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8/21/13 12:08 AM
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Right before you finish yell out "prepare to be rustled!!!!!!"
8/21/13 12:10 AM
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8/21/13 12:10 AM
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8/21/13 12:13 AM
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Jimmy Rustler -

I am actually losing my virginity tomorrow (yeah i know pretty ironic since i made that beta thread a long time ago)..

 

anyway its all planned, the girl is not really eye candy so shes not really that good looking and she could probably lose a few pounds (she isnt overweight, just a bit chubby), and her face is a solid 5/10. but hey its sex. and im not good looking either or fit so its fair. (this is her 3rd time) and I told her i've had sex several times before which is not true lol.

ive seen enough porn to not be nervous about this, its not like im going in there with zero knowledge.

but yeah, tell me anything. I will update with how it goes tomorrow.

 

any tips or advice will be appreciated.. and if ur going to post anything about cole konrad, i won't hesitate to report u for spam.

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Because if her name is sam, abort mission. Phycho crazy loco brother. On my honor as an og, i swear you need to jump ship. Trusst me JR Phone Post
8/21/13 12:16 AM
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8/21/13 12:17 AM
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Treat the nipples as an extension of the clit. And practice building your tongue muscles tonight. Repeat, "I will fuck her on the floor for fifty or for five" until your jaw gets tired. Then chew some gum while eating ice. Rest 10 minutes then repeat this four more times.

Good luck, Jimmy. Godspeed. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:19 AM
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Pop u a Vicodin a couple hours before game time. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:19 AM
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Use a condom.

have you ever jerked it with a condom?

Basically this is the way it works, when you're young and you start out, you can't hold off. When you get older, you can't get off. By some miracle, you'll end up in the middle but I don't know if you can just skip steps.
8/21/13 12:20 AM
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Dustin does t sound very Indian to me Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:21 AM
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Hunter Thompson's .45 - Treat the nipples as an extension of the clit. And practice building your tongue muscles tonight. Repeat, "I will fuck her on the floor for fifty or for five" until your jaw gets tired. Then chew some gum while eating ice. Rest 10 minutes then repeat this four more times.

Good luck, Jimmy. Godspeed. Phone Post 3.0
Jack off 6 hours prior. Large improvement of stamina, especially first time. Shes likes bdsm. Sincerly, her "3rd" Phone Post
8/21/13 12:22 AM
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used2wrestle - Use a condom.

have you ever jerked it with a condom?

Basically this is the way it works, when you're young and you start out, you can't hold off. When you get older, you can't get off. By some miracle, you'll end up in the middle but I don't know if you can just skip steps.
Dont use a condom. Condoms are for sissys. But if its samantha ABORT MISSION Phone Post
8/21/13 12:27 AM
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Make sure to call her a cunt and slap her in the face. Bitches love that shit.
8/21/13 12:27 AM
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Act confident Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:28 AM
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What are the odds on jimmy cuming putting the condom on Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:30 AM
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your first time i wager, will consist of you retiring early.

8/21/13 12:31 AM
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Speak only in the 3rd person and call her by her mother's name. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:32 AM
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Make sure he gives you a reach around Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:33 AM
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SoupCan - What are the odds on jimmy cuming putting the condom on Phone Post 3.0
I'm not sure but theres a slim to none chance he gets a boner, he's a legit dick tuck Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:35 AM
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retired.

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8/21/13 12:41 AM
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Seriously though... Good for you OP and yes the pull out method really works.

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8/21/13 12:45 AM
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8/21/13 12:48 AM
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VU faggot :)

8/21/13 12:51 AM
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VU faggot :)


me too. :)

8/21/13 1:04 AM
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Harlem Savoy -
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VU faggot :)


me too. :)

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8/21/13 1:14 AM
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I like this new troll angle. Keep it coming.

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