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10/13/13 3:05 AM
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I've had the shittiest past 2 days off my life. And this video just made my day. Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 3:25 AM
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That fight was better than Rory MacDonald and Jake Ellenberger. Phone Post
10/13/13 3:45 AM
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duckhuntgangsta -
Tripitaka's Triangle - He is stuck with no help coming, bleeding badly from his wounds. If he lets go he is dead. He had to make a decision.

After several hours he decides his only chance is to break its neck. Still pulling it to his chest, He slowly edges his way towards the jaw and grabs hold. He turns the neck slowly and as hard as he can. These roos are very strong.

He eventually snaps the neck. He was fighting it for about 5 hours. Exhausted and in pain he walks home and then goes to hospital.

He was in the local paper at the time. Phone Post 3.0
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Yeah it is true. It was day when it started and night fall when it ended.

The thing wouldnt push the whole time it would go in bouts so he didn't have a clenched grip tighten grip the whole time. But he just couldn't let go either.

It would take me ages to dig up the clipping so sorry not going to happen.

Just take my word on it Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 3:58 AM
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Oh and walking through Australian bush land for 15 or so miles at night, wounded, bleeding and with no weapon.

Well it's not a situation I recommend.

He was lucky it was uneventful. Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 4:02 AM
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10/13/13 5:55 AM
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duckhuntgangsta -
Tripitaka's Triangle - He is stuck with no help coming, bleeding badly from his wounds. If he lets go he is dead. He had to make a decision.

After several hours he decides his only chance is to break its neck. Still pulling it to his chest, He slowly edges his way towards the jaw and grabs hold. He turns the neck slowly and as hard as he can. These roos are very strong.

He eventually snaps the neck. He was fighting it for about 5 hours. Exhausted and in pain he walks home and then goes to hospital.

He was in the local paper at the time. Phone Post 3.0
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Right back at you Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 6:15 AM
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10/13/13 6:15 AM
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Denis Kang-aroo :D Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 6:23 AM
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He held on to that choke for far too long. He should be cut from the kangaroo reserve fighting championships and banned for life. Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 7:07 AM
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He have a my hespect for no a tapping. Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 11:03 AM
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He held on way to long. He should not get the bonus and should banned! Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 12:26 PM
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That was awesome and freaky at the same time.

Could a descent MMA fighter of the same size as a kangaroo beat a kangaroo.

It would be an awkward fight. Something that you can't really just train for. Phone Post
10/13/13 12:40 PM
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It just occurred to me while watching this that kangaroos are furry T-rex's.

It also just occurred to me that I'm in a real life Contagion movie with the Asian lady sitting next to me hacking her lungs up for the last 5 minutes.

This could be my last post. Thanks for the entertainment. Phone Post
10/13/13 1:03 PM
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HKShooter -  It just occurred to me while watching this that kangaroos are furry T-rex's.

It also just occurred to me that I'm in a real life Contagion movie with the Asian lady sitting next to me hacking her lungs up for the last 5 minutes.

This could be my last post. Thanks for the entertainment. Phone Post

VTFU. That's some funny shit!
10/13/13 1:30 PM
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10/13/13 1:48 PM
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MdGeist - It is pretty amazing that an animal has the instinctual ability to apply a choke like that.

Most people wouldn't even be able to apply that choke in a fight without hours of practicing. Phone Post 3.0

On the other hand, this was practice. That was sparring. And they grow up play-fighting. Same reason dogs play fight, and kids play fight. Practice for the real thing.

It was getting a little rough, but they can do real damage. Not just push kicks and holding on to chokes until they quit.

The reason they kick low like that, is because they're trying to rip your balls off (if you have no balls, there's no more reason to fight, because he gets to procreate and you don't).
10/13/13 2:05 PM
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That... Was... AWESOME!!!!! Phone Post 3.0
10/13/13 7:55 PM
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AllAmericanBoxing -
Tripitaka's Triangle - He is stuck with no help coming, bleeding badly from his wounds. If he lets go he is dead. He had to make a decision.

After several hours he decides his only chance is to break its neck. Still pulling it to his chest, He slowly edges his way towards the jaw and grabs hold. He turns the neck slowly and as hard as he can. These roos are very strong.

He eventually snaps the neck. He was fighting it for about 5 hours. Exhausted and in pain he walks home and then goes to hospital.

He was in the local paper at the time. Phone Post 3.0
That sounds like an awesome story. Although I doubt even Gsp could keep ahold of a wild animal for 5 fucking hours and still have the strength to break its neck. I want to believe... Phone Post
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10/13/13 9:48 PM
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http://www.today.com/id/47619314/ns/today-today_pets/t/woman-says-kangaroo-stalked-her-then-attacked/ Phone Post 3.0
10/14/13 5:01 AM
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Bellator CEO Bjorn Rebney makes it clear that he won't be making an offer to the Australian choke specialist. Phone Post 3.0
10/14/13 8:09 AM
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BernardHopkins - 

camera man is a dick for not breaking that up

funny though


Roos r vermin in Australia. We have them in plague proportions so there lives ain't worth much.
10/14/13 9:50 AM
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VTFU

I laugh so hard at this one

Though it's still the perfect "Do You Even Lift... Bro" meme
10/14/13 5:56 PM
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10/14/13 6:43 PM
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Vizslarex - He held on way to long. He should not get the bonus and should banned! Phone Post 3.0
In case the first 15 posts like this weren't enough... Phone Post 3.0
10/14/13 8:23 PM
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