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Briscoe
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I heard this on the Stuff You Should Know Podcast last night (subscribe to it today)!

Fact one: After a person dies, they shed one tear, usually out of their right eye. It's the last tear they will ever shed. So just like a baby has a first tear of life, we have a last tear of life. It's called Lacrima Mortis.

Fact two: Before we started embalming people, when a mother died and still had a baby inside her, once she bloated from the gasses inside her, the pressure would push the baby out of her vagina. The nickname for this is Coffin Birth. A dead mom literately gives "birth" to her dead baby inside of a coffin.
9/20/13 12:24 PM
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9/20/13 12:26 PM
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pukes @ "coffin birth"

9/20/13 12:29 PM
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Ugh - The smell and sound of coffin birth must have been horrendous!
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I hope i poop in my pants when i die. Phone Post
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Imagine a grave robber busting that casket open to find that... Phone Post 3.0
9/20/13 12:33 PM
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Right Hand JO Power -  I hope i poop in my pants when i die. Phone Post

Ah brownpantis mortis, hauntingly poignant.
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Right Hand JO Power -  I hope i poop in my pants when i die. Phone Post

Why wait?
9/20/13 12:46 PM
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I'd heard about the tear before, but not the coffin birth. Crazy. Phone Post 3.0
9/20/13 12:48 PM
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Why wait?
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I always have to poop. Phone Post 3.0
9/20/13 1:40 PM
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Gladiator Mouthguards, president/principle

you will poop and pee you lose all muscle control.

my father used to work for a funeral home bringing in dead bodies. He went to pick up a dead guy with new worker the guy picked the body up and put it over his shoulder causing the corpse to fart and shit, when the guy heard the corpse fart he drop the body and said to my dad if he can shit he can walk and quit the job right there.

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I hope you poop in my pants when I die. Phone Post
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My new fantasy football team name = Coffin Birth!

9/20/13 1:56 PM
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This thread is disturbing.

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Col Angus - Ugh - The smell and sound of coffin birth must have been horrendous!
This! Phone Post 3.0
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I hope you poop in my pants when I die. Phone Post
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I hope you poop in my pants when I die. Phone Post
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subbed to the podcast, I've been looking for a new one. Voted up!
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Dr Gonzo -
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Ah brownpantis mortis, hauntingly poignant.
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9/20/13 5:43 PM
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Pardon me a moment, please...*ahem!*...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, thank you.

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