweep
7. Omoplata
8. Hip bump sweep

What a fucking nerd - we are talking about this guy in that other thread too - its on the main page the last few days. I think its called "Dojo storm thread" or something.

PEACE
5/7/13 9:23 AM
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RearNakedToke - Holy shit my grammar sucks, I meant put him on his ass lol. Fuckin phone Phone Post 3.0

I was wondering...first time it sounded ghey.

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