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8/21/13 1:19 AM
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8/21/13 1:19 AM
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8/21/13 1:25 AM
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remember to say "you like that, you fucking idiot?!"

works every time.
8/21/13 1:31 AM
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Its all in hips Phone Post
8/21/13 1:41 AM
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Make sure when you're almost finished to look at yourself in a mirror while flexing your arms. Patrick Bateman style. Phone Post
8/21/13 1:43 AM
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VU faggot :)


me too. :)

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Thanks guys but voting someone down because they disagree with you is ridiculous. I'd return the favor but ----> Phone Post
8/21/13 1:44 AM
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8/21/13 1:50 AM
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8/21/13 2:22 AM
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Step-by-step breakdown of what you need to do tomorrow.

 

1. Go to the bathroom

2. Take off your clothes

3. Get an erection

4. Put on condom

5. Kick open the door

6. Declare your body to be ready

7. Retire on site of chubby tits.

8. Post pics of chubby tits on this thread.

8/21/13 2:36 AM
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8/21/13 2:46 AM
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Don't forget to wear a Konradom Phone Post
8/21/13 2:49 AM
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neonbelly - If you've been using internet porn before letting your brain experience actual sex you won't be able to achieve/maintain an erection.

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8/21/13 3:08 AM
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Good luck, Rustler. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 3:16 AM
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8/21/13 3:16 AM
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8/21/13 3:18 AM
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8/21/13 3:34 AM
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First time for everyone is 3 pumps and an apology, don't over think it brah Phone Post
8/21/13 4:47 AM
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8/21/13 4:50 AM
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8/21/13 5:00 AM
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Is HereWeAre taking your poop shoot?

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8/21/13 5:52 AM
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Tell her you live her while you cum. This is key Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 5:59 AM
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This.

But shout 'mon the Gers.

This assumes you're a Rangers fan, obviously. Feel free to substitute the name of your favourite sports team. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 6:34 AM
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Good luck man It's gonna be an awesome 22 Seconds.
8/21/13 6:50 AM
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Good luck rustler!

Make sure you spit on her pussy and tell her she's got "the sweetest cunt you've ever seen".

Sluts love that. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 6:54 AM
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Maffus
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Even if you don't last long you will probably be able to perform multiple times during your day with her.

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