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9/12/13 12:34 PM
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Got my ass destroyed in jr high/ high school about 3-5 times before I started dishing out some myself... Nothing to do in west Texas but fight, fuck chicks and get fucked up Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 12:37 PM
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I was 13. Me and my friends went to hang out at the carnival that comes to town once a year. The year was 1990... This particular year was a year that the inner city kids had a field trip to the suburbs and were hanging at the carnival.. So I am looking at some of the weird animals that weere their I think it was a Lama, I turn around and BAAAAAAAM I get socked in the eye by some huge black kid that looked like Bell Biv Devoe.... I was like...oooouuuuch, what the fuck...and he said that's for staring me up YO!!!! I never even saw the dude. I remember being kind of proud of myself for not getting KO'ed not even knocked down or stumbled.

I took that punch like a champ. i didn't fight back though because in those days we were afraid that those kids might have been part of some notorious inner city posse's as there where many of them around back then. So I just shrugged it of and wore my shiner around like a badge of honer for the next few weeks.
9/12/13 12:38 PM
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8th grade, highscooler that got off at my bus stop blasted me in the face because I called him short, lol Phone Post
9/12/13 12:55 PM
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6th grade there was this one douchebag who used to give em shit all the time. I was behind him in line and out of the blue decided it was my turn to give shit to him. I have no idea what I said, but the guy just turned around and punched me square in the nose.

It didn't even hurt, but I was so startled that I just stood there.

One time when I was around 22 I was walking back to the Navy base around 3:00 AM. I took a shortcut past this ball field, and a black kid walked up to me and asked me for a light. I looked at him to tell him "No" when I felt a push against the back of my head, and heard a loud "DONK" in my ears. Again, I was so startled that I looked at the dude and was gonna ask "Did you hear that?" when he he haymakered me in the face.

Then his two buddies came around from behind me, and the three of them threw punches at my face. Again, none of the punches hurt, they just made a loud DONK sound in my ears, and I was so stunned because I thought punches to the head & face were suppose to hurt.

Then they stopped punching, grabbed me, threw me to the ground and started kicking. They kicked me for a while. That's when I stop remembering exactly what happened, and just remember wondering if I was gonna die.

They stopped kicking me and ran off. I'm still not sure why. I crawled into the street and lay there for a while. Eventually a car stopped. Two guys got out and threw me in the back seat. They left me with the Shore Patrol, who took me to a hospital. I spend a couple of nights there.

Honestly, if I had known punches to the face didn't hurt then I would have gotten into fights when I was younger.
9/12/13 1:07 PM
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Been kickboxing since I was 6. Ate a nice shot by some kid a few years older. I think I actually started to cry lol, the kid (who was like 10) felt like a dick an started crying himself. Pretty funny when I look back on it Phone Post
9/12/13 1:19 PM
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KOphil25 - got a beer bottle thrown at my head by some scum kid off of his trailer porch as a lad as I rode my bike by his trailer. Cut me up pretty good and the blood scared me so I went home and got it all taken care of, rode my bike back and beat him until I didn't have an energy left, haven't taken shit since Phone Post 3.0
Trailer park tendencies Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 1:28 PM
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RileyPust -

I'm not even joking about this:

 

When I was a kid, we didn't have much money. We were straight-up fucking poor. I became so good at trading items from my poor-kid lunch because my family could never afford the awesome stuff like snack packs, it was an apple and a peanut butter sandwich for me. One time I convinced some kid to give me all his pudding because it was made with "partly skimmed milk". Well one fateful day when I was about nine years old, my parents came back with a box of Twinkies. I was more excited than the average kid because I had never had a twinkie before. 

It's also important to note that I was a bonafide wimp at this point in my life. If someone bullied me, I'd take it and not say a word. I was constantly dealing with that sorta crap both at home and at school, you know name calling or shoving and such. Anyway, there I was standing on the playground. My eyes were alight and my heart aflutter as I peeled back the wrapper to reveal the sweet, spongey, cream-fill golden wonder. I began to bring the sweet treat up to my mouth, salivating and contemplating the adventures my taste-buds are about to embark on, when BAM! This kid who was always giving me a hard time actually wound up and dropped me right on my face.

I  remember that my first instinct was to just take it. I was going to walk away and not say a word. But then something happened that changed my life forever. I looked down in my hand to make sure the twinkie was alright. In my hand I saw chunks of twinkie flesh and viscera, mixed with dirt and rocks. I looked up at my attacker with pure, unbridled rage. He started running before I even moved. I chased him out to the middle of the field and I beat him until he was a mess of blood and cream filling.

That was actually the last time I ever let someone bully me.

 

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9/12/13 1:30 PM
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You could've substituted the word 'fail' for another one of your videos.

9/12/13 1:30 PM
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Big Pookie -
Got jumped by 3 dudes for my chocolate bar (mirage) in grade 2. They were much older. I immediately started eating it so they couldn't take it, all while they were pummeling me. I don't remember feeling any pain but I probably should have just given them the mirage bar.
Bwahahahahahaha. Is this Aziz Ansari? And are you talking about your nephew Harris?? Phone Post
9/12/13 1:55 PM
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Kazp306 -
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Got jumped by 3 dudes for my chocolate bar (mirage) in grade 2. They were much older. I immediately started eating it so they couldn't take it, all while they were pummeling me. I don't remember feeling any pain but I probably should have just given them the mirage bar.
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I laughed pretty hard when i played that in my mind. Its right out of A Christmas Story. Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 4:01 PM
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Got jumped by a group of guys in 6th grade bc I decked one of them for trying to take my frisbee. Didn't get hit too much bc they all got in each others way.

When I was coaching ms wrestling this one kid was way bigger than me and we both shot at each other and his shoulder caught me right under the chin. My lights were flicking on and off for about a half hour. Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 5:05 PM
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4th or 5th grade. saw one of my friends crying, with 2 others consoling him. went over asked what was up.

turns out some kid threw a rock at him and broke his wrist. so i went over to confront him.

asked him what his issue was, what kind of bitch throws a rock?

he began swinging with everything he had. i took about 10 shots to the head before i realized what the fuck was happening.

Then i began unloading on him. fucked him up bad. had to be pulled off of him. a bloody unconscious mess he was.

i was suspended for 3 weeks for what my principle referred to as "a hate crime" because the kid was black. i said "damn right i hate him, bitch threw a rock at jimmy!" did not help my case.

he transferred schools. 3 weeks later i returned and the event wasn't really mentioned again. no one fucked with my friends tho that's for sure. so that would probably be my first fight.

First punch? lots between the ages of 0-4, when my dad used to beat the shit out of me for being born.
9/12/13 5:11 PM
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My cousins beat my ass all through my childhood, but the first ever 'fight' I was in was actually when I started training. So my cherry was popped by the gyms heavyweight who held the local amateur title. Ahhh fond memories Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 5:12 PM
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Big Pookie - 
Got jumped by 3 dudes for my chocolate bar (mirage) in grade 2. They were much older. I immediately started eating it so they couldn't take it, all while they were pummeling me. I don't remember feeling any pain but I probably should have just given them the mirage bar.

Reading that was great!
9/12/13 5:19 PM
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When I was 5 a 9yo took my bike,so my older brother took me to his house to go and get it. Turns out he didnt want to give it back,so we fought for it. We got into a quik scrap and i pounded him out,he was on the ground crying and for good measure i jumped on him and told my brother to count to 3. I rode home on my bike
9/12/13 5:37 PM
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I was 11.

I told Dad to get his own drink.

He totally pulled a Hendo-Bisping too and landed an extra shot.

Because I woke up only to smell coffee breath and see that meaty fist flying toward me again. Phone Post
9/12/13 5:53 PM
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I've never taken a hard punch but in high school basketball I took a hard elbow on the nose. It jarred me but I turned around and ran down the court. Everyone stopped and looked at me. Turns out I was bleeding everywhere but like some sort of badass I felt nothing NOTHING. Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 5:57 PM
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I don't take damage... I've mastered the sidestep.... Phone Post
9/12/13 5:57 PM
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7th grade, guy punched me in the jaw because i wouldnt go fight his friend in the restroom.


No fucking shit i was going to fight him in the restroom, this guy had like 16 of his guy relatives in the restroom waiting to jump me.. Phone Post
9/12/13 5:59 PM
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In karate class I sparred a gigantic line back type guy. We were supposed to go light. He didn't. Knocked my tooth out. Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 5:59 PM
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InTheWeedz - I don't take damage... I've mastered the sidestep.... Phone Post
I'd shake your hand but I can't even focus on you, shifty lil devil Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 6:11 PM
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I'm curious to know if anyone has taken their first hit as an adult and how it affected them. If anyone has a story to share I'll be glad to read it! Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 6:12 PM
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RileyPust - 

You could've substituted the word 'fail' for another one of your videos.


This made me laugh, great comeback. VTFU
9/12/13 6:14 PM
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Excellent thread.

I got sucker punched outside a high school basketball game, for being a wannabe tough guy, by one of the inner city kids who bussed into my mostly Caucasian school. It was 9th grade, he was with his yoked football team homies and I was with some other scrawny friend. Outmatched for sure. It was a solid punch to the jaw and and though I stayed up, it scrambled me pretty good. I didn't retaliate, not even sure I said anything. I was a graffiti guy, and probably just rubbed them the wrong way. About 1989-90.

I'd been in fights before that, but that was my the first good single hit.

I box a little and do some Muay Thai, but the hardest shot I've taken as an adult was from my 135lb dog Cane Corso (Italian mastiff). I was on my knees (beep) cleaning some shredded dog toys behind the couch and he came barreling full force from around the corner. He dipped to explode out of the turn and bashed into my eye with his bowling ball head. It knocked me flat on my back and my eye started swelling immediately. It didn't quite swell shut, but it was close. Think BJ Penn after Diaz. I imagine that was about what it's like taking a flush knee and made me gain a lot of respect for fighters' pain tolerance and toughness conditioning. But it was funny at the same time. Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 6:27 PM
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I was playing a game of football(soccer 4 you shitassamericans) and our teams began arguing over a goal. I ran up, yelled I'll fight the hardest guy on their team ( I had no previous fights, just pure adrenalin to beat the opposition) so their hardest came up, cocked his fist, lent back and threw a solid left overhand to my jaw..

I didnt drop but I ran away like a pussy (I was the tallest black guy on the pitch, it was a rare sight)

Lesson:
Duck. Phone Post 3.0

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