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6/16/13 1:29 PM
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I've always loved the screwy triangles that occur in MMA like:

- Roy demolishes Struve
- Struve handles Miocic
- Miocic handles Roy

So let's list as many as we can remember/find!
6/16/13 1:31 PM
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Hendo beats Bisping
Rashad beats Hendo
Bisping beat Rashad (he was robbed)
6/16/13 1:31 PM
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Frobenius - Hendo beats Bisping
Rashad beats Hendo
Bisping beat Rashad (he was robbed)

Not bad 2nd entry...

6/16/13 1:32 PM
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Hamill beats Jones
Rampage beats Hamill
Jones beats Rampage Phone Post
6/16/13 1:34 PM
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MMAhaiku -  Hamill beats Jones
Rampage beats Hamill
Jones beats Rampage Phone Post

NO

Sorry, but Hammill was fucking OBILTERATED by Jones and it should have been a TKO since his shoulder injury made him unable to fight and not the couple of illegal elbows. Terrible reffing and incredibly stupid rules...

6/16/13 1:36 PM
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MMAhaiku -  Hamill beats Jones
Rampage beats Hamill
Jones beats Rampage Phone Post

NO

Sorry, but Hammill was fucking OBILTERATED by Jones and it should have been a TKO since his shoulder injury made him unable to fight and not the couple of illegal elbows. Terrible reffing and incredibly stupid rules...

I think that was the joke lol Phone Post
6/16/13 1:37 PM
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MMAhaiku -  Hamill beats Jones
Rampage beats Hamill
Jones beats Rampage Phone Post

NO

Sorry, but Hammill was fucking OBILTERATED by Jones and it should have been a TKO since his shoulder injury made him unable to fight and not the couple of illegal elbows. Terrible reffing and incredibly stupid rules...

I think that was the joke lol Phone Post

Man, the internets and sarcasm just don't mix!

6/16/13 1:38 PM
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Wand > rampage
Rampage > Chuck
Chuck > wand


Penn > Diego
Diego > Diaz
Diaz > Penn


Hendo > Fedor
Fedor > Big Nog
Big Nog > Hendo Phone Post
6/16/13 1:38 PM
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I like these too. Fans always want each fight to just absolutely prove one guy is better but the fight game just doesn't work that way. Phone Post
6/16/13 1:42 PM
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"Styles make fights" Phone Post 3.0
6/16/13 1:48 PM
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Hughes > gsp
Gsp > penn
Penn > Hughes


Arlovski > Werdum
Werdum > Fedor
Fedor > Arlovski Phone Post
6/16/13 1:56 PM
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Marquardt > Maia
Maia > Sonnen
Sonnen > marquardt


Shogun > rampage
Rampage > Hendo
Hendo > Shogun Phone Post
6/16/13 1:57 PM
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Marquardt > Takase

Takase > Anderson

Anderson > Marquardt Phone Post
6/16/13 2:01 PM
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Nogueira taps Hendo, Fedor dominates Nogueira, Hendo flatlines Fedor.
6/16/13 3:24 PM
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PyleDrive Me, I Love It Baby
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. Phone Post
6/16/13 3:35 PM
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the record books don't say what happened before the decision, just the end result.

So Hamill > Jones

(legit the first part, second line is obvious sarcasm)
6/16/13 3:39 PM
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Pettis > Bendo
Bendo > Guida
Guida> Pettis Phone Post 3.0
6/16/13 3:39 PM
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Somewhere is the Shields beats Hendo analogy. Phone Post 3.0
6/16/13 3:48 PM
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Barbasol - Somewhere is the Shields beats Hendo analogy. Phone Post 3.0

Don't be so lazy man!

http://www.sherdog.com

6/16/13 3:49 PM
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UGCTT_ScarecrowRio - Pettis > Bendo
Bendo > Guida
Guida> Pettis Phone Post 3.0

I'd go with this except Clay didn't beat Pettis. He made sweet love to his legs for 15 mins...........

6/16/13 3:55 PM
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Here's a good one from early on that happened twice...


Dennis Hallman > Matt Hughes x2

Frank Trigg > Dennis Hallman x2

Matt Hughes > Frank Trigg x2
6/16/13 4:08 PM
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UGCTT_ScarecrowRio - Pettis > Bendo
Bendo > Guida
Guida> Pettis Phone Post 3.0

I'd go with this except Clay didn't beat Pettis. He made sweet love to his legs for 15 mins...........

Oh I agree. Phone Post 3.0
6/16/13 5:01 PM
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mir beat lesnar
carwin beat mir
lesnar beat carwin
6/16/13 5:12 PM
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McCorkle beat Hunt
Hunt beat Struve
Struve beat McCorkle
6/16/13 6:10 PM
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Story>Hendricks
Kampmann>Story
Hendricks>Kampmann

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