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10/15/13 12:56 PM
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Tonya Evinger is 10-5 as a professional in women's mixed martial arts and hoping her fourth consecutive win will lead her to the UFC, where she would like to fight Miesha Tate. Apparently Evinger and Tate have a history and Evinger is excited about the prospect of finally being able to fight her in the cage:

"Miesha and I know each other real well. I hate the bitch and she is secretly in love with me. I can tell just the way she looks at me and all that shit. She can't leave me alone, you know what I mean? I know she has a big crush, but we're never getting together. I'm not into her, you know? She's disgusting. No, I don't know. I don't care what she says. She's got her nose in everyone's business, so I think it's fucked up to say since I hadn't even fought yet, it's already dropping her little seed in Dana's ear. I'm going to knee her in the cooter for that one, you know what I mean? I'm going to knee her or something really hot. I'm going to go crazy. I've been wanting to fight her for a long time.

That would be a great fight. She's friends with one of my exes, so apparently she knows every single thing about me. But she knows everything about everyone else in the sport, so Miesha digs her own grave everywhere. I have always not liked her and I'll continue to not like her, so she can say whatever she wants."

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10/15/13 12:58 PM
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now that's the way you do trash talk.
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Cooter, ha. Haven't heard that one in a long time Phone Post
10/15/13 1:00 PM
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Serious laughs at the thread tile.

In for cooter-kneeing.

10/15/13 1:03 PM
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Does the fighter get to take up tp 5 minutes recovery if they get hit in the cooter?
10/15/13 1:04 PM
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Stay classy, WMMA. Phone Post
10/15/13 1:06 PM
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This chick sounds insane.
10/15/13 1:07 PM
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so Tate is bisexual?

10/15/13 1:07 PM
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That thread title has me in stitches, oh my fuck Phone Post
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Hey, if you don't warrant a fight due to your skill, see if you can shit-talk your way up.

 

 

that seems to work these days

10/15/13 1:08 PM
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Everybody trying to get press in mma nowadays. Wish that wasn't the best way to get paid. Big Rig Phone Post
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Bitter much? Phone Post 3.0
10/15/13 1:08 PM
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It sounds like she is joking.

10/15/13 1:08 PM
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Evinger's just trying to capture some of the same shine Rousey got from her feud with Meisha.

Can't blame her, she's toward the tail end of her career and WMMA is blowing up, she needs to generate some media interest ASAP.
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And now that I read the story, I wish her the best of luck, may she find many cooters to knee. Phone Post
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A knee to the cooter sounds highly illegal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and hot

10/15/13 1:10 PM
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I'll kiss her copter better after then knee!! Phone Post
10/15/13 1:13 PM
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Did she say she needs a scooter?
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Slam phone cooter even fuck Phone Post
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10/15/13 1:16 PM
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that's kind of hot. Phone Post 3.0

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