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6/3/14 2:23 AM
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ShanTheMan
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What is black on top, white on bottom, and makes a ton of noise?


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6/3/14 2:36 AM
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MartialArtsMixed
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They've been together for ___ amount of years.

Sucker - who's been together for ___ amount of years ??

Deez NUtz!! Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 2:37 AM
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MartialArtsMixed - They've been together for ___ amount of years.

Sucker - who's been together for ___ amount of years ??

Deez NUtz!! Phone Post 3.0
Awaiting ghost of sex guy stamp of excellence. .. Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 3:03 AM
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What do you do when you see a black guy with half a face walking toward you?
Stop laughing and reload!

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
He wasn't wearing his seat belt.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall! Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 3:10 AM
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Lrrr Ruler of Omicron Persei 8 - What do you call a fish with no eyes?


A fsh. Phone Post 3.0
What do you call a deer with no eyes?








Bambis mum Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 3:26 AM
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DirtySoxShow - A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink.
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6/3/14 3:42 AM
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?" Phone Post
6/3/14 3:49 AM
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What'd the child molester say when he got out of prison?




He stepped out, took a deep breath of fresh air, stretched and said "Ahhhhh!!!!!
I feel like a kid again" Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 3:52 AM
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ShanTheMan
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A muslim, an illegal alien, and a community organizer walks into a bar.

Bartender says "what'll it be, Mr President?"
6/3/14 3:56 AM
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Women's rights. Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 3:57 AM
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A man walks into the woods with a little boy, about half way through the boy looks at the man and says "it's really scary out here".

The man looks back at the boy and says "you think you're scared? I gotta walk out here alone" Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 4:06 AM
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Can someone tell me a good Mexican joke? Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 4:15 AM
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MegaCholo2000 - Can someone tell me a good Mexican joke? Phone Post 3.0
How do you know jesus wasnt mexican?



Couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 4:26 AM
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My gf called me a pedophile

I said thats a big word for an 8 yr old Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 5:00 AM
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Wow lol Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 5:11 AM
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How do you get a gay guy to fuck a chick?

Shit in her cunt. Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 5:22 AM
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So a man walks into the pharmacy..
Man : "I'm looking for some birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
Pharmacist : "Your daughter is sexually active at the age of 10??!"
Man : "No, she just lays there like her mother" Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 6:22 AM
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MegaCholo2000 - Can someone tell me a good Mexican joke? Phone Post 3.0

Why do mexicans have re-fried beans? Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
Moar Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 6:49 AM
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My new favorite joke is one off the new Last Comic Standing. I might butcher it but basically

" I hate people that always want to show you pictures of their kid
" Look at my kid, have you seen my kid, look at my kid, have you seen this kid, look at my kid"
" I'm like Relax...it's been 2 years..... They're not gonna find him" Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 7:39 AM
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Told this one before on a tasteless joke thread a few years back:


There are three kids in grade school, Tyler, Pedro, and Devonte. Who's got the biggest dick and why?




Devonte.....because he's 17. Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 7:46 AM
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What's the best thing about showering with a 14 year old boy? They look 9 with their hair slick back. Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 7:48 AM
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 7:54 AM
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Hot prostitute walks up to a man and says "For $300, I will do ANYTHING in 3 words." So the man pulls his wallet out, pulls out $300, shoves it in her cleavage and says "Paint My House." Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 8:02 AM
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6/3/14 8:06 AM
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A baby duck and a baby skunk are crossing the street.

The duck says, I lost my parents, I'm lost, and have no idea what I am.

The skunk says, me too! Maybe we can figure it it. Let's see, you have feathers, webbed feet and a flat bill. You must be a duck!

The ducks is elated. He says, now it's my turn. You are half black, half white and you stink. You must be Puerto Rican! Phone Post 3.0

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