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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife looks up at him in horror.

The man says, "This is the pig I've been fucking when you're not around" 

His wife answers, "That's not a pig it's a sheep"

The man replies, "I was talking to the sheep" 

6/3/14 8:39 AM
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How long does it take to microwave a dead baby?

I don't know.....I was too busy jerking off!!!!! Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 8:41 AM
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tom_hkr - What do you get if you come across a tiger in the jungle?


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I replaced tiger with 14 y/o girl and jungle with mall.

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6/3/14 8:50 AM
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MartialArtsMixed - They've been together for ___ amount of years.

Sucker - who's been together for ___ amount of years ??

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Guess how many people are dead in they cemetery?

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6/3/14 2:58 PM
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My co worker said his back kills.

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Did you hear about the poor lady who shaved her legs and "wrecked 'em".
6/3/14 4:16 PM
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Sex Chicken - 

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife looks up at him in horror.

The man says, "This is the pig I've been fucking when you're not around" 

His wife answers, "That's not a pig it's a sheep"

The man replies, "I was talking to the sheep" 


LOL
6/3/14 5:24 PM
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Ghost of Sex_Guy -
WeidmanBrokeTheLEGend -
MartialArtsMixed - They've been together for ___ amount of years.

Sucker - who's been together for ___ amount of years ??

Deez NUtz!! Phone Post 3.0
Awaiting ghost of sex guy stamp of excellence. .. Phone Post 3.0
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Some good ones here. Ive been testing the mexican ones on my gf.

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tom_hkr - What do you get if you come across a tiger in the jungle?


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Hahaha! Oh man!!! Phone Post 3.0
6/3/14 10:20 PM
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6/3/14 11:00 PM
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The_KoJ - Little Ms.Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said, "What's in the bowl bitch!?" Phone Post 3.0
God dammit. Thank you for the laugh. My grandpa use to tell me this joke all the time. The delivery..oh the delivery. Phone Post 3.0
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The_KoJ - Little Ms.Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said, "What's in the bowl bitch!?" Phone Post 3.0
God dammit. Thank you for the laugh. My grandpa use to tell me this joke all the time. The delivery..oh the delivery. Phone Post 3.0
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6/4/14 12:22 AM
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6/4/14 12:38 AM
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I heard a good joke the other day

Two women were sitting quietly......
6/4/14 2:04 AM
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What do you say to a black Jew?

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The_KoJ - Little Ms.Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said, "What's in the bowl bitch!?" Phone Post 3.0
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6/4/14 2:45 AM
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What's brown and sticky?

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Read this on another thread but by far my favorite:

What's the difference between chickpeas and lentils?
I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face. Phone Post 3.0
6/4/14 3:08 AM
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RayRaysFunhouse - Read this on another thread but by far my favorite:

What's the difference between chickpeas and lentils?
I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face. Phone Post 3.0
Gonna test this one Phone Post 3.0
6/4/14 3:12 AM
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RayRaysFunhouse - Read this on another thread but by far my favorite:

What's the difference between chickpeas and lentils?
I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face. Phone Post 3.0
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It works Phone Post 3.0
6/4/14 3:34 AM
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My favorite joke of ALL time:

Ok... so a rabbit, a priest and an Astronaut walk into a bar...

 

--Shoot...!

I can't really remember the punchline! --But it's FUNNY. Really funny.

Man... you guys would seriously be busting up for real if you heard it. -trust me.

Like one of those "perfect" jokes...

Damn.

 

 

6/4/14 4:01 AM
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