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5/20/03 11:09 AM
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andre
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Bryan, It was in Redondo Beach at a friend's gym.
5/20/03 11:29 AM
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Hope your friend is OK.
5/20/03 11:38 AM
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hey andre if i would have known that after training at your friends school i whould have shit talked about me i would have never gone
5/20/03 11:50 AM
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Great stories! Doctor Major is a seriously nice guy. The guy must have been a total idiot to keep pushing the issue. Here's a quick one: After we finally got approval to put the mats down and start training in our church's gym, I show up for class one night to set up. The church secretary (think SUPER straight laced) says "The other, um, teacher is already in the gym." That was news to me. I didn't have an assistant. Most of the lights are off in the gym and I see the outline of this old dude with long, scraggly hair in a (no kidding) black and white Kung-Fu outfit with the wooden buttons and everything doing some type of form. He said he was bringing his nephew to train and he could train me too. Among the typical garbage (growing long nails so he could rip my trachea out; shoving the nose into the brain, etc.) he informed me that Remy Presas introduced him to Bruce Lee, he cornered Chuck Norris in his pro fights, and "Royce" (with the R) Gracie was his instructor. The dude Reeked! of cigarette smoke. I didn't know what to say, I had heard of guys like this, but was totally unprepared for it. He kept interrupting and "helping" me teach class, so I had to ask him to leave.
5/20/03 1:08 PM
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Estan- He was shot in the back. He died right there... Some fucking bullshit.
5/20/03 2:26 PM
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LMAO at the stories. Keep them coming, very entertaining. The Calf Cruncher
5/20/03 2:47 PM
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5/20/03 4:14 PM
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Thats fucked up Chris. I hope his family is coping OK.
5/20/03 5:14 PM
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Sorry Chris. That fucking sucks.
5/20/03 5:20 PM
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That's awful.
5/20/03 6:26 PM
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Mako - Aw, shucks. You're a good man yourself. Good news...my wife is switching from A & M Kingsville to a job at Antonian in SA. So we are moving this summer! No more 800 miles of commuting a week! I'll actually be able to train with ya'll! Looking forward to learning real BJJ. Brennan - you guys are (well, were) my worst nightmare!! Guys that now how to fight like that and WANT to. Jeeeeeeeeezus. Did you ever lose? Did you guys ever carry guns? Don't other people in SoCal carry??!! This thread has taken on a life of its own. I've NEVER seen guys with 17 or 18 thousand posts, and I've been poking around these forums since fighworld and mousel's. More please!
5/20/03 6:33 PM
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Sorry about your friend Chris. doctor major: We didn't carry guns most of the time, they search people at the club we went. I always had a knife with me.If I drove my own car I sometimes used to carry a clock .45 next to my seat. Now days I have a few guns, most of the time a have a small .22 on, just in case.
5/20/03 6:48 PM
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andre
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I used to carry a gun. I think Im going to start again soon. There is someone out there who, I think, wants to kill me.
5/20/03 7:40 PM
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Holy shit westside sorry to hear that man, that is so fuct up. Andre your the nicest guy on the planet, who wants to kill u!?
5/20/03 7:50 PM
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andre
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An old friend of mine who feels I screwed him over. I did, but it was unintentional. I should have it resolved soon though, I hope.
5/20/03 7:51 PM
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Dude, just sort it out asap, i am gonna need another tour guide next time i'm in brazil and i choose U! (coz u know where all the good trannies are) :)
5/20/03 8:07 PM
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mzingano
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Andre, do I know you??? Brasilero?
5/21/03 2:25 AM
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Runinaxsato- Not sure who that was to. Be more specific. I have never carried a gun. If i did I would be in Jail because shitty drivers really piss me off. I have had many pulled on me and was even in a gorup of 9 guys once and 7 got shot. My friend Jeremy and I were the lucky ones. We were definatly a nightmare for ANYONE because you know how guys pick on other guys or try and start shit to look cool when the other guy backs down? Well we never backed down and no one had any idea what they were in for. We really abused the fact that we knew BJJ or Kickboxing, or anything else for that matter. We were just down 100% of the time. Pretty nuts though. I would get an adrenilin rush every night just getting ready to go out. I am very sleepy but I will post a friggin hilarious one early in the AM. Night guys
5/21/03 4:32 AM
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5/21/03 4:57 AM
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sorry to hear about your friend, Chris. RIP
5/21/03 9:44 AM
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"I have never carried a gun" Right on Chris, me either. I learned to fight so I wouldn't need a gun. ;-)
5/21/03 9:57 AM
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On a side note if you ever meet me please ask for one of these live because I tell stories in person 5X's better than on here. I really get in to them (sounds and all).:) Ok, I am in Denver a few years back for the Bas Rutten Invitational. Me, Jenn, and Tracy Hess are in the car on the way to the fight. We are at a traffic light and this car full of people pulls up and the driver looks over and she has piercings all over her face and purple hair. My wife looks over to me and says "Oh my god". The girl in the other car must have heard her and she flicks her cigarette at my face but thank god the window was up just enough for it to bounce off of it and fly up in the air (I was in the passanger seat). So the light turns green and we drive. I called her a bitch and they threw an apple at our car. I am freaking out at this point. I grab a full Coke can and bomb their car. They pull in front of us on a 8 lane high way (4 on each side) and come to a complete stop. We were in the fast lane and there were cars on the right so we couldn't go around. The driver chick gets out and she is about 5'9 160 (pretty big girl). She begins to go to the drivers side of my car (to kick my wifes ass I suppose) so I quickly get out and meet here in the middle of our cars. I tell her to get back in the car and she pushes me in the chest. 2 more girls and one guy got out of the car. I told her to bail and she pushed me again. She was trying to push me in to trafic. Tracy got out of the car and was trying to calm the situation also. After she pushed me about 5 or 6 times I told her if she pushed me again I was going to knock the guy out that they were with. He said FUCK YOU DICK. I have still to this day never hit someone so hard. One right cross that dropped him to his knees and a HUGE uppercut that literaly put him on the trunk of the car from his knees. The chick jumped on my back and started punching me in the eye from the back. She probably hit me 4 or 5 times and Tracy was pulling her off of me. As I yanked her off my back tossing her *lightly* to the ground :) I see the other chick fly by me out of the corner of my eye. She was completely horizontal and blasted in to the trunk of the car. All I saw was Tracy jump up and say "Lets go"!! (I really tell that part great in person) Tracy put her in her place and I proceded to my fight with a swollen 1/2 way shut eye. Pretty friggin crazy. I am not sure if the guy woke up yet but I warned them :)
5/21/03 11:01 AM
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mzingano
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LOL, thats funny Chris. When I went to Brasil in 97' I got in with some chick and knock her out with a elbow, she needed that one. Hey Chris talking about elbows, remember that guy I elbow at the one club in Irvine next to the university.I'm not sure you wore with me. Forgot the name of the place, next to In'n'Out.
5/21/03 11:23 AM
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andre
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MZingano, You probably know me through mutual friends. I'm American...
5/21/03 11:47 AM
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where do you train bro?

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