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1/10/14 9:49 AM
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LOL! This vid makes the rounds every few years and I still think it's funny. It's from the Heather Graham sitcom "Emily's Reasons Why not"

Show of hands of anyone who plays "YMCA" at their gym?

Anyone?

Anyone?

LOL.

P.S. Interesting fact: This show aired one episode and got such abysmal ratings that they never aired another one.
1/10/14 11:38 AM
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They can suck my balls Phone Post
1/10/14 11:40 AM
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We play the conga song during warmup, is that gay?!.... Yeah I guess it is Phone Post 3.0
1/10/14 11:55 AM
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Is it gay that I know other men simply by their scent now?  Yeah ... maybe a little..

1/10/14 11:55 AM
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We have a great locker room with a top sauna and the best showers made.

The whole gym, of course, is just a locker room. Phone Post 3.0
1/10/14 12:04 PM
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Although this is kind of funny, I am sick of people telling me BJJ is gay when I tell them I train. Just once I would love for someone to come to my gym, and put their money where their mouth is.

1/10/14 1:13 PM
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It's not ghey just because we take our gis off after and rub up against each other; it gets crowded in the changing room!
1/10/14 1:22 PM
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The writer of the episode obviously never fought before.... If he had, he probably got put to sleep by somebody that did BJJ. Wow peoples, stupidity these days... Smh. The only ones that see it as "gay" are the ones thinking about it and are most likely G A Y !!!! Phone Post 3.0
1/10/14 1:34 PM
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No one made eye contact while rolling, so no not gay. Phone Post 3.0
1/10/14 1:36 PM
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Whatever.

Not like we aren't all secretly gay anyway.
1/10/14 1:50 PM
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It's only gay if you cuddle after Phone Post 3.0
1/10/14 1:58 PM
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Pablo Duke - It's only gay if you cuddle after Phone Post 3.0

So you're saying it IS ghey?
1/10/14 2:22 PM
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All of us who study the art have been the subject of this "criticism" before, but what I don't get is why don't those who feel this way think wrestling is "gay" too?  Why is the wrestling they saw in high school and college and watch every four years in the Olympics not gay, but BJJ is gay? 

No one's ever explained that to me when I ask after they make a joke about BJJ's "gay-ness."  I always ask, and they always just get a confused look like that's never occurred to them before, sort of agree, shrug their shoulders, and change the subject. 

1/10/14 2:23 PM
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Although this is kind of funny, I am sick of people telling me BJJ is gay when I tell them I train. Just once I would love for someone to come to my gym, and put their money where their mouth is.

Wait, put their mouth where?!

Beep. Phone Post 3.0
1/10/14 2:45 PM
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Lol back in college me and my buddy were rolling in the mat room at the school fitness center. I had lifted him up and started the shimmy to break his guard. At that moment we looked over and a group of really hot girls were all looking in the window laughing at us...

Last time we trained at school.
1/11/14 12:17 AM
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Ryazzo - Lol back in college me and my buddy were rolling in the mat room at the school fitness center. I had lifted him up and started the shimmy to break his guard. At that moment we looked over and a group of really hot girls were all looking in the window laughing at us...

Last time we trained at school.

Why?
1/11/14 12:53 AM
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Judo for hipsters Phone Post 3.0
1/11/14 1:18 AM
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Nothing make a man feel more 'gay' than knowing another man can do ANYTHING they want to to them and they cant stop it. They try to pre-empt the horrified feeling of helplessness that comes with the wave of fear that Royce Gracie put in every man who doesnt understand subbmision grappling.

1/11/14 1:40 AM
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Thank god I'm an old man now (43) and could not give two shits if anyone thinks I'm gay cause I roll. Maybe when I was in my 20s I would have gotten offended, but after being called faggot by hundreds of drunken assholes I've thrown out of bars, the shits just funny now. I don't argue with anyone who calls BJJ gay, I just laugh and agree, and go back to my beer and whatever book I'm reading. Phone Post 3.0
1/11/14 2:10 AM
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Holy damn that made me laugh Phone Post 3.0
1/11/14 2:40 AM
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who doesn't love the cock? I mean chokes....

 

1/11/14 8:27 AM
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Lmao. First time seeing this. Phone Post 3.0
1/11/14 12:12 PM
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McSurly - Thank god I'm an old man now (43) and could not give two shits if anyone thinks I'm gay cause I roll. Maybe when I was in my 20s I would have gotten offended, but after being called faggot by hundreds of drunken assholes I've thrown out of bars, the shits just funny now. I don't argue with anyone who calls BJJ gay, I just laugh and agree, and go back to my beer and whatever book I'm reading. Phone Post 3.0
Laugh every time I see that clip Phone Post 3.0
1/11/14 12:34 PM
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Very funny vid.  VU.

 

We used to watch DVD's of UFC and Prides on slow Sunday day-shifts at the last club I worked.  Just one (1) montitor over in the corner.  A one-off bootleg because both the manager and I had to work Saturday nights.  (Shhhhh....don't tell Dana).

Some of the new entertainers would watch and comment that the grappling portions were gay.  Giggling while me and the manager watched the fights.

They thought that it was gay until they would see violent folks get put to sleep, in live demonstrations.

Afterwards, they would decide grappling was pretty cool, and agreed it made their g-strings just wet as striking.

1/11/14 12:36 PM
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who doesn't love the cock? I mean chokes....

 

You mean cock chokes right?

Or was it clock choke?

I forget... Phone Post 3.0

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