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8/21/13 7:00 AM
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Oppsicrappedmypants
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8/21/13 7:11 AM
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hiptosser - Have plenty of ice on hand to sit on afterwards
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8/21/13 8:14 AM
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It's like a Christmas miracle!  Welcome back Mr. Rustler and enjoy your sex tomorrow!

 

TTT

8/21/13 8:23 AM
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8/21/13 8:28 AM
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Op is going to have some unfinished business tomorrow. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 8:33 AM
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There is no need to be upset. Just retire her jimmie. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 9:15 AM
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In for updates and pics. Rules and all Phone Post
8/21/13 9:15 AM
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8/21/13 9:16 AM
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Jimmy Rustler
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Reported every single one of you.

 

To all those who posted real tips, thanks.

 

Today is the day.

8/21/13 9:32 AM
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ShawnTheBadger
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Long or short.

Fat or thin.

Astro-glide will get it in.

8/21/13 9:43 AM
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Jimmy Rustler -
The Loge - Coming is going to happen no doubt about it.
Only you can control when that happens though, try to remember that!
Lick her pussy first and try to get her all worked up!
Erogenous zones should always be given plenty of attention!
Kiss her behind the ears and on the neck, it will fire her up for sure!
Orgasms are a lot tougher for a woman to achieve than it is for a man so be prepared to put in some work!
Never be afraid to talk during sex, dirty talk can spice things up a bit and break some of the tension!
Raw dogging her might lead to pregnancy or diseases so wear a jimmy, Jimmy!
Ass play isn't necessarily something that everyone enjoys but if she is into it don't hesitate to dive in!
Doggy style will allow you penetrate her more deeply which will likely be more pleasurable for the both of you! Phone Post 3.0

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Good luck today Jimmy!




















You've just been inception rustled! Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 10:16 AM
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Dugs95
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Jimmy Rustler -
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Rudi -
Oppsicrappedmypants -
Cotton -
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Reported every single one of you.

 

To all those who posted real tips, thanks.

 

Today is the day.

What did they do? What the issue between you and all these guys? I'm newer here and don't know, can fill me in?
As far as today, definitely jerk off first, make sure your showered n washes good n smell decent, trim your pubes if can, girls don't like a big bush either. Relax, be honest n tell her your not very experienced and just flat out tell her, "please tell me what you'd like me to do, don't be shy or anything, I just want to make you feel good first" n you'll be fine.... Also, you gotta stop threatening to report people, you come across kinda girly, just being honest.... It's the og, just laugh n talk shit back n you will fit in better n make more friends here... Anything else hit me up, be glad to help ya Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 10:19 AM
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I say save yourself for marriage. Think of all the stress and mental energy you've already put into thinking about and planning to lose your virginity. If you apply that kind of energy into professional pursuits and take all the noise and anxiety of sex outof your life until you are ready to start a family with a great woman, you could be hugely successful in life!
8/21/13 10:21 AM
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6ULDV8
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^sage advice

8/21/13 11:24 AM
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Jimmy Rustler
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supposed to meet her in a few hours. waiting on a txt back

 

:D

8/21/13 11:29 AM
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8/21/13 11:30 AM
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Bet on Leben
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And good luck bro. My best tip is def lots of good foreplay and then let the rhythm be with you sir. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 11:32 AM
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Did you lose it yet or you got retired? Phone Post
8/21/13 11:32 AM
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If only the pussy would swallow you and you would never return again. Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 11:35 AM
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Any pics of this fatty Phone Post
8/21/13 11:45 AM
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Jimmy Rustler -

supposed to meet her in a few hours. waiting on a txt back

 

:D

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8/21/13 11:56 AM
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8/21/13 12:00 PM
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Jimmy Rustler -
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Rudi -
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Cotton -
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Reported every single one of you.

 

To all those who posted real tips, thanks.

 

Today is the day.

Relax Phone Post 3.0
8/21/13 12:01 PM
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I couldn't get thru the other pages I vu everyone on page 1 for hilarity

8/21/13 12:04 PM
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michaelkaras
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don't get all worked up about the first time. understand that you'll probably finish quick, but assure her that you can go right back to it. it's all good man, just enjoy it.

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