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7/19/13 10:20 AM
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In this segment of Ask Men's AskedMen, UFC middleweight champion Chris Weidman talks about:
•His worst job (bleeding in a restaurant).
•His most embarrassing story eva (junk, zipper, ambulance).
•Most important thing you learned from your father? (hard work and love).
•What a man can learn about himself in a fight (truth).
•Why he fights (normal path for a wrestler).

Accoring to a study by the British Association of Urological Surgeons, over 17,000 men and boys went to the ER like Weidman did  for "trouser zip injuries to the genitals."

Did it ever happen to you?

If it hapens in future, the experts in dick stuck in zippers point out that on the bright side, the pain generally prevents people from zipping up too much skin, so reversal of the zipper is generally the surest cure. Like removing a bandage from your arm, moving quickly rather than gingerly will minimize the pain and free the skin. Ice and OTC analgesics can treat the resultant injury. If a good deal of junk has been caught, or there is bleeding or other obvious injury to the area, then get to a doctor.

The bright side of it happening is of course that if you win the UFC middleweight championship, you'll have a really funny story to tell. Outside of that, there is not bright side.


7/19/13 10:27 AM
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Chris Weiner  :P

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I'll get the Something about Mary , Frank and Beans post out the way early

 

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7/19/13 10:30 AM
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7/19/13 11:50 AM
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his brother sayin he had to get his penis cut off Lol, poor guy, n fuck that pic is knarly if it were real ^
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How'd you get the beans above the frank?
7/19/13 12:37 PM
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lol'd hard at his brother telling everyone they had to cut off his penis

7/19/13 1:32 PM
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Joey coco Diaz when he was 8 got his dick caught in his zipper!! Walked around for two full days when it still caught before saying anything to his mother cause he was embarrassed!! Two full days. Holy fucking Jesus Phone Post 3.0
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Ouch poor kenny Phone Post 3.0
7/19/13 2:37 PM
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Why no pics?
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Mojo514 - his brother sayin he had to get his penis cut off Lol, poor guy, n fuck that pic is knarly if it were real ^
Dude have you never seen there's something about Mary?? If not then stop what you're doing right now and go watch it Phone Post 3.0
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Came here just for the obligatory Something About Mary pics, gifs, vids.


Just to add, I dont know how anyone that has ever seen that movie doesnt double and triple check that everything is tucked in when you're ready to zip up. Hell, I freak out when a pube gets caught.
7/19/13 3:56 PM
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Ozzabong - Joey coco Diaz when he was 8 got his dick caught in his zipper!! Walked around for two full days when it still caught before saying anything to his mother cause he was embarrassed!! Two full days. Holy fucking Jesus Phone Post 3.0

His mom didn't think it was weird that he apparently didn't change clothes or bathe for two days straight?
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HexRei -
Ozzabong - Joey coco Diaz when he was 8 got his dick caught in his zipper!! Walked around for two full days when it still caught before saying anything to his mother cause he was embarrassed!! Two full days. Holy fucking Jesus Phone Post 3.0

His mom didn't think it was weird that he apparently didn't change clothes or bathe for two days straight?
Like a fuckin solider!!! Cocksucka Phone Post 3.0
7/19/13 3:59 PM
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Ozzabong - Joey coco Diaz when he was 8 got his dick caught in his zipper!! Walked around for two full days when it still caught before saying anything to his mother cause he was embarrassed!! Two full days. Holy fucking Jesus Phone Post 3.0

His mom didn't think it was weird that he apparently didn't change clothes or bathe for two days straight?
If your serious you tube the story. Phone Post 3.0
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Vid and article work fine for me. Not sure why you fellas are havin issues.
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Kings21 - Vid and article work fine for me. Not sure why you fellas are havin issues.
From your phone Phone Post 3.0
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Ozzabong - Joey coco Diaz when he was 8 got his dick caught in his zipper!! Walked around for two full days when it still caught before saying anything to his mother cause he was embarrassed!! Two full days. Holy fucking Jesus Phone Post 3.0

lmao!


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