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6/17/13 4:26 PM
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So my sister goes to the lake with her friends this weekend and texts me that she's hanging out with a UFC fighter, and that he just saved a girls life... Very curious I asked who and what happened and it turns out it was Dave.

The story (which still isn't entirely clear to me but Ill just go with what I was told) was that a very drunk girl somehow went down a water slide and got a bucket caught around her neck? My sis said she turned blue real quick and went unconscious and that no one around could lift her out/help her and that's when Dave apparently jumped in to the rescue. Only briefly talked to her about it so I'm a little short on other details but I'm sure I'll here more next time we talk.

Anyway, thought I'd share that as I'm not sure if it would have made it on here another way. I personally wasn't there so no pics, vote me down. Phone Post
6/17/13 4:30 PM
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OGT - So my sister goes to the lake with her friends this weekend and texts me that she's hanging out with a UFC fighter, and that he just saved a girls life... Very curious I asked who and what happened and it turns out it was Dave.

The story (which still isn't entirely clear to me but Ill just go with what I was told) was that a very drunk girl somehow went down a water slide and got a bucket caught around her neck? My sis said she turned blue real quick and went unconscious and that no one around could lift her out/help her and that's when Dave apparently jumped in to the rescue. Only briefly talked to her about it so I'm a little short on other details but I'm sure I'll here more next time we talk.

Anyway, thought I'd share that as I'm not sure if it would have made it on here another way. I personally wasn't there so no pics, vote me down. Phone Post
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6/17/13 4:33 PM
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Lets see Phone Post 3.0
6/17/13 4:34 PM
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UFC better not cut Herman for this!!!!

6/17/13 4:34 PM
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RobinVanRooney - In for epic thread Phone Post 3.0
In for super heroes who smoke weed. This just sounds, as you said. Epic. Phone Post 3.0
6/17/13 4:37 PM
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playing Herb Deans game - Did he hit ur sister? Phone Post 3.0
Not to my knowledge, if he did then I'd....well....nothing. Phone Post
6/17/13 4:38 PM
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playing Herb Deans game - Did he hit ur sister? Phone Post 3.0
Not to my knowledge, if he did then I'd....well....nothing. Phone Post
I'd try and use jiu jitsu but I know it doesn't work on him Phone Post
6/17/13 4:38 PM
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6/17/13 4:40 PM
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Ttt for Herman Phone Post 3.0
6/17/13 4:45 PM
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6/17/13 4:47 PM
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6/17/13 4:48 PM
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we'll let you just post pics of sister, and the blue girl as well please.

6/17/13 4:50 PM
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well done Dave! 

6/17/13 4:52 PM
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this could possibly make the FRONT PAGE UG NEWS!

6/17/13 4:54 PM
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Can we get some pics of your sister and her girlfriends frolicking at the lake? Phone Post
6/17/13 5:02 PM
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Cool!

Bucket jitsu is no match for Dave.

6/17/13 5:10 PM
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Fuck Buckets

6/17/13 5:17 PM
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Bucket around the neck is actually a sexual position

6/17/13 5:34 PM
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Forgot to mention, I asked if he was smoking at all and she said no and that he only had a few beers and that he bought about $200 worth of steak and fed the boat. Said he was a pretty chillin dude.

Hoping to get some clarification on how someone managed to hang herself using a bucket and a water slide. Phone Post
6/17/13 5:39 PM
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OGT -  Forgot to mention, I asked if he was smoking at all and she said no and that he only had a few beers and that he bought about $200 worth of steak and fed the boat. Said he was a pretty chillin dude.

Hoping to get some clarification on how someone managed to hang herself using a bucket and a water slide. Phone Post

don't ask don't tell

6/17/13 5:42 PM
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Sounds like Herman was her man for the job. Phone Post 3.0
6/17/13 5:57 PM
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CroboCop - why didnt you wait until you had all the details?
Don't get to talk to her that often, figured I had the core of the story don't you think?

Knew some would appreciate, and some wouldn't, is what it is. Phone Post
6/17/13 6:55 PM
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6/17/13 7:06 PM
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TTT for pics of Dave Herman banging your sister Phone Post 3.0
6/17/13 7:10 PM
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I replaced "bucket" with McCorkle in this story and found it funnier. Phone Post 3.0

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