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7/18/13 2:07 PM
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Pedro Carrasco
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LOL - this is completely terrible I feel bad for my title, but seriously, its funny and I never actually knew that Joe Riggs was such a character until last night...

Here is a crazy ass story he told us on the bjpenn.com radio show: Enjoy!!

*Warning, this story does contain graphic language and content

"There was this one time where we were… in Utah, and we were getting ready for UFC 60.  There was me, John Alessio, Joe Stevenson, Jay Hieron, Mac Danzig, myself, and I think that was it.  We were all packed in training for UFC 60- we were all getting ready for something.


So anyways, this guy, Billy Rush- he passed away- he was there, and he had a girl with him.  This was before I was married.  We were like, ‘Bring the girls over here.’  Anyway, these girls come- all these hot girls- come through and were like, ‘Let’s play spin the bottle.’  Then they all take their shirts off, and I’m like, ‘Oh shit!’  I’m really kind of, I’m a ***** around girls.  I’m kind of a shut-in.  But they all take their shirt[s] off, and anyway, and it goes to Joe Stevenson, and they dare him to- I shouldn’t say this, this is bad!- they dare him to take his pants off.  And he took his pants off, and he had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man in my life.  Joe had the biggest, serbian bush and this little turtle… My son is a five-year old, and he has the same size dick as Joe Stevenson.  And I was like, ‘Good God, man!  How do you get your wife off with that little bastard?’


But anyways, he took his pants off, and the ladies were aghast with that little ****.  But anyways, Jay Hieron was next, and Jay takes his pants off, and he’s got a ****ing anaconda **** all the way down to his knees.  I’m like, ‘God damnit, this ****ing ashy dick hanging down.’  So I was like, ‘Ah, ****!’  So anyways it goes to me, they’re like, ‘Joe, take your pants off,’ and I was like, ‘No, no, I’ll be the good one.’  So it goes to John Alessio, and he has an... More HERE"

 

http://www.bjpenn.com/exclusive-joe-riggs-dishes-on-other-fighters-members-who-has-the-smallest-find-out-here-bjpenn-com-radio/

7/18/13 2:09 PM
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bahahaha I know soo wrong. I feel bad too but I seriously can not stop laughing!

 

7/18/13 2:11 PM
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bahahaha I know soo wrong. I feel bad too but I seriously can not stop laughing!

 


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7/18/13 2:34 PM
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Great way to represent your site...

 

I laughed.

7/18/13 2:39 PM
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maybe it grows into a beast. 

7/18/13 2:42 PM
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Hahaha bet it was Alessio lapping up to the prostitute pussay. Phone Post
7/18/13 2:45 PM
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That is a great interview! Phone Post 3.0
7/18/13 2:48 PM
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hahha. I'll admit, i don't have much to look at myself, but when it grows, it just slightly above average. 

He's probably just a grower not a show-er!

7/18/13 2:59 PM
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As the greatest social commentator of our time Larry David taught us, it is unfair to judge a man when he is flaccid.
7/18/13 3:00 PM
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hahha. I'll admit, i don't have much to look at myself, but when it grows, it just slightly above average. 

He's probably just a grower not a show-er!

Your patented really fuckface would fit here. We don't care about your Wang.
Though i know exactly how you feel.

Wait. Fuck! Phone Post 3.0
7/18/13 3:26 PM
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Rambo John J - Biggest badass on my State championship football team had a baby sized wang.
Guy was 6-2 200lbs fast as a bullet, hit like 2 mack trucks and possesed a comically small wang.
Built like hercules with the dick of david.
was so Brutal
"Built like Hercules but with the dick of David" just go VTFU. Thanks for the laugh. Phone Post 3.0
7/18/13 3:36 PM
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Can never get enough of that old yarn about David and Hercules
7/18/13 3:36 PM
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****Jason - " hahha. I'll admit, i don't have much to look at myself, but when it grows, it just slightly above average. He's probably just a grower not a show-er! " ****

It seems like most claim to be "slgithly above average" just like everyone claims to have above average intelligence. Yes, it's true. There are no little dicked guys and there are no dumbasses in this world.The whole article is stupid and kinda out of line as long as not everyone gave their approval.
7/18/13 3:37 PM
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Rambo John J - Biggest badass on my State championship football team had a baby sized wang.
Guy was 6-2 200lbs fast as a bullet, hit like 2 mack trucks and possesed a comically small wang.
Built like hercules with the dick of david.
was so Brutal
"Built like Hercules but with the dick of David" just go VTFU. Thanks for the laugh. Phone Post 3.0
Goliath imo. Phone Post
7/18/13 3:37 PM
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Guys, don't worry, this is BJPENN.COM.

Obviously 100% confirmed. Phone Post 3.0
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<~~~ Huge Joe Riggs fan Phone Post
7/18/13 3:38 PM
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Is Joe still married? If so, Riggs and BJ Penn.com are outta line Phone Post 3.0
7/18/13 3:49 PM
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7/18/13 3:51 PM
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maybe it grows into a beast. 


This man has a Joe Daddy penis as well.

I got a nice penis and it's as nature intended, uncircumsized! Oh the orgasms!

 

 

7/18/13 3:54 PM
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Riggs tucked yet he's making fun of others?
7/18/13 4:00 PM
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Trane - Riggs tucked yet he's making fun of others?

And if he really did say this stuff in an interview, he's a piece of shit. You don't break man code and tell private shit that went on with you and the fellas

7/18/13 4:25 PM
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2JupitersTooMany - As the greatest social commentator of our time Larry David taught us, it is unfair to judge a man when he is flaccid.
Guess Joe was in the pool. Phone Post
7/18/13 4:34 PM
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I'm surprised this hasn't made it to the UG news yet. Phone Post 3.0
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Trane - Riggs tucked yet he's making fun of others?

And if he really did say this stuff in an interview, he's a piece of shit. You don't break man code and tell private shit that went on with you and the fellas

I agree. It's in poor taste and I am surprised it's being allowed to be reposted here. I guess the mods don't have a problem with it. No need to ask why fighters are participating less and less here. Phone Post
7/18/13 4:45 PM
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Rambo John J - Biggest badass on my State championship football team had a baby sized wang.
Guy was 6-2 200lbs fast as a bullet, hit like 2 mack trucks and possesed a comically small wang.
Built like hercules with the dick of david.
was so Brutal
How small? Phone Post 3.0

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