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Dana White: Making UFC Unwatchable to Win the War Against Online Streaming

by Mitch Cumstein

March 2, 2014

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The UFC's #1 goal, at the risk of alienating its entire fan base, is to win the war against online streamers, and UFC President Dana White has the perfect plan.

"My plan is to make our product unwatchable," Dana White said.  "I've been pushing for really bad matchmaking, more decisions, chasing off some of our biggest names. And Fight Pass? Check out that bullshit. It's like four fights from 2008. There are seriously more fights during a single season of House Hunters than we have on Fight Pass. This shit is so unwatchable the streamers will lose interest. And that's when we win."

3/3/14 6:15 PM
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lol at mitch cumstein

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Haadogei - anyone notice that China card blew away the Bellator show in terms of fight quality? Funny how things work out that way.
UFCs worst card ever was better than Bellators second best card ever lol. Phone Post 3.0
3/3/14 6:25 PM
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FightPass will get better, but those developers in India just have to upp their game, bit less of the worshipping cows, more time coding bros

 

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YER NOT A REAL FIGHT FAN IF YOU DON'T BUY EVERY PPV AND FIGHT PASS!
- Dana Phone Post
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Haadogei - anyone notice that China card blew away the Bellator show in terms of fight quality? Funny how things work out that way.
Anyone notice how they were both entertaining? And how they shouldn't be compared because they're both MMA. Stop treating Bellator and the UFC like they're WWE and WCW fighting over ratings. People like you kill the sport. Phone Post 3.0
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John 12:24

Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit.
 

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Fuck a fight pass and the quality of their cards. Shitting on long time fans to make a buck. I hope they go bankrupt. Greedy fucks. Phone Post 3.0
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lol at mitch cumstein

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AsimpleFan - Fuck a fight pass and the quality of their cards. Shitting on long time fans to make a buck. I hope they go bankrupt. Greedy fucks. Phone Post 3.0
I think it's heading that way unfortunately. Phone Post 3.0
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OP, you are the rust to dana's bald woody. So cynical! Carcosa is exclusive to fight pass, giants with scars, kids in the woods, yellow kings...
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Haadogei - anyone notice that China card blew away the Bellator show in terms of fight quality? Funny how things work out that way.

didn't see it so no I didn't notice that.
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Love the author. LOL Phone Post 3.0
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If that's the strategy, it's working beautifully
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ProteinOverdrive - UFC is garbage. Once the few remaining old fighters retire, I'm done with that shit.
Yeah because there's absolutely no new talent out there. Lol Phone Post 3.0
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Seems legit...
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On the minus side the watered down cards kinda suck balls and you need a little orphan Annie secret decoder ring in order to figure out what outlet is showing each fight. On the plus side, he told me that on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice. Phone Post 3.0
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haha cumstein for mayor!

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Oak the Toke - On the minus side the watered down cards kinda suck balls and you need a little orphan Annie secret decoder ring in order to figure out what outlet is showing each fight. On the plus side, he told me that on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice. Phone Post 3.0

The Dana, himself. Twelfth son of the Fertittas. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one.  Big hitter, the Dana.  Long.  Into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Dana says?

"Your an egg."

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I don't watch UFC anymore AT ALL....

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2JupitersTooMany -
Oak the Toke - On the minus side the watered down cards kinda suck balls and you need a little orphan Annie secret decoder ring in order to figure out what outlet is showing each fight. On the plus side, he told me that on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice. Phone Post 3.0

The Dana, himself. Twelfth son of the Fertittas. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one.  Big hitter, the Dana.  Long.  Into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Dana says?

"Your an egg."

Yeah I hear ya. But If anyone's interested I just got a private message from dfw jr, saying that he'd like to make it up to us and have everyone from the UG over to his place for a swim. He's actually got a pool and a pond. He said the pond would be good for anyone from the UG. Phone Post 3.0
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His pond is sponsored by Bass Pro Shops, in case anyone is curious. Phone Post 3.0
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Ioucounu - OP, you are the rust to dana's bald woody. So cynical! Carcosa is exclusive to fight pass, giants with scars, kids in the woods, yellow kings...

I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes. It's corrosive. If I ever see you again I'll put you down

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