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5/19/13 8:46 AM
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It was a really weird situation. I'm in Rio and this guy approached my girlfriend as I was dancing with her and I just continued to dance with her and brushed him off. He later comes up to me and tells me to never do that to him again because he is a BJJ BB.

Apparently...

Is a Gracie BB
Trains at Gracie Barra
His cousin is Joe Moreira
His professor is Marcelo with a nickname of monkey. He couldn't come up with his full name
His name was Juey or Huey
Looked around 5'9" 260lbs or so

First, wth? Second, how do you deal with these kinds of clowns and just humiliate them? Third... with my luck he probably is really a Gracie BB haha
5/19/13 8:50 AM
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Just stay cool and say "Ok man, no problem. It's all good." and leave it at that. The guy is obviously a dick. Just have fun with ur girlfriend.
5/19/13 8:56 AM
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huni - Just stay cool and say "Ok man, no problem. It's all good." and leave it at that. The guy is obviously a dick. Just have fun with ur girlfriend.

Definitely the smartest choice... but is it the most fun and immature choice though?
5/19/13 9:25 AM
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Just tell him your a wrestler with great boxing

He'll run a mile ;)
5/19/13 9:47 AM
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That's awesome, I really love BJJ. Could I come to your gym sometime and train?
5/19/13 9:50 AM
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Ask if he's bullet proof. Phone Post 3.0
5/19/13 4:01 PM
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Well since you were in a foreign country you take a chance fighting in a bar because you don't know the laws there. However if this would have taken place here in the U.S. I would have told him "I don't give a fuck." Personally I think it a stupid thing to tell someone they better watch out because I am a black belt in BJJ.
5/19/13 5:17 PM
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Suck his balls. It's the only way Phone Post 3.0
5/19/13 6:57 PM
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Tell him you're friends with Terere.
5/19/13 7:22 PM
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Tell him to stop cheating on his wife and his girlfriend !
5/19/13 9:03 PM
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Sit on your butt and challenge him to a match Phone Post 3.0
5/19/13 9:19 PM
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Going to foreign countries and fighting the locals sounds like a great idea, godspeed.
5/19/13 9:58 PM
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Do you think maybe you violated some social mores or something... ?

Like in some places it's actually considered rude not to let someone cut-in while dancing. I don't know about Brazil, but I wonder if that was the issue from his perspective?
5/19/13 10:29 PM
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shen - Do you think maybe you violated some social mores or something... ?

Like in some places it's actually considered rude not to let someone cut-in while dancing. I don't know about Brazil, but I wonder if that was the issue from his perspective?

in some countries, on a couples wedding night it is customary to let the whole village fuck the wife before the husband does.

moves and never gets married

5/19/13 11:39 PM
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shen - Do you think maybe you violated some social mores or something... ?

Like in some places it's actually considered rude not to let someone cut-in while dancing. I don't know about Brazil, but I wonder if that was the issue from his perspective?

in some countries, on a couples wedding night it is customary to let the whole village fuck the wife before the husband does.

LOL at comment/screen name.
5/20/13 12:49 AM
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Truemanc3 - Just tell him your a wrestler with great boxing

He'll run a mile ;)
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5/20/13 1:17 AM
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You're possibly about to fight and he gives you his resume, family members, nickname, etc? Phone Post
5/20/13 3:59 AM
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Punch him in the face four times. Now he's a white belt. Problem solved.

5/20/13 9:03 AM
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shen - Do you think maybe you violated some social mores or something... ?

Like in some places it's actually considered rude not to let someone cut-in while dancing. I don't know about Brazil, but I wonder if that was the issue from his perspective?

in some countries, on a couples wedding night it is customary to let the whole village fuck the wife before the husband does.

I'm pretty sure that's a universal custom.
5/20/13 9:28 AM
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5/20/13 1:45 PM
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shen - Do you think maybe you violated some social mores or something... ?

Like in some places it's actually considered rude not to let someone cut-in while dancing. I don't know about Brazil, but I wonder if that was the issue from his perspective?

in some countries, on a couples wedding night it is customary to let the whole village fuck the wife before the husband does.

I'm pretty sure that's a universal custom.

Yeah, everyone had already fucked my wife before I married her.
5/20/13 1:53 PM
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Pull guard, see what he's got. Phone Post 3.0
5/20/13 8:13 PM
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man when i was in rio seem liked every time i danced with a girl it pissed off someone there. got so bad that i ended up on the 2nd page of O'Dia News paper with the title Yankee Conquistador over my head.

Guys down there dont want to see you getting any. no matter how much of it is around
5/21/13 1:51 AM
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JoeHurley -  You're possibly about to fight and he gives you his resume, family members, nickname, etc? Phone Post

haha it seemed like that but I asked him some more to see if he was bulshitting and then realized he was clearly a maniac.

I like the Terere comment too! Next time I'll tell them my cousin is Rickson.
5/21/13 1:53 AM
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On the Mat - man when i was in rio seem liked every time i danced with a girl it pissed off someone there. got so bad that i ended up on the 2nd page of O'Dia News paper with the title Yankee Conquistador over my head.

Guys down there dont want to see you getting any. no matter how much of it is around

Yeah what? The guys get pissed at me after they approach my girl? Bizarre haha

Do they not realize I am a BJJ brown belt? ;)

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